Remember when Toronto lost and KC disappeared for a week saying he 'was at a birthday party'

ROFL :clap: That’s gold, right there!

Eat shit.

When was your last world series championship?

Eat shit pussy.

Lol.

Are you really trying to talk smack when not a single Royals fan could really care what this team does this year? Let me just remind you that before the last few years, the Blue Jays were the kings of mediocrity and have never done a single thing meaningful in the playoffs since before the Chiefs last playoff win before 2015.

The Royals are the worst team in baseball, but if my team routinely missed the playoffs or failed to succeed every year in the playoffs, the last thing I'd be doing is talking smack on another teams board just because they're bad.

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Ah, suffering through a losing year or two comes with the territory in small markets. It’s easy to survive when you can think back to great moments from the most recent run...

Like when our lights out closer pitched out of a jam with a one-run lead, no outs, and the tying run on third base to cement the win and a key series.

Or like when we actually won the American League (twice).

Or like when we actually won the World Series.

Congrats on that AL east title and ALDS win. Nice participation trophies.

flags fly forever

All day.

I've never seen someone get consistently gang beaten like Connection does. It's hilarious

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Unfortunately it always ends like this for all comers.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">This is mind blowing.<br><br>Maurer/Grimm/Boyer - 16 IP, 32 H, 8 HR, 10 K, 16 BB, 19.13 ERA<br><br>Rest of Bullpen - 35 IP, 26 H, 1 HR, 32 K, 11 BB, 2.83 ERA<br><br>The <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Royals?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#Royals</a> bullpen is a problem, but at least it&#39;s pretty obvious what needs to be done to fix it. Now we find out if they do.</p>&mdash; David Lesky (@DBLesky) <a href="https://twitter.com/DBLesky/status/987020545630883840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 19, 2018</a></blockquote>
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... and then you wake up, back to a world where the Blue Jays haven’t been to a World Series since the early days of the Clinton administration, and the Royals blocked their best chance to get there.

Just don’t cut your tongue out to deal with it, Ok, bra?

Or better yet just go ahead and do it followed by your hands.