This thread is still unbelievable ! :shake:
BTA, it has been very funny ! ROFL |
The Bottle pic reminds me of the SNL skit "Appalacian Emergency Room"
"Whatcha get in there ta-day Tyler?" Appropriately enough, III IS!!! writing from Kentucky. |
Like the slogan says, " Things go better with Coke ". :thumb: http://emhain.wit.ie/~ynicol/Funny/X-RAY.JPG
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What do u ask the girl when u want to have sex??????
Are the kids asleep???
~been married too long~ |
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Not that I don't enjoy the bottle up the ass thing...but to get back to the original question. If you're 20 and a virgin and she's 23, odds are she's more experienced than you. You need to relax, be yourself and let it happen. There's a good chance she may lead. Like others have said, brush your teeth and wash all areas of your body that are indented.
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Like, my forehead? |
Not trying to hi-jack this thread....
But I heard when stuffing bottles up various orifices, you need to leave the lid on. Otherwise, the suction created will pull out your organs (or the poo, depending on orifice). Think there's any truth to that? |
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I haven't the foggiest idea. Why don't you try it and get back to us? |
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Sometimes Nurses share way too much info... |
Young roy......just remember these little baubles of wisdom
1. Sometimes no, means no 2. Sometimes, no means yes 3. Never penetrate a hole that you wouldn't stick your tongue into (words to live by) 4. The phrase "It's better to give than to receive" does not apply in this thread 5. Always, and I mean always remember that greatness is measured in her moan and your length.................................of time :) |
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ewww |
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