My heart...can't...take this....

SO WTF is up? Dyson?

Hosmer tripled. On third with 1 out. Colon up. Just missed a HR by about 2 feet.

O M G

Right there with ya

This

Colon

WHAT HAPPENED?

OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here
Two down, nobody on, no score, bottom of the ninth
There's the wind-up, and there it is
A line shot up the middle, look at him go
This boy can really fly
He's rounding first and really turning it on now
He's not letting up at all, he's gonna try for second
The ball is bobbled out in the center
And here's the throw and what a throw
He's gonna slide in head first
Here he comes, he's out
No, wait, safe, safe at second base
This kid really makes things happen out there
Batter steps up to the plate
Here's the pitch, he's going
Amd what a jump he's got
He's trying for third
Here's the throw
It's in the dirt, safe a third
Holw cow, stolen base
He's taking a pretty big lead out there
Almost daring them to pick him off
The pitcher glances over, winds-up and it's bunted
Bunted down the third base line
The suicide squeeze is on
Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close
Here's the throw, here's the play at the plate
Holy cow, I think he's gonna make it

Please God...

RBI Damn you....

Hos hit a triple. Runner on third, 1 out.

COME ON COLON. WE NEED HIM HOME.

Okay, this is just getting silly now.