I feel like i was born to put down the zombie invasion.

couple dozen shotguns and a few thousand rounds, 66 rivera, hail the new dawn in the tape deck.
shit ya.

I need to start working out, but I don't want to start P90x again until golf season is over and I hate buying gym time.

You better have some long range weapons...


now lets see a pic of your gun cabinet...

Melissa Joan Hart is in a new sitcom on ABC Family. She's 34 but still looks more like 24. I would **** her sideways.

**** Brett Favre.

No thanks, I think Melissa Joan Hart's tighter, Favre's asshole is probably loose from all the pounding it gets from the adoring media.

we are getting a new mascot .. you can ride her sideways too ...

Love this.

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I just turned down a blowjob from a hot chick because "I have a long day tomorrow."

While it's the exact truth, damn....WTF is wrong with me?

(I mean we ARE meeting up Friday anyway, but still)

Neil Sedaka
 

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I understand that in cube nation you have to fight for every personal freedom you can get, but the warring over the window blinds has gotten comical. One guy wants them open, one guy wants them shut.

I'm about to get mid-middle management on they ass.

You have windows?

Premium real estate here in the office. I can't keep my lunch box in the break room fridge because of envy retaliation.

Hey guys do you know 7 out of 10 men have or will have some kind of Homosexual exprince in thier life time ? Weather it be Get a blow job or kisssing a guy or thing about what a it might feel like with a guy. Have you ever said to your self dam nice body? or been to the mens room and look over the uranel and took a peek to see the size of the compation? It's natural. So don't be ashame if you have thouths. You should act on them and at least you'll know if it's not for you. It's best to do it with a total strager. That way you know you'll never see him again. So here's your chance ... I am give head job to HWP White men 25-40 Clean dic and balls. NSA