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ToxSocks 08-07-2014 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10799726)
You're not a slayer who's sleeping with a new hot girl every week or so.

I've met guys who do this. They all have certain phyiscal feautres they share

You aren't that guy and never will be.

Skyy God 08-07-2014 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10799686)
My problem is that I have a recessed chin and upturned nose and no obvious muscle. and im going for the hottest girls in the bar

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...ps044712de.jpg

This is how i would need to look to get those caliber girls

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/c...ps3d278b74.jpg

Now that my face is clean shaven I look even worse

Having a recessed chin is pretty much death for getting hot girls... think Ben Folds or Micheal Cera

You're a 4, bro. Stop going for 10s.

Hammock Parties 08-07-2014 11:00 AM

FYI, you should hit the gym. Especially if your standards are what they say they are.

Your chin is fine, doofus.

KC native 08-07-2014 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 10799736)
You're a f'ing 4, bro. Stop going for 10s.

LMAO

xztop123 08-07-2014 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10799730)
You have his victim complex.

"waaaaaaahhhhh I have a recessed chin so I don't get laid waaaaaaaaahhhh"

Your looks aren't the problem. Your attitude is.

I already explained this. When I first started doing this I was exactly like RSD tyler. I literally had no fear, no hesistation no self pity, no self scrutiny.

What happened? I went on dates/ and interacted with some very attractive females and you start to have minor crushes on these girls.

Then you find out they don't like you because they just "arent attracted to you" and then you find the guy they are seeing, and there are consistencies that start to emerge.

(btw nearly every girl above a 5.5 on earth is getting dick from some guy even if she claims to not be in a relationship)

Graystoke 08-07-2014 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10799732)
Now I want a ride.

My confidence worked on you didn't it? Sorry though I don't ride Harleys.
Get on my British Triumph you sexy bitch.

loochy 08-07-2014 11:05 AM

It's hard to imagine that you look worse when you are shaven. That fuzzy wispy facial hair looks awful.

Iowanian 08-07-2014 11:05 AM

Maybe instead of trying to "slay a new hot chic" every weekend, you should become the kind of person that would rather make 1 lady smile every day of the year.

Average looking people outnumber "hot people", that's the truth. It's ok to not look like a rock star.

I've always done well because I could make women laugh. Excessive smiling is proven to loosen panty elastic. Everyone has something about them of value to other sex.

I out-kicked my coverage for sure and it wasn't because I was trying too hard, or the best looking guy in pursuit, or the tallest, or the most wealthy.

Skyy God 08-07-2014 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by KC native (Post 10799714)
xztop reminds me of the loser kid that killed the sorority girls in LA.

Minus the wealthy parents.

KC native 08-07-2014 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by xztop123 (Post 10799741)
I already explained this. When I first started doing this I was exactly like RSD tyler. I literally had no fear, no hesistation no self pity, no self scrutiny.

What happened? I went on dates/ and interacted with some very attractive females and you start to have minor crushes on these girls.

Then you find out they don't like you because they just "arent attracted to you" and then you find the guy they are seeing, and there are consistencies that start to emerge.

(btw nearly every girl above a 5.5 on earth is getting dick from some guy even if she claims to not be in a relationship)

They're just not attracted to you because you're a creepy clinger.

I've always punched above my weight class when it came to women that I've dated or been in relationships with. I've done that because I've never needed a woman to validate myself and I'm not afraid to tell a woman to **** off.

Iowanian 08-07-2014 11:08 AM

I figured out what you need to do....just a simple name change.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...herminator.gif

loochy 08-07-2014 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 10799755)
I figured out what you need to do....just a simple name change.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...herminator.gif

Yup.

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb2...am-mclovin.gif

Iconic 08-07-2014 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10799737)
you should hit the gym.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10799737)
you should hit the gym.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10799737)
you should hit the gym.

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10799737)
you should hit the gym.

That is literally the only advice anyone on this entire site can give you due to how hamstrung you are on appearances.

Iowanian 08-07-2014 11:10 AM

McLovin

http://media.giphy.com/media/W2TrTrU3jLP1u/giphy.gif

KC native 08-07-2014 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 10799753)
Minus the wealthy parents.

Yes, but he does have pube-y facial hair tho. Some chick that he has no chance with said he looked better with the face pubes too.


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