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Mecca 01-13-2007 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
True story...

A friend of mine and her hubby were taking a shower together. She bends over to get something, and he decides he wants to try it. She said she fell to her knees in the shower from the pain.

You have to use lube........and you can't just jam it in there......it's a process. And guys wonder why alot of women don't want to do it, it's because a ton of dudes have no clue what they're doing and ruin the experience for them.

Rausch 01-13-2007 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Why are guys so into anal?

Why is the sky blue?...

SPchief 01-13-2007 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Her nose looks funny.

You were looking at her nose?

el borracho 01-13-2007 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
True story...

A friend of mine and her hubby were taking a shower together. She bends over to get something, and he decides he wants to try it. She said she fell to her knees in the shower from the pain.

She really needs to do some stretches.
















It shouldn't hurt to bend over. ;)

luv 01-13-2007 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
Yeah right, the shower allows for easy access. Thats a well known fact.

Water isn't exactly the greatest lube.

Buck 01-13-2007 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
Did it start a bukkake tsunami?

I'll stop talking about current events and get back to what really matters, sexual exploits.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-13-2007 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by kcfanXIII
"accidently" slipped? great story.

Combine natural juices with a Greg Wesley-esque poor angle, and that's what you get.

2112 01-13-2007 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by el borracho
I would like to go to the Dominican and do some diviing but I think I'd like to get out to Cuba 1st, before it really changes.

I was snorkeling last year and a barracuda was right on my tail..it was awesome..I took everything shiny off of me(my watch)..I love cigars too..and they roll them right on the beach there..I love the DR..

luv 01-13-2007 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief
You were looking at her nose?

I'll admit. If I were a guy, I'd be into boobs.

Buck 01-13-2007 03:06 AM

A lot of you seem drunk, this should get some good laughs.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/12/bus....ap/index.html

Rausch 01-13-2007 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding
This picture just reads SLUT

To me it reads "turrets syndrome."

First impression. Just brainstorming here...

Mecca 01-13-2007 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hummus' Jenkins
Combine natural juices with a Greg Wesley-esque poor angle, and that's what you get.

You compared Greg Wesley to sex......now I won't be able to get laid for atleast a week.

SPchief 01-13-2007 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
I'll admit. If I were a guy, I'd be into boobs.


I was looking at her face.








Perv

el borracho 01-13-2007 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by bill parcells
I was snorkeling last year and a barracuda was right on my tail..it was awesome..I took everything shiny off of me(my watch)..I love cigars too..and they roll them right on the beach there..I love the DR..

I'm not into cigars but I would absolutely try a few while there. That would be awesome to see a barracuda. What else have you seen diving?

Rausch 01-13-2007 03:08 AM

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Originally Posted by bill parcells
I was snorkeling last year and a barracuda was right on my tail..it was awesome..

I'm not even sure how to respond to $#it like this...


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