Home sick.... Been watching food network and hgtv... So far I have the confidence that I can put crown molding in my bedroom, a chair rail in my dining room by myself and cook flank steak marinated in chimchurri sauce at the same time. Yet I still haven't managed to get out my jammies.

I'd be afraid of doing the chair rail. I know me. It would end up crooked.

I'm about to hop on the bike and ride back home where I grew up as a kid.A buddy of mine owns a bar and there having a all you can eat fish fry and frog legs!:eek:

Have a good one folks.

We have had a rough ass Spring and start to Summer this year in Seattle. That shit is about to change!!! Woot! No humidity up in this bitch. Welcome to paradise baby!

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Ughhhh.

****. That. Now you all know why I choose all the rain up here in Seattle. It's ALWAYS too hot everywhere else. Here, summer is perfect when we actually get some summer weather.

Saw "Knight and Day" today. He's a nutbag but Cruise is still entertaning; he and Diaz make the movie better than it has a right to be.

Diaz confuses me. I spent the film saying, from scene to scene... "Boy, she's ugly... Hmm, she's pretty... Nope, she's ugly... Nope, she's pretty...". I still can't decide. But she looks damn good in a tiny bikini.

They call that a "right light" kinda girl. Kinda like Nicole Kidman and Drew Barrymore.
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Sully and I call that the Ellen Barken syndrome. Hot one minute, not the next. Women who fit in this category would be: Maggie gyllenhall (sp?), Marlee matlin, etc

Watched Flash Dance tonight for the second time in my life......The last time was like 20 years ago. Still not sure how girls do that stuff with their bodies. Okay with it since my wife was a dancer, but still not sure how they do that........For the record, no complaints here:)O.

Well I'm driving home last night at 4 AM. And the damn deer runs right out in front of me. Thankfully I had my eyes peeled and got stopped. Just makes me think what If someone was following me closely?

You would've gotten it right up the butt.

Wait, that didn't sound right...

Tail pipe?ROFLROFLROFL

"I'm not gonna fall for no banana in the tailpipe!"

Did a wedding today and was called a ****ing bitch by the bride's stepmom.... I was also told to shut up. Because I nicely asked them to be seated so I could start the wedding. Nice. Guess people don't realize I'm the one who mails in the marriage license.