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keg in kc 06-17-2009 05:16 PM

I'm so uninspired at work right now. I could probably leave in the next half hour if I could motivate myself to actually do what I'm supposed to be doing.

I saw the epitome of bad driving earlier. An elderly woman, stooped over her steering wheel, huge glasses and all, driving 20 miles under the speed limit (which was 45) while she talked on her cell phone. Times like that I wish I drove a james bondmobile, so I could launch rockets out of my headlights.

Tribal Warfare 06-17-2009 06:03 PM

Huge Titties

chiefs1111 06-17-2009 06:05 PM

Hamburgers

Hammock Parties 06-17-2009 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoMoChief (Post 5846169)
Nice to know that calves are the first thing you noticed.........I think you might be queer.

I do subscribe to ratemycock.com.

JD10367 06-18-2009 11:33 AM

The pilot of an airliner bound for Newark from Brussels died in midair. They didn't tell anyone and apparently landed the plane safely. I guess that's why there's a co-pilot. (I guess if you have to choose between being in Newark and dying in midair...)

shitgoose 06-18-2009 12:16 PM

I can't get this lyric out of my head

You men eat your dinner,
Eat your pork and beans
I eat more chicken
Any man ever seen — yeah, yeah.

Katipan 06-18-2009 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5846346)
I do subscribe to ratemycock.com.

What's your rating?

El Jefe 06-18-2009 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5847699)
What's your rating?

-1 /claythan







jk

Hammock Parties 06-18-2009 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5847699)
What's your rating?

I'll let you know. I just put my pener on the internet.

Jilly 06-18-2009 01:44 PM

the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

Katipan 06-18-2009 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5847881)
the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

...

I ****ing love you.

chiefs1111 06-18-2009 01:51 PM

I just ate 5 Bacon Cheese Burgers from Burger King

topher79 06-18-2009 01:54 PM

Why does it take half of the roll of toilet paper just to start the roll of toilet paper?

Kyle DeLexus 06-18-2009 01:55 PM

I hate when someone texts me and asks if I want to do something tonight and I don't have their number in my phone. Always feels awkward saying "That depends, who is this?"

Jilly 06-18-2009 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5847883)
...

I ****ing love you.

you were thinking the same thing? ;)


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