We are being played. The thread should be what CP member is this really.

Anyone seen Jim Jones lately?

This

I'd jump on your Schwinn.

what about my wal mart huffy?

I don't think so. It's hard to fake this level of pathetic.

If it is trolling, it is maser level trolling and the OP should be appluaded.

For the hundredth ****ing time. Its not your job, its not your looks, Its not your car, that is keeping you from getting laid. Its your creepy know-it-all-while-knowing-nothing attitude and your over-analyzation and your creepy weird clingy texting shit.

I'm already annoyed with you and I have spent maybe ten minutes total reading this thread. That is how the girls you are hitting on feel too.

Get a haircut and use a shampoo for oily hair.

Your pic's come off as the kid that smells funny.

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Note to the OP, referencing movies from 70s, 80s, and 90s will not get you laid.

Don't listen to cave johnson, he knows more about being a defendant in court than laying pipe......of course, maybe the two are related.


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This.

THAT's RIGHT

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Tried that http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...ps811213f4.jpg

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...ps467eaaa5.jpg

I know the tank tops are objectionable to you all but 19 year old females don't mind them

Yeah, lose the wispy "kinda there, kinda not" facial hair.

However, you don't look like a troll or anything. It's not your looks. If you look around you will see average or normal guys with hot girls all the time. You are a normal looking guy.

"Wow IA, how did you get laid more than twice in 18hrs in KC"

"well, sometimes we were inverted"

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