She's all don't tell your friend I feel like a bitch! Imma tell him and block her annoying ass

What

"I think if we hangout it should be as friends"

Well I got what I wanted. Bye Felicia.

Trying to friend zone you already?

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ROFL

RIP strange pussy (2017 -2017)

Fine by me lol

You must not have gotten her off

My brain is swimming in dopamine. Being single again is amazing.

Something to be said for total freedom.

Yea it is

Hammock Parties, did you move out or did she?

She did. I'm the only one who can afford the place.

lol

She sent me a letter. A handwritten letter.

Not sure if I should uh...read it....or burn it.

Read it, then post a summary on here. I'm genuinely curious as to what it says

You can't pussy out and not read a handwritten letter.

It's likely going to hurt reading it, but you have to do it.

No reason not to read it and screen shot the entire thing here.

Someone is hurting and you guys want to play peanut gallery. You are cruel.

She is probably going to blast your insecure spots. Woman spit venom like wu tang

That's not in her personality. Although, she had never called me an asshole before Thursday, so there's that...

**** 1 of her friends

I already ****ed one of my friends.

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LMAO

She wants a highly detailed explanation of why exactly I dumped her, and if I don't give it to her I was a liar who never loved her or cared for her at all and I am a horrible person.

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Send it to me and I'll give you the short edited version.

Draw her pictures. That should make it easy.

How long did you live together?

Did the living together start all the issues that came up or were there some before moving in together?

There were slight warning signs when we began the moving process and then some of those signs got worse when we were living together. Even though I cared for her a great deal and still do, being around her every day instead of just two or three days a week, I just began to see her more as a friend than a lover. It had only been three months living together, and so I knew the connection wasn't going to be strong enough to go the long haul. I wasn't too fond of her family, either.

I knew eventually the urge to cheat on her would be stronger than my dedication to her and I couldn't hurt her in that way. And putting her through our upcoming family barbecue and vacation would be unfair, so I made the move before those events bonded us even more.

I was very robotic and unemotional about the breakup, due to advice I had been given. This seemed to hurt her, but I knew it was the only way to do it given that her emotions would be running wild.

This is tough for her because in a lot of ways because she was always very dependent on me, and this was really her first real long-term relationship. She gave me a sterling silver pocket watch with the most precious inscription I've ever read. It was something a wife gives to a husband though, not a girlfriend to her boyfriend.

So I always knew she loved me more than I loved her. I did love her though. So when my gut told me that love wasn't going to last forever I had to do the right thing. It's best for both of us long term, even if she is now suffering in the short term.

She will find someone else because she's too great a girl not to. Once she realizes that in six months I'm sure she'll be fine.

Interestingly enough we didn't fight one time in 18 months.

Dude, you've got issues.

It's possible. And if so, she's better off.

Maybe I'm not the marrying type and I'm destined for serial monogamy.

All I can tell you, bud, is I didn't want that to be the last piece of ass I had in this life.

Fair enough - I'm not really comfortable with commitment at this point in my life either, though I've never personally had much of an urge to cheat. Maybe I just haven't had a strong enough temptation? Either way, I suppose that it's a good thing to know that about oneself.

I ask myself sometimes what person/situation would have me change my tune and I'm honestly not sure; that makes me worry that I'll pass on such an opportunity some day because it's not "100% right" and then not realize until later on that I missed out on something that I could be happy with in the long-term. Given that your feelings on/reasons for being noncommittal seem to differ from mine, YMMV on approaching that thought the same way.

I applaud him for making the move. Settling wouldn't have been good for either one in the long run and it would have been much worse if it stretched out longer. Kudos...

I joined bumble I guess it's a better version of Tinder? Already have a girl hitting my line.

My friend suggested I get on Bumble yesterday.

I told him if I wanted to be disappointed my with woman-related options I'd hang out in Westport more often.

Good God you're a depressing individual

Yeah no way he gets laid unless it's a fat goth chick

I'm there.

Let's shake the pillars of heaven, bud

She just said in her free time she does church stuff and crafts were her friends. I can pass along your info if you'd like :)

Wrong.

lol found a girl I dated two years ago

swiped right

come at me honey

Bumble > Tinder.

Better quality girls for dating purposes.

I had one match on Tinder over three years, so I mean..

Just messaged like 50 chicks.

Cast your nets wide, fishers of women.

Make some fatty day today!

There are plenty of minnows, no need to go whale hunting.

Already got two on my hook.

Not trying to be shitty, but do you think you might be addicted to online dating?

You've got to put in the time if you want to earn the dime.

It's a numbers game.

Mods, please re-title this thread "Forever Alone."

I have three dates this week, jerk. One is a second date.

Title it "Forever Hung."

''Tis not true! I met a chic online a little over a year ago. She's everything a guy could ask for. Caring, giving, and loyal. She naturally makes me drawn to her. I could go on and on about her but I won't. I hope all you single guys find what I have found.

I can still help with dating advice if needed lol. I was great at dating.

Divorced single mothers!

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Or better known as MILF's

You're shitty and you're shit.

shit poster.

Have another drink, old man.

Amen

Tell us a story, Lemon Pie...

She told me to **** her like the US ****ed bin laden

I have a date tomorrow night. Nothing like a 25 year old who likes wearing skinny jeans.

Sooo...... she wants a load shot in her face I'm taking it

You gotta ****ing love a bitch who asks you "where's your car?" as soon as you exit the restaurant. LMAO

LMAO

Great night tonight.

Clay more gym less whores buddy

My workouts are fine. Uploaded a couple of new pics this week. Bitches be likin' that shit left and right.

In other news, the ex is really struggling with the breakup. She texted me a lot of shit tonight about how much she misses me. I feel like she needs some kind of help that her regular therapist can't handle. Any suggestions? It's hard knowing she's suffering but I know I shouldn't reply to her either. I talked her down a bit tonight and told her not to contact me again.

Lemme **** her

She will be fine.

I hope so. It sounds hard. I feel bad.

eDave is right, say nothing else. It sounds a bit like you're still hurting as well (reading into your other recent posts) but nothing you say is going to make her feel better in the long-term or move on in any meaningful way.

lol another girl LMAO

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**** you. Lucky SOB. My late 20's and early 30's so far are a complete waste.

:deevee: :D

The best part is being in your 30s and being able to pass for your 20s. ROFLROFLROFL

This is what I imagine the breakup situation to be like.

Patrick Bateman: I'm ****ing serious. It's ****ing over, us, this is no joke. I don't think we should see each other any more.
Evelyn Williams: But your friends are my friends and my friends are your friends. I really don't think it would work. You have a little something...
Patrick Bateman: I know that your friends are my friends and, uh... I've thought about that. You can have 'em.
Evelyn Williams: What about the past?
Patrick Bateman: We never really shared one.
Evelyn Williams: You're inhuman.
Patrick Bateman: No... I'm in touch with humanity.
Evelyn Williams: Where are you going?
Patrick Bateman: I am just leaving.
Evelyn Williams: But where?
Patrick Bateman: I have to return some videotapes.

Bwill u married?

Might as well be. Been with same girl for 8 years now. Many times I wish I was single (don't tell her that) but I'm afraid that ship has sailed. She would lose her mind if we ever split up. I don't live with her though, so that helps. I prefer to just do the franchise tag ever year versus the long-term deal. I think I would go crazy if I got married and had to live and see my spouse every single day. Marriage can be difficult for introverted people like me. If you talked to me in a social setting, you might not think I was introverted but I need my me time and space or I go insane.

Damn. That sounds horrible.