No.

First chick in her 30's? Yes....:D

LMAO...you just kill me ROFL

Older women.... :p That's the way to go. :thumb:

Well, it was before I got old. Now the idea's pretty scary. :eek:

What?

That's the perfect age for women: Under 20 or over 30....:D

They do say that sex is better after 35...but when your 19 LOL

Chiefsgurl,

It's after 30 from what I have read and experienced ........Not 35:p

Good luck, and happy hunting.......

Um...I like older women too. :D

OMG...****ing funny post...

gochiefs if it bothers you so much, find yourself a girl... dont worry about your sis...and why is when you said who everybody was the one guy was called the black guy...why was he picked out race wise..you dont want the big dong do ya...ROFL

Ok but still Brad was 19...I get images thinking about that. :eek:

And b.s. on the older ladies being better... of coursei have only had one... but still.. i had a 38 year sicillian..she looked 25, didnt know her age until i seen a picture of her 13year old son...dang clingy women...

Chiefsgurl,

Brad? I thought you were dead set on......Diablo, no.....who?....Oh yeah EBOLA.....has the frost come early with ur talk of brad?...

No I have nothing with Brad or EBOLA.

Man this has been a confusing night. I wish I was one of those Angels in Dogma, with no genitalia.

ROFL I notice that Slayer is glaringly absent from that denial!!

:LOL:

At 21 and still a virgin.........well that is as close as you can get ;)

Odd, to you it was nothing. To EBOLA it was EVERYTHING....:D

ROFL

gochiefs.....

Wishing away your genitals is NOT the answer!

ROFL I always heard that happened after you get married...

....After all the hype, nothing?

Ow. That'll leave a mark.

:LOL:

gochiefs will learn a painful lesson tonight.... never expose a weakness to us bastards.

:evil:

I know...sad isn't it.

Whaa? ROFL

ROFL ROFL ROFL @ this whole post!

NEVER expose a weekness....unless you get something "special" in return......:evil:

I got one better than that..... try married to a cop. Bad idea, wouldn't suggest it. :shake:

A weakness? Nay. After being picked on throught elementary school, junior high, high school, and even college, I am immune to all forms of insultery. The only way to get me riled is to bag on the Chiefs.

You might say I've been galvanized. I have teflon skin.

Even Robinson????:rolleyes:

Pants too, apparently.....:D

:shake: That is just COLD! :D

Thats a long time, hell you should have learned to box ;)

This is nothing. Shall I bend over? It's actually sort of nice, all this attention.

:thumb:

Of course, bottling all this up can't be good. Anyone ever seen "Falling Down" with Michael Douglas? :bang:

Leave him alone virgins rock! :D

Uh, no thanks.

Try BestBuy....;)

Oh I never got beat up physically. Only mentally, emotionally, socially, and spiritually. I'm fine, really. :jester:

Um yes...I have the ultimate willpower. You are all weak.

I think you should of changed this to learned how to get some box:p

Hey I am just joshing ya a little. I grew up when people looked at sex alot different, and you did not catch something that would last a life time! the bend over line could get you in some more trouble! :D

ROFL

Ok, I'm back from gochiefs house. Been tagging that ass for the past week..... I couldn't even take a computer break.

Har de har har.

I think the toilet is clogged with used condoms, can you take a plunger to it, please?

Thank God you guys were safe!

Thats pretty funny, considering I've been plunging the toilet alot lately...been stopping up pretty bad for some reason. ROFL

Well now you know why...

We had a lot of taco bell, too.

Re: I think people are having sex in my house...
 

How do you think YOU got here boy?

Uh....it wasn't this house.

See, Jaz? It's right there....how could you have missed that?

Good grief I not involved with anyone on this board. You old folks are always picking on the young ones.
:rolleyes:

You didn't notice that sooner? But they must get some credit........they're only trying to pull our attention away from the weight of the world crushing our spirits :rolleyes:

Easy, put on all black clothes, a goalie mask, and carry a butcher knife. Splatter some fake blood on yourself and the knife.

Go in each room in the house and start looking under beds, tables, chairs, etc. If you are asked what you are doing say you are completing "unfinished business" and continue on.

No one will stop you and you should disturb anyone in the mood enough that all activity will stop.

Damn, I wishing someone was having sex in my house:huh:

;)

That or they could mine their own business and quit playing match maker.:rolleyes:

Pat - I was. The problem is that it was so fast that you missed it. BTW - She was really hot and you missed her too.

Yep.....as they said on the USA Channel (or was it the Superstation?)

3, 2, 1......

Hey now!

Chi
always a day late, and a dollar short (or something like that)

SD,

I really think that's their purpose, when they can't talk about football they pick on the young.

It's a requirement of my contract.

Hmmm, what youth can I destroy today?

3, 2, 1....:

Oh, please!

We only pick on the young because we're jealous that we're old;)

Not me.

Wow, atleast you're honest!

You had your chance to be young, but you wasted it back in the 70's with your pot and "new" alcoholic drinks. Mixing your own drinks ROFL....when will you old people learn?

ChiefsGurl - As you get older and older, you will find that you are less and less the center of the universe. All does not revolve around the youth and plastering them on this BB.

I can't read through all of this, but did you ever figure out who was bonin' your sister? ;)

Hmm, now you're giving me a new reason to pick on the young. Keep it up, Doogie...

Uh, I think New York needs some help with that....go talk to them....

"I can't read through all of this, but did you ever figure out who was bonin' your sister?"

phob...
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(glad to help)

Come on, I was joke'n.......ya know the cycle....older ones pick on young ones, therefore the young ones joke at the older ones' expense.

Well gee I couldn't tell between people constantly linking me up with other people (EBOLA, SD, Suds...on and on) and the fact that some people always rip on SD. And I didn't say I had to be the center of the universe. :rolleyes:

Bonin'????

LMAO

Yeah, did you find out if your sister hid the salami, did the deed, got porked, stuffed the muffin, boinked.

Of course, she may not have pounded the love muscle, instead she might have merely stepped up to the mike, yodeled to his crotch, pulled his pud, or spanked the monkey.

No matter what us young people say, they're always gonna twist words.......how'd ya think they came to the conclusion that I thought I knew everything?

Damn, I haven't done any of the above. I am way behind schedule.

So either, your all encompassing statement is incorrect or your viewpoint needs to be expanded on us "old folks".

I don't know...message to the old knockers: get a life old people pick on other old people :D

Honked his bobo.

Played the skin flute.

Um...I wasn't talking just about you and if you haven't done none of the above i'm really suprised.

They fall apart too easily. I'd rather wrestle a nice, young hottie like yourself. Whatdaya say?;)

No thank you, I rather stay in my age range. :D