This thread is "way out of hand"...

Or in it according to simply red....;-)

I remember you had a hot wife. You still with her ?

Can I come over?

kirstie

i am still waiting on the pics of your feet

if it makes you feel any better, luv posted pics of her sexy feet and nothing bad happened

If I am not mistaken those are most likely her feet in her avatar had you bothered to look.

Remember to wear a rain coat.

:shake:

nah, she finally smarted up and dumped my arse....

Mr. Crazy Coffee
 

Mr. Crazy Coffee: Don't feel bad. My old lady did the same thing right before she inherited close to 2 mil. Nice of her to dump a guy on disability that's half crippled in the shoulders and neck. And turn around a month later an start seeing a guy in public. I wonder? They bought a new $300,000 house which is high for a town of 1500 and we aren't even divorced yet. I hope to get the final dump on her.

hire a lawyer, tell him about her inheritance and he'll go get his money, and maybe even some for you....

sorry to hear it man, divorce sucks. This is now my second - and I'm 35. I think that makes me Ross from Friends......

Divorce
 

Mr. CrazyCoffey: My second as well. Only this one I never saw coming. Friggin woman. I initally wasn't going after the inheritence as it was left only in her name, although I took more care of the old man then she did. But I think I will go for broke. Inheritance is not a marital assest if left in only one's name, but she always considered it our farm and our money so I have to destroy her credibility. Then I don't know if it will make much difference. So much on the judge. Oh well, I'm 250 yards out and getting the 3 Wood out and going to drive for the green.

3 wood or 12 gauge, just don't leave any evidence and the money is sure to be yours....

STILL WAITING!

Mr. Sportsracer
 

Mr. Sportsracer: Still no answer to your poop question? Perhaps you'll have to find another to ask. I take narcotics so I don't have good poops so I'm of little help. Mr. Cro seems to show interest in that field, perhaps he is the one you need to start the discussion with.

I agree with Coffee. You may have grounds for getting some of that cash since you were married so long. You should gather the facts as you see them and go see a GOOD attorney who specializes in this field. Good luck.

Mr. Chiefaroo
 

Mr. Chiefaroo: I appreciate the words of kindness and enthusiam. I have an appointment with my attorney on Tuesday so plan to hammer out the facts then. Its so hard to make a determination on an attorney. In fact I have thought of starting an Internet site to rate attorneys. You just don't know what you are getting.

The same goes for the medical field. How many times have you gone to a Dr. and really known nothing about them? Most are via recommendation, like my current attorney, but those recommendations can be very biased.

You place your life in the hands of a guy that charges $160 an hour, a town of 8,000 people and wonder. Then I see the guy driving a friggin mini-van and think "oh my God what have I got myself into". Making that kind of money and driving a mini-van? I have talked with his secretaries and tried to get inside info. on him but I don't know. I may dump him and get a big roller out of K.C. But then I've heard judges from small counties, like where our divorce is to be heard, don't like the bringing in of big guns.

I'm caught in a quandry, wanting to believe the guy but also don't see enough spark in him to show that he want's to punish her the way I want to. I guess we will see after Tuesday.

Thanks for the encouragement. Simplex, I like your plan but I'm just not the type.

What's the name of that lawfirm from St. Louis who specialize in divorce for men? Ozzy Smith used to be a spokesman for them, iirc. They do advertisements on the radio all the time. Can't think of the name though.

Anyway, if there is significant money at stake, I'd imagine that they'd put one of their better lawyers on the job if you went to them.

Cordell and Cordell

That's it! Thanks. I don't know if they are any good, but I always liked the concept of a firm that specializes in divorce from the man's perspective, especially for cases that involve custody issues. Do you know anything about them or anything about their reputation?

Attorney
 

Didn't a group advertise out of K.C. on 810 concerning men and divorces? I seem to remember when my radio worked in my 1986 Toyota. Maybe I'll ask her. She drives a 2003 Cadillac CTS. She could listen for me. I'm closer to K.C. only about 60 miles north. Anyone have any recommendations?

Kirstie and spawn
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m...uy/kirstie.jpg

You people are all beneath Kirstie. Far below.

So you're saying she's on top? Good news.

Kirstie is scum between my toes.

I did not mean to suggest any sexual innuendo with that statement. She seems a virtuous young woman just trying to make her way in the world.

I believe an appropriate comparison would be Rosanne Barr.

This thread needs more cowbell.

Goatsee a
 

What are you an attention seeking whore? Why do you feel it necessary to post on every post and try to look like the king of the jungle. This post has nothing to do with you, yet you want tol stick your nose in it like a little kid who doesn't get a cookie when he wants one. After your posts of trying to get a woman, I would be embarassed to turn around and try to seek attention in every single post that happens on this board. My God grow up.

This has nothing to do with attention. It has everything to do with calling a spade a spade. I direct you to this post:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...postcount=1507

Lahooser

And I am the one that was accused of being an attention whore? Seems every time this thread starts in another direction....YOU or GOATSE are the ones that drag it back. Both of you are immature and need to grow up. I hope that neither of you ever have children until the day that finally happens.

Mr. Goatcheese
 

Mr. Goatcheese: I have a secret, but I'm not going to tell you right now. It's something real special about the Chiefs but you will have to wait and see. It's something that will blow the minds of everyone on the board. But I'm not going to tell you yet. It will change this franchise and make history. I promise. But it will be a time before I can release the information. God how pathetic. If that doesn't ape how you write then someone else tell me I'm wrong. If that's not an attention seeking whore, then you tell me what is. I do appreciate some of the information you give on the board, but f**king grow up. Your teases are irritating to everyone. If you have information, wait until you can publish it and then let it out. Don't pull the teaser bullshit. You would be much more respected and your opinions much more valid if you would quit your whore seeking attention. You cry about not having a woman, maybe its not the women but your demeanor. You don't play people like you do and expect them to have respect for you.

Children having children is a bad idea.

Goatse doesn't have a woman because his allowance won't stand the extra expense.

Sorry, I don't really care what some n00b thinks.

Kirstie is younger than both of us.

Not physical age, moron. Emotional age. Emotionally, you're 13.... and a half.

Which puts III about 2 years older than you. Please grow up. We're all pulling for you.

Not all of us.

Oh man, Phobia bitch slapping Goatse never gets old.

What is your problem with this particular female, anyway?

She happens to be a whore. I dislike whores.

Goatcheese
 

Mr. Goatcheese is not the center of attention is the problem. I guess his mommy cut him off. Or his daddy. And Mr. Goatcheese I would rather be a n00b than an attention seeking whore like you are. Maybe you could tell me what a n00b is as I posted several weeks ago to what it even is and no one could come up with an answer. Go back to work on your imaginary stories for your magazine. Come up with another falsehood that will get you the attention you need so badly. You and Petegz28 need to become butt buddies and maybe that would cure some or your problems. Then you can both whine to each other how you don't get any attention.

What makes you think she is a whore?

Somebody should call Clayton's mom and tell her how he conducts himself.

Just don't call his grandfather.

Her posts on this forum.

Sorry. I will never give that kind of ammunition to be used against me again. But...since you all worked so hard at finding a picture of my mother and couldn't...I will give you this...

http://www.myspace.com/lindatynes (her maiden name)

I feel safe in doing that since her myspace is set on private and the only picture you can possibly mess with is her default.

Could you provide some examples?

And you happen to be a F_A_G_G_O_T but we have to put up with you.

Hey what the hell is happening in here? You kids better not make me come up there. :cuss:

What could they possibly do with a pic of your face next to a computer monitor with ChiefsPlanet on it that they couldn't do with the 100s of other photos they already have?

After reading the majority of both threads, I'd find that to be highly unlikely.

I guess I can't say for sure that she's "real." However, I can pretty much guarantee that the real Kirstie is at least aware of this thread. After her personal myspace page was posted in this thread, and and after people started posting pictures from it, her myspace was set to private within less than an hour.

Kirstie, if you are concerned about proving that you are who you say you are I'll volunteer to vouch for you if you want to send some "proof" to me like the pic Simply Red mentioned. You have my word that the pic will be deleted and never reposted after I "verify your identity."

Or you may not care. Either way.

Thank you. Her name is now Linda Vinson.

You have a brother named James Robert Tynes
You have a half sister named Megan Nichole Vinson
You have a half Sister named Rebecca Lynn Vinson

Here is Kirstie and her niece. Damn, this is what you look like without makeup?
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/8...ndniecepl6.jpg

A picture of Kirstie's mom Linda Vinson. Am I really the first one to find a pic of your mother? Sweet.
http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/1783/momyo9.jpg

Kirstie and brother James Tynes.
http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/9...ndjamesgk3.jpg

And another of brother James tynes.
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9503/jameser1.jpg


Family photo
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/5104/familyag9.jpg


P.S. tell James to set his myspace page to private!

Obsess much?

:nosmilie:

No, but I like challenges. :p

Kirstie, you and Donger have another commonality--a disdain for whitening strips.

The interesting part is that the majority of the anti-Kirstie coalition seems to be made up of our younger male contingent.

Is that an English joke?

Virtuous? She sells hoochie clocks.

Remember that thread you started about whitening strips??

It's a combination of that and a dig on her teeth.

Classy. Really, if all the ammunition you're left with is harping on her teeth I guess she's got it pretty good.

After seeing those pictures, I'd like to take back what I said about Kirstie's mom being hot. The video I saw was poor quality and she looked good in it but she actually has many inbred "rat-like" features. Seeing Kirstie w/out makeup is very disappointing as well, but I guess that is probably the case with most models.

Come on, dude. These are real people you're talking about, not some celebrity. It's her mother. I don't care if she looked like a frick'n monkey - posting it just plain rude.

Well its not like she doesnt deserve it. when she comes apologizing for threatening lawsuits I'll feel bad.

Hey MTG#10, why don't you post a picture of your mother on here so we can critique it?

I always like comments like these.

Because then I get to ask this question: can you please post a pic of yourself so we can make fun of you too?

Usually the answers are entertaining.

I dont think the site allows pictures that large.

Why did you edit that last line? Anyway, give me time Im looking.