What's the matchbook for? Wait, nevermind.
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I used to have dreams, no wtf, I never had dreams I was the little boy who slept just to enjoy the color blue outside of his aunt jennas while she had garth brroks blasting out from her car while she molested my brother with frosted cornflakes. hours later tony the tiger would say it wasnt great but it got the job done like UltraPeanut would've without a nailgun in katie horner's bathroom. smell will stick for weeks homie.

Why does Oatmeal cause heartburn?

Because you let it.

This drunk bitch wants to seriously hurt a mother ****er.

Take me.

You wouldn't live to tell about it. This isn't a I am sad and want to hurt something to take out my aggression. This is a serious, I want to remove his heart and shove it down his ****ing throat, sort of thing.

I didn't see one person yesterday besides myself wearing Chiefs gear in KC.

How in the hell did I get a friend request when I'm not on that much anymore?

ROFL

Seriously!!! The drama in DC with Shanny and McNabb.Who give a shit?

i saw jessica albas pregnant boobies today. and the girl from that nick and norah movie, and mary jane's boobs. good morning
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I've been laying the RED BAM down on n00bs (n00bier than me)all day and it feels so goddamn good!

i got cassels phone number, called em yesterday, no aswer on the cell, but his house phone i think his wife answered, said he was out of town.
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Go help him out a bit.:D

I'm not that kinda person. I will give out his number though. It was on white pages... home : 8164255513 cell: 8167853501