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Rain Man 12-20-2014 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 11204902)
New girlfriend is a freak in the sack.
Freak as in good and/or kinky, or freak as in she has a tail and multiple sets of genitals?

RaiderH8r 12-20-2014 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 11204902)
New girlfriend is a freak in the sack.
So she blows you AFTER butt secks? Kinky.

KChiefs1 12-20-2014 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by RockChalk (Post 11202243)
This. Never really cared much about BJ's. Only was excited by them if sex wasn't an option.



I'll take sex over a BJ any day.

Yes.

A woman starts sucking on my rod & licking my balls & I just want some pussy.

KChiefs1 12-20-2014 06:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 11204902)
New girlfriend is a freak in the sack.

How?

George Liquor 12-20-2014 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11204969)
Does it concern you that she is a freak already? I mean somebody had to teach her. :evil:
Nope. Not at all

Psyko Tek 12-20-2014 08:41 PM
I voted every time, but have only had 2 in the last year, but it was everytime

bevischief 12-20-2014 08:51 PM
Hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm

BigRedChief 12-20-2014 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 11205324)
Nope. Not at all
I can see why.
http://www.themockdock.com/wp-conten...1148578790.jpg

Discuss Thrower 12-20-2014 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11202558)
Well no. If you're not excited about being a high school sports announcer, then no, I don't want to hear about it.

But if you love it. If you love the kids, the atmosphere, the booth. If it's the tradition, or the smells, or the sounds that keep drawing you back. If it mattered to you in any way, I would.
And you don't think that a 20-something guy displaying any of what you've mentioned here won't come off as incredibly creepy?

Baby Lee 12-21-2014 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 11206004)
And you don't think that a 20-something guy displaying any of what you've mentioned here won't come off as incredibly creepy?
This isn't you, is it?

http://img.ksl.com/slc/2496/249671/24967121.jpg

Discuss Thrower 12-21-2014 12:14 AM
I'm pretty fugly, but not that ****ing fugly.

Baby Lee 12-21-2014 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 11206047)
I'm pretty fugly, but not that ****ing fugly.
Do you know the story?

[google piggyback bandit]

Perineum Ripper 12-21-2014 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 11202897)
cooter? really?

You might want to change up your vernacular about your wife's pussy around your wife. Maybe try.........Meat Wallet?
In high school my nickname was Cooter

I went to a party, got drunk and ended up hooking up with a girl there..we went upstairs and started ****ing..after a few minutes she started screaming, "**** my cooter!!!" Screaming it loud as hell..loud enough people heard it downstairs..over music

So everyone started calling me Cooter

Perineum Ripper 12-21-2014 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Kman34 (Post 11202921)
What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
What's the difference between a joke a 5 dicks?

Your wife can't take a joke!

Perineum Ripper 12-21-2014 07:52 AM
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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11202986)
The T-Rex:

When you are doing a girl from behind, preferably close to the edge of the bed, and you grab her by the shoulders and lift her up. This results in her swinging her arms aimlessly like a T-Rex while making moaning noises.

"Dude.. what was all that noise.."
"Oo.. I t rexed that bitch"
"Sahweet"

Pairs well with a donkey punch.
The Silverback Gorilla

Having sec with a girl doggy style..you pull out cum on her back..take your hand smear it across her back..jam your thumb in her ass really quick

She will try crawling away while screaming making monkey sounds


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