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I've got about a month to pack up what I want out of my apartment, sell or give away the rest, slum at a friend's house until my new apartment is available in September, try and figure out if I'm admitted to graduate school.

Also survive a bachelor party with a bunch of tools which I call my friends in St. Louis hoping they don't **** me on a bus rental.

I have no time for anything women related beyond scouring /r/TipOfMyPenis for novel porn videos.

EDIT: And GifHorse all the girls at the wedding are either underage or ugly. So no dice there.

You found a place? Where ya moving to?

Discuss Thrower

07-19-2015 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billay (Post 11607558)

You found a place? Where ya moving to?

Westport. I'll let you know the exact location once you abandon the heresy that is following the Cornholers and walk the way of the light which is Missouri State Bears Athletics.

TLO	07-20-2015 01:01 AM

I just had sex.

Spoiler!

Hammock Parties

07-20-2015 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 11607560)

Westport.

YO

BILLAY, STOP AND DISCUSS GONNA BE DRINKIN' BUDDIES AND RUN GAME ON SLUTS

Pasta Little Brioni

07-20-2015 09:00 AM

I can see 4-5 outings planned....then they all get cancelled because someone gets cold feet.

Discuss Thrower

07-20-2015 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 11607746)

I can see 4-5 outings planned....then they all get cancelled because someone gets cold feet.

There will be a gay day with Clay, Billay and... Discussay?

Pasta Little Brioni

07-20-2015 10:57 PM

Goldengate bridging a chick?

Katipan

07-21-2015 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 11609354)

Goldengate bridging a chick?

Is that a London Bridge with gay guys?

Pasta Little Brioni

07-21-2015 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11609478)

Is that a London Bridge with gay guys?

Each one gets a hole

Discuss Thrower

07-21-2015 04:04 PM

So, apparently, one of the last girls I fooled around with had been quadruple teamed during her HS years.

That is a lot of dicks to handle at once. Someone go ask Prison Bitch how challenging that task is.

ThaVirus

07-21-2015 04:10 PM

Oh, lawd! That's a lot of dicks at one time.

I know one girl that got gangbanged by 7 guys but she was a prostitute.

I also know another girl that got trained by 5 guys by she was all pilled up and basically got date raped.

eDave

07-21-2015 10:15 PM

My neighbor's 22 y/o daughter just knocked on my door, buzzed, and thought we might want to ****. WTF?

Hammock Parties

07-21-2015 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11611203)

My neighbor's 22 y/o daughter just knocked on my door, buzzed, and thought we might want to ****. WTF?

She hot? ROFL

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