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Skip Towne 02-02-2008 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE
**** that shit. Kirstie, if she's even real, came here spitting venom and acting like an insufferable harpie, with threats of her lawyer. She's a ****ing c*nt, and a prime example of why most women on the internet should get the hell back in the kitchen. She's not interested in the Chiefs, she's not interested in the NFL in any meaningful way, and she only made nice because of some reeruned Stockholm Syndrome bullshit or something. She has given NO ONE a reason to cut her any slack. Has the whore even apologized for intruding on our community and acting like a Queen Bee Bitch? fuck KIRSTIE TYNES.

Have you ever apologized for intruding on our community? She doesn't get banned repeatedly like you did dipshit.

Iowanian 02-02-2008 07:30 PM

Someone should give that hawt chic a quarter to pay a rat to gnaw that thing off of her face.

Donger 02-02-2008 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE
**** that shit. Kirstie, if she's even real, came here spitting venom and acting like an insufferable harpie, with threats of her lawyer. She's a ****ing c*nt, and a prime example of why most women on the internet should get the hell back in the kitchen. She's not interested in the Chiefs, she's not interested in the NFL in any meaningful way, and she only made nice because of some reeruned Stockholm Syndrome bullshit or something. She has given NO ONE a reason to cut her any slack. Has the whore even apologized for intruding on our community and acting like a Queen Bee Bitch? fuck KIRSTIE TYNES.

I'm not buying it. I'd bet that GoChiefs is consistently sending her sweet nothings via PM.

Thig Lyfe 02-02-2008 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger
I'm not buying it. I'd bet that GoChiefs is consistently sending her sweet nothings via PM.

Or, perhaps even more likely, they're the same person.

Hammock Parties 02-02-2008 08:13 PM

No, I have no dupes. And I'm getting really tired of people insinuating that I do.

Thig Lyfe 02-02-2008 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE
No, I have no dupes. And I'm getting really tired of people insinuating that I do.

Are you sure? Being able to juggle Hootie, kirstie and your present name so skillfully is rather impressive.

Hammock Parties 02-02-2008 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by SportsRacer
Are you sure? Being able to juggle Hootie, kirstie and your present name so skillfully is rather impressive.

More like pathetic were it actually true.

Skip Towne 02-02-2008 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE
No, I have no dupes. And I'm getting really tired of people insinuating that I do.

OK, Eric.

Donger 02-02-2008 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by SportsRacer
Or, perhaps even more likely, they're the same person.

No, I don't think so. But again, this thread is about Kirstie, not GoChiefs.

Has GoChiefs sent you only positive rep Kirstie?

Kerberos 02-03-2008 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger
No, I don't think so. But again, this thread is about Kirstie, not GoChiefs.

Has GoChiefs sent you only positive rep Kirstie?

If he did I am positive it was only because he was somehow under duress.

Knob 02-03-2008 01:09 PM

Raiduhs

kirstie 02-04-2008 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger

Has GoChiefs sent you only positive rep Kirstie?

You're kidding right? LMAO

chasedude 02-04-2008 09:55 AM

This thread is SOOOO bogus, I believe none of it.

kirstie 02-05-2008 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by chasedude
This thread is SOOOO bogus, I believe none of it.

Of course you don't. And you aren't alone in that obviously.

crazycoffey 02-05-2008 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by kirstie
Of course you don't. And you aren't alone in that obviously.


can we talk about me now? I'm an underwear model....

Chief Pote 02-05-2008 10:45 AM

I believe Kirstie. :p

Skip Towne 02-05-2008 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiefPote
I believe Kirstie. :p

Me too.

Chief Pote 02-05-2008 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne
Me too.

High five Skip......... :rockon:

kirstie 02-05-2008 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey
can we talk about me now? I'm an underwear model....

That would be a welcome change. Have any pics of that for people to photoshop? lol

crazycoffey 02-05-2008 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by kirstie
That would be a welcome change. Have any pics of that for people to photoshop? lol



http://peacecorpsonline.org/messages.../underwear.jpg

crazycoffey 02-05-2008 10:59 AM

Actually, I have posted pics before and a few did their magic to them, maybe one or two will pop back up, Simplex???? Tiny???

Iowanian 02-05-2008 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by kirstie
That would be a welcome change. Have any pics of that for people to photoshop? lol

I think my favorite CP photoshop to date is firemeboy's wife photoshopped into Elliot's Bike basket in ET's place. Baked beans is a close second.





Oouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch.


It was pure awesomeness.


Now....find a thread and talk about something, besides you.

kirstie 02-05-2008 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
I think my favorite CP photoshop to date is firemeboy's wife photoshopped into Elliot's Bike basket in ET's place. Baked beans is a close second.





Oouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch.


It was pure awesomeness.


Now....find a thread and talk about something, besides you.

Already have. Been there most of the morning.

kirstie 02-05-2008 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

LMAO...now it is my turn to be a doubter.

crazycoffey 02-05-2008 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by kirstie
LMAO...now it is my turn to be a doubter.



No, that's really me! Ask Phobia's wife, she's met me....

Kerberos 02-05-2008 11:29 AM

This thread has lost its burst.

:shake:

Donger 02-05-2008 11:32 AM

Kirstie, can I tell them?

MTG#10 02-05-2008 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Kerberos
This thread has lost its burst.

:shake:

No kidding. It went from one of the funniest threads in the history of the intraweb, to an ass-kissing contest. :Lin:

Hog's Gone Fishin 02-05-2008 12:15 PM

Damn, it looks like Kirstie is becoming addicted to the Planet!

Thig Lyfe 02-05-2008 12:29 PM

Kirstie, if you could be any tree, what tree would you be?

Phobia 02-05-2008 12:31 PM

This thread has too many pictures of dudes and too few pictures of Kirstie.

bgguitarman 02-05-2008 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE
**** that shit. Kirstie, if she's even real, came here spitting venom and acting like an insufferable harpie, with threats of her lawyer. She's a ****ing c*nt, and a prime example of why most women on the internet should get the hell back in the kitchen. She's not interested in the Chiefs, she's not interested in the NFL in any meaningful way, and she only made nice because of some reeruned Stockholm Syndrome bullshit or something. She has given NO ONE a reason to cut her any slack. Has the whore even apologized for intruding on our community and acting like a Queen Bee Bitch? fuck KIRSTIE TYNES.

You are the ****ing c*nt.

Simplex3 02-05-2008 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
This thread has too many pictures of dudes and too few pictures of Kirstie.

Somebody should call the cops. That would fix it.

Phobia 02-05-2008 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Somebody should call the cops. That would fix it.

I think she deserves a good strip search complete with video.

luv 02-05-2008 12:51 PM

At least she's finally talked about something other than herself. I'm kinda proud of her.

1ChiefsDan 02-06-2008 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer
Damn, it looks like Kirstie is becoming addicted to the Planet!

don't we all?

Hammock Parties 02-06-2008 08:22 PM

I just checked, and Kirstie's still a whore.

Thig Lyfe 02-06-2008 08:32 PM

UH OH!!!!

CATFIGHT!!!!!!

Simplex3 02-06-2008 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE
I just checked, and Kirstie's still a whore.

Let's see, you're both approximately the same age...

Yeah, at that age I'd much rather be a whore than a virgin.

Phobia 02-06-2008 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE
I just checked, and Kirstie's still a whore.

Please don't construe my negative rep or response for this post as giving you the attention you so desperately crave. I'm simply driving your precious rep into the ground so you will be powerless to play that game with everybody else. I don't care what you say about Kirstie and neither does anybody else because you're an incredulous dufus on the subject of women.

Hammock Parties 02-06-2008 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
Please don't construe my negative rep or response for this post as giving you the attention you so desperately crave.

TOO LATE! ROFL

By the way, I don't care about rep.

Frazod 02-06-2008 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE
I just checked, and Kirstie's still a whore.

You know, you're not just embarrassing yourself; you're embarrassing all of us.

Stop it.

Simplex3 02-06-2008 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE
TOO LATE! ROFL

By the way, I don't care about rep.

...yet you keep giving it out and don't just turn yours off...

Phobia 02-06-2008 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE
TOO LATE! ROFL

By the way, I don't care about rep.

You may not care about your own rep but you care enough about the size of the rep sword you swing to spend time neg-repping other people.

Have you ever been held accountable for your actions?

Hammock Parties 02-06-2008 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
You may not care about your own rep but you care enough about the size of the rep sword you swing to spend time neg-repping other people.

Have you ever been held accountable for your actions?

It's rep. Who gives a crap? I have to be held accountable for rep? WTF?

SPchief 02-06-2008 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE
It's rep. Who gives a crap?


It's pretty obvious that you do.

Hammock Parties 02-06-2008 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SPchief
It's pretty obvious that you do.

I don't really care either way. It's a fun game that some people take way too seriously.

Phobia 02-06-2008 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE
I don't really care either way. It's a fun game that some people take way too seriously.

Like you.

I was talking accountability for everything, Clayton. Have you paid all your outstanding bet debts yet?

Hammock Parties 02-06-2008 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
Like you.

Nope. I don't care.

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I was talking accountability for everything, Clayton. Have you paid all your outstanding bet debts yet?
Yes ma'am.

Simplex3 02-06-2008 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE
Nope. I don't care.



Yes ma'am.

Really? You left for the year? It's hard to tell.

teedubya 02-06-2008 11:07 PM

I must of missed Fire Me Boy!'s wife as E.T., where is it? If Iowanian says its teh funnay, I got to see it.

Phobia 02-06-2008 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs
I must of missed Fire Me Boy!'s wife as E.T., where is it? If Iowanian says its teh funnay, I got to see it.

It was (is) classic.

Kerberos 02-07-2008 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE
I don't really care either way. It's a fun game that some people take way too seriously.

You don't care either way???

Yet you spent numerous hours devoting yourself to neg rep bombing people because you had nothing better to do and would laugh at anyone that neg rep'd you back saying, (and I quote) "Ha Ha Ha my rep is more powerful than yours"

So if those are words from someone that doesn't care then that makes you pretty much a liar IMO.

You really need to STOP trying to make us believe you don't care because it is making you look even MORE rediculous than evah.

:shake:

kirstie 02-07-2008 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE
I just checked, and Kirstie's still a whore.

And you're still a jackass. Along with your buddy ChiefaRoo. I have no respect at all for someone that would use a baby's picture to do what he has...I can at least give you props for not being a part of that though.

rad 02-07-2008 08:09 AM

This thread has become whack.

luv 02-07-2008 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Let's see, you're both approximately the same age...

Yeah, at that age I'd much rather be a whore than a virgin.

You're a guy. It's cool for guys to be whores.

Simplex3 02-07-2008 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
You're a guy. It's cool for guys to be whores.

Not really.

rad 02-07-2008 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
You're a guy. It's cool for guys to be whores.

You like whores?

luv 02-07-2008 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Not really.

But you'd rather be a whore than a virgin?

Iowanian 02-07-2008 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs
I must of missed Fire Me Boy!'s wife as E.T., where is it? If Iowanian says its teh funnay, I got to see it.


I'm not sure who made it, possibly 4thandlong....but I cannot locate this piece of legendary folklore.

Donger 02-07-2008 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
You're a guy. It's cool for guys to be whores.

That depends on the guy. Quality versus quantity.

Simplex3 02-07-2008 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
But you'd rather be a whore than a virgin?

Given only those two options, then yes. I'd rather be neither, though.

Kerberos 02-07-2008 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger
That depends on the guy. Quality versus quantity.

Now Quality vs Quantity would make the guy a BITCH because he is being a PICKY WHORE.

It's the "A bitch will F*** anyone but you" scenario.

Donger 02-07-2008 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Kerberos
Now Quality vs Quantity would make the guy a BITCH because he is being a PICKY WHORE.

It's the "A bitch will F*** anyone but you" scenario.

Picky, yes, but I disagree with the whore part.

crazycoffey 02-07-2008 09:12 AM

I've decided I'm giving up on sex. Maybe I'll become a monk...

88TG88 02-07-2008 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey
I've decided I'm giving up on sex. Maybe I'll become a monk...

We can join the same monastery. I've been striking out alot lately.

ChiefaRoo 02-07-2008 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by kirstie
And you're still a jackass. Along with your buddy ChiefaRoo. I have no respect at all for someone that would use a baby's picture to do what he has...I can at least give you props for not being a part of that though.

LMAO. I didn't photoshop your pic you silly broad. Guess who did? You're like Super Okie dumb.

Hammock Parties 02-07-2008 03:50 PM

ChiefaRoo how could you do that. You heartless bastard.

crazycoffey 02-07-2008 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by 88TG88
We can join the same monastery. I've been striking out alot lately.


I'm not even in the batter's circle....

ChiefaRoo 02-07-2008 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by GOATSE
ChiefaRoo how could you do that. You heartless bastard.

LMAO

Thig Lyfe 02-07-2008 04:05 PM

Who here wants to talk about poop?

ChiefaRoo 02-07-2008 04:10 PM

Kirstie has a new product guys. Check it out.
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Stewie 02-07-2008 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey
I'm not even in the batter's circle....


Did I miss something? I thought you were married.

Thig Lyfe 02-07-2008 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Stewie
Did I miss something? I thought you were married.

That's why he's not getting any.

/try the veal

Simplex3 02-07-2008 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by SportsRacer
That's why he's not getting any.

/try the veal

Where's the joke in that?

Thig Lyfe 02-07-2008 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Where's the joke in that?

Uhh... the old joke about how people don't get any once they're married? It's been done to death by a shitload of comedians.

Dinny Bossa Nova 02-07-2008 04:26 PM

What I'm wondering about is King Carl's next gig.

After he retires from the Chiefs, will he go to NFLN, ESPN, FOX or CBS?

Dinny

Dinny Bossa Nova 02-07-2008 04:31 PM

Or better yet, maybe get his own show on 610 or 810 with Jason Whitlock as co-host.

The calls could potentially be interesting.

Dinny

Thig Lyfe 02-07-2008 04:42 PM

Kirstie, if you're going to post here, you need to talk about your poop. How was it today? I haven't gone yet, but the other day it was rather unpleasant and a bit leaky.

FootFanatic 02-07-2008 06:33 PM

kirstie,

can you please post pics of your feet? i would love to see them

i bet they are hot


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