Not likely a thing at Harvard, Pawnmower.

He’s probably why I grew up thinking you lot were great people, just misguided. :D

My brother shook Gorbachev's hand when he visited McConnell AFB in Wichita. I was several yards behind him.

If you have a large penis, odds are you don’t use the fly on your underwear.

Not using underwear at all works even better.

His dial up modem finally crapped out.

Have you done your own research to know this is true?

Yip

I met then Governor Kit Bond a few times when I was a kid living in Jefferson City. Trick-or-treated at his house in Shell Ridge once before he was elected the first time. His wife was stingy as **** with the candy.

John Danforth was my (exceedingly boring) high school graduation speaker. Shook my hand after I got my diploma.

I waived at Jimmy Carter when he was getting out of a car in the Chicago Loop one day. He waived back. Dude is TINY. Like a friggin elf.

Exchanged good mornings with Rahm Emmanuel near my office building once. Yeah, he was a scumbag, but not being raised by wolves/liberals, I was respectful.

That's all I got.

:LOL:

Something to do with Jewish space lasers?

Booyah

Outside of dressing up for church, weddings etc in slacks that might give an outline, thus giving nearby women folk a case of the vapors... I haven't put a pair on since 1992

I don't need some restrictive, hotass bra pinching on my nuts

Once all the angry boomers die, there won't be a need to have the DC forum here.

Can't wait!!!

TMI

Get off my lawn.