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beach tribe 12-21-2014 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by El Jefe (Post 11202756)
No doubt, I don't understand that. One of my buddies has a long time girlfriend of 5 years, he swears that he has only got a bj one time and it wasn't to completion, he said his gf says its too gross. Every time my wife and I have sex that's how we start. I eat a lot of box and she returns the favor every time we have sex. I thought everybody used oral as a warm up/foreplay prior to saxxing it up.

You listen to that douche in your av and got a chick to marry you?

Props.

beach tribe 12-21-2014 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by mac459 (Post 11206268)
The Silverback Gorilla

Having sec with a girl doggy style..you pull out cum on her back..take your hand smear it across her back..jam your thumb in her ass really quick

She will try crawling away while screaming making sounds

The pirate:

Nut in her eye, and kick her in the shin.

She'll hop on on leg covering one eye screaming arrrrrrrrrgggg!


The dolphin:

Try to stick it her ass and she says "eh eh, eh eh, eh eh"

BigRedChief 12-21-2014 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by mac459 (Post 11206268)
The Silverback Gorilla

Having sec with a girl doggy style..you pull out cum on her back..take your hand smear it across her back..jam your thumb in her ass really quick

She will try crawling away while screaming making monkey sounds

Doesn't seem nice.

BigRedChief 12-21-2014 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 11206273)
The pirate:

Nut in her eye, and kick her in the shin.

She'll hop on on leg covering one eye screaming arrrrrrrrrgggg!


The dolphin:

Try to stick it her ass and she says "eh eh, eh eh, eh eh"

Doesn't seem nice II

bdj23 12-21-2014 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 11205585)

Haha, I wish. I'm willing to bet I've been around the block far more times than she has. My past sexual history isn't really her business, just like hers isn't mine.

Easy 6 12-21-2014 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by brucey_72 (Post 11204407)
I will put it this way. 4 grown men went to prison for what they did when she was 5-12yrs old.
So no i dont push it and never will, if she decides to then that will happen when it happens. I cant blame her and am just happy she didnt turn lesbian.

Oh hell, sorry I asked... lets hope they're all being raped at this very minute.

MikeMaslowski 12-21-2014 12:55 PM

Every single day, without question. I love this woman more than life itself.

MikeMaslowski 12-21-2014 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeMaslowski (Post 11207343)
Every single day, without question. I love this woman more than life itself.

And sometimes, multiple, like afternoon and then foreplay for the night adventure.

Americans need to start expecting this from their spouses.

stevieray 12-21-2014 02:28 PM

to each his own.

not betraying my wife with details.

KC native 12-21-2014 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 11208344)
to each his own.

not betraying my wife with details.

Then why are you posting in this thread dipshit?

stevieray 12-21-2014 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11209117)
Then why are you posting in this thread dipshit?

I don't owe you an answer, overcompensator.

KC native 12-21-2014 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 11209482)
I don't owe you an answer, overcompensator.

Again, why post in the thread? Why even make that statement?

jspchief 12-21-2014 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 11208344)
to each his own.

not betraying my wife with details.

I have to agree. Seems pretty low class.

KC native 12-21-2014 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by jspchief (Post 11209569)
I have to agree. Seems pretty low class.

I bet you have a pretty boring sex life.

A lot of Americans are too uptight about sex. Apparently you and dipshit are part of that crowd.

Just Passin' By 12-21-2014 07:11 PM

The Bills did a lot of sucking today. Does that count?


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