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Anyone know any good quiet places in KC for a date?
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Well, you gotta find a real Chiefs gal . It's the only way.
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Take her near The Trolley Track Trail for a picnic. Go near dark and watch the sunset. Take a blanket and picnic basket.
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I meant picnic basket, not basketball. |
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I'm in a slump fellas
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Just came across a profile with TWENTY-SIX SELFIES. Some women. :eek: |
That chick I banged a few weeks ago texts me daily. We've hung out a few times since and whenever I make a move she shoots me down. Time to stop entertaining hoes.
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I'm nexting a chick I've hung out with for 3 weeks. Just not feeling it. |
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**** a bunch of that. |
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I've nexted her. Made a POF account wow that place has went to shit!
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Went?
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POF is bunch of chicks that are like X Factor.
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I knew I should have listened to the message in rap songs!
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I've hit paydirt on Bumble fellas. Goin on a date to First Friday
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She left for Colorado for 5 or 6 days to visit her sister and will be home today. I'll call her in the next day to gauge her interest. |
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What's underneath those titties girl? Open your heart.
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Heck, you are behaving like a teenager. Lucky you! |
Ex messaging me on social media
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Asked a couple how out of my league a bar patroness was last night, and they tried to wingman for me.
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The past 3 nights ive had a date with a different gal.
Friday- Kind of a bummer was digging this chick til we met. She was cue AF in her pics but when we met she was easily 20 pounds heavier. We met at updown it took 30 mins to find parking so instead of leaving I drank til she became attractive. We ended up making out she texted me the next day and I havent heard from her since. Saturday- that chick I banged a few weeks ago invited me over. I wish I could get this pic to upload of how dirty her ****ing toilet was. It was so ****ing disgusting I ended up leaving and blocking her number. Sunday- went over to this girls house I kinda dated a few years ago. It ended really sketchy then and last night she admitted she was seeing someone else at the time ROFL. Anyway she asked me to stay the night last night it was good times. |
1. Made out with a fat girl
2. Nearly contract herpes from a toilet seat 3. Hooked up with a slutty ex Poor life decisions with billay. |
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I can't imagine a world where getting drunk enough to find some heifer attractive and then making out with her is fun.
To each his own, but, cringe, dude. The appropriate response was to leave 5 minutes after arriving. |
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You made tubbo pay for her own drinks?
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LMAO girl from night 3 just asked if we could be together
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TFW you want to go out with someone and then learn they follow Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren and the Denver Broncos on twitter.
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You shouldn't play into a dramatic skanks hands but it feels good going full Dane McCloud on a bitch
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Onto the next girl....sigh....
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I used to post in this thread a lot when i was new to this place.
Gonna be popping the question sometime within the next week (on vacation). Wish me luck |
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I want that old thing back. Talk me out of it bros.
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Pop a viagra and go to town
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Any port in the storm, billay.
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Puts in her profile not into hooking up. Invites me over for wine and Netflix
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