A new type of workout after you've been working on you! Hit it out of the park!

She's closing in on 68 or 69!

Just spent 15 minutes chatting on the phone with her and she hasn't been with anyone in 13-14 years! Holy shit this is going to be epic! :drool:

You nasty?

LMAO

Take her out and show her a good time! I dare you to give her a piggy back ride somewhere during that date. Whatcha going to do?

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Anyone know any good quiet places in KC for a date?

Can you get in the parking lot at Arrowhead and do a tailgate date ?

Well, you gotta find a real Chiefs gal . It's the only way.

Take her near The Trolley Track Trail for a picnic. Go near dark and watch the sunset. Take a blanket and picnic basket.

Jesus that's creepy.

Sorry, that really was.

I meant picnic basket, not basketball.

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Maybe leave her dog at home??

I'm in a slump fellas

Time to Rosie palm it. Kinda like a reboot.

LMAO

Just came across a profile with TWENTY-SIX SELFIES.

Some women. :eek:

That chick I banged a few weeks ago texts me daily. We've hung out a few times since and whenever I make a move she shoots me down. Time to stop entertaining hoes.

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It's a **** yes or no.

I'm nexting a chick I've hung out with for 3 weeks. Just not feeling it.

I didn't believe it, but that's true. Looking back on my brief time with the Donk ex, I didn't have a "**** yeah I want to be with this girl."

Eleventy billion texts a day is exhausting.

**** a bunch of that.

Pimp daddy billay

I've nexted her. Made a POF account wow that place has went to shit!

Went?

POF is bunch of chicks that are like X Factor.

I knew I should have listened to the message in rap songs!

I've hit paydirt on Bumble fellas. Goin on a date to First Friday

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PM pics

At work. Will send from my tablet when I get home tonight.

She's trying to win back some respect after you defiled her.

Or Billay is terrible in bed.

Well how was that date?

If I'm so bad she wouldn't keep texting me

Friend zone?

No such thing as the friend zone if you don't allow yourself to be placed there. Keep it movin

Pretty interesting. Had a few drinks and apps then walked her to her vehicle and made out a little. Kind of strange.

She left for Colorado for 5 or 6 days to visit her sister and will be home today. I'll call her in the next day to gauge her interest.

She may just want free dinners and movies and things. :hmmm:

Bought her 1 drink this whole time.

What's underneath those titties girl? Open your heart.

Strange?
Heck, you are behaving like a teenager. Lucky you!

Ex messaging me on social media ��

Asked a couple how out of my league a bar patroness was last night, and they tried to wingman for me.

The past 3 nights ive had a date with a different gal.

Friday- Kind of a bummer was digging this chick til we met. She was cue AF in her pics but when we met she was easily 20 pounds heavier. We met at updown it took 30 mins to find parking so instead of leaving I drank til she became attractive. We ended up making out she texted me the next day and I havent heard from her since.

Saturday- that chick I banged a few weeks ago invited me over. I wish I could get this pic to upload of how dirty her ****ing toilet was. It was so ****ing disgusting I ended up leaving and blocking her number.

Sunday- went over to this girls house I kinda dated a few years ago. It ended really sketchy then and last night she admitted she was seeing someone else at the time ROFL. Anyway she asked me to stay the night last night it was good times.

1. Made out with a fat girl
2. Nearly contract herpes from a toilet seat
3. Hooked up with a slutty ex

Poor life decisions with billay.

Nah I had fun. It's not like I'm out here trying to find my future GF

I can't imagine a world where getting drunk enough to find some heifer attractive and then making out with her is fun.

To each his own, but, cringe, dude.

The appropriate response was to leave 5 minutes after arriving.

ROFL I didnt spend a dime on any of the above mentioned. I wasnt gonna sit at home on the weeekend either. **** that.

You made tubbo pay for her own drinks?

**** yes.

Jesus

LMAO girl from night 3 just asked if we could be together

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What's your age? :hmmm:

Under 35

TFW you want to go out with someone and then learn they follow Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren and the Denver Broncos on twitter.

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Now it makes sense.....:D

You shouldn't play into a dramatic skanks hands but it feels good going full Dane McCloud on a bitch

Onto the next girl....sigh....

I used to post in this thread a lot when i was new to this place.

Gonna be popping the question sometime within the next week (on vacation).

Wish me luck

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I'm 32 dog, ain't ever been married. Gonna give it one go.

I literally thought of that quote when I read his post LMAO

I want that old thing back. Talk me out of it bros.

Pop a viagra and go to town

She has contacted me a few times I kept it very casual. Im getting bored with random sex and feel emotionally unavalible toward dating new people.

Any port in the storm, billay.

Don't stunt your growth by going backwards.

Maybe pics would help us give a better insight here.

This is in the mail for when you get home, either way it's dead on.:D:D:D:D

Puts in her profile not into hooking up. Invites me over for wine and Netflix
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