Just met this hot chick at Funkytown in Raytown the other night. We had lots of sex together and then I took her to a Chiefs game and snuck her on the field for this picture to prove it…

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This seems more legit than Cave John

Dude you stole her pic off of reddit now you're trying to save face LOL

Does she have eyes that can look at two sides of the street at the same time? Does you baby dick fit through the gap in her missing teef?

Does her butthole look like a cluster of grapes and she lets you chew on them like a Roman senator?

Cave uses his brain bro. Dippin his dangle lang in witch hazel to give his made up girl friend that sweet hemorrhoidal relief.

Something seems fishy about this whole thing. Could be the pussy or could be the fake girlfriend.




If the girlfriend is real, smash the shit out of it, if not real. I hope you find one to smash the shit out for Christmas.

Hmmm wondering if Cave might actually be the one getting catfished. How much money have you sent him?

Why isn’t her hair red in the picture you posted of her then?

I kept thinking I recognized her and now I know where....


Does she still do the thing where she stands in front of the lamp and make shadow puppets with her meat curtains? The flying squirrel suit is amazing.

The pics he PM'd me show a lovely face AND lovely red hair.

Just saw a pic of her face. She looks like Sarah Palin crossbred with a gerbil

I'll bet this chic and billay have been smashed by 10 of the same dudes.

Now that I think about it, maybe this wasn't the shadow puppet gal.....Jim Jones made a post a couple of years ago about going home with this one on New Years.

Check out this bad bitch who sucked me off last night. Were going to Barcelona next week

teh hawtness

she's a model in Canada

She LOVES my footlong. Does she still swallow for the protein? Wait......that's her asking if she can come back over tonight. Keeps saying how small her boyfriend's dick is. Just ****ing wit ya man......have fun..with your hand and lotion and blow up dollll.......LOL....aight, I'm done messing with you.

Post of the year candidate!!!! Hilarious!!!

Not even the same girl

My wife has been talking about a Belize trip. How is it so far?

So you’re telling me at first you were posting screenshots from your camera roll from two different image sharing sites and now you’ve figured out how to attach a picture?

Need Scho to corroborate

Nice job on the girl and solid flex posting it

Girl gone bad, she don't work for free...

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Only one way to know for sure if this is real.

We need her holding a sign that says 'Hello Chiefsplanet' and has a short essay below that, stating her thoughts on Skyline Chili and Hamburger Helper.

It's better than her dick sucking skills. Her panties still look like Buffalo wing paper?

Need more ass pictures after today’s loss. Or boob pictures.

We’re not picky, Cave.

Just Google ass or tits on Google. It's the same thing Cave is doing

Probably true.

If he wanted to come off like he's not faking, he needs a Chiefsplanet note in one of these pictures.

Posting from Belize would help, too.

LMAO

What a ****ing dipshit lmao

I bet Cave is like a more pale, fatter version of Big Bill

!ROFL!

And the letters PIIHB

LMAO

Oh shit!! Cave?? C’mon bro.

Headed to Placencia Belize for NYE
 

Well not as cool as Belize, but Playa Del Carmen has been a blast. Met some really cool people, drank more rum than a person should ever attempt, got totally sun burned, and had an amazing anniversary/NYE. We fly back to cold Florida tomorrow. I def recommend this resort. Hyatt Alltura PDC. The downtown area is right outside the resort with lots of shopping, dining, high pressure sales.... the people are all really nice, found herb not long after I arrived, plus brought a bunch of gummies we’ve been sharing with people and some of the staff. NYE downtown was off the chain. The bars/clubs were all packed and so was the streets between them all. Found a couple Chiefs fans to suffer through the most slanted ref called game since the SB. Had a much better time than last year I’m Cancun, but it’s never as fun as Jamaica.

Gotta get our Covid tests at 11 then I plan on sitting poolside with lots of Appleton and diets to get me through the day!


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Oh shit I better get in here before the hall of classics comes a calling!

We need burst

She takes a nice picture.

Was love worth losing your best friend?

When she does grasshoppers at the gym, does her cooter still chirp like a catfish?

Fixed yer post......

Remember. It's not a lie if you Belize it. - George Costanza.

I bet her poon looks like 2 people fighting in a turtle neck

You got a problem with that?? Let’s meet at the Belize Sign Monument and handle this like adults!!

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Hike up your thong when you're ready to tango

I guess it's only fair that you get the flex badge.

Haven’t read the whole thread but I’m confused by the first two pages, is she an inmate or janitor with those gloves and jumpsuit? Weird flex

I'm just joining these shenanigans but my wife is hotter with a better ass.

Of course. Barley can take your 10 in dick too. AND she loves cars too. :)

I wish I had a 10” dick.














Then I wouldn’t have to lug this big thing around.

This asshole come clean yet?

LMAO

Looks like a man's arm on her/him.

As soon as Cave gets off his "flight" back he will explain everything LMAO

Penalty on Cave Johnson - 10 yards

Using escort pictures from around the US and claiming to be his girlfriend with him in Belize.

:thumb:

"We would have taken pictures of all the beauty in Belize but we spent the whole vacation in our room having sex" - Cave Johnson

The only way you had sex in an exotic location was paying to get on Epstein’s island.

What a tryhard.

I'm not going on an imaginary vacation with my imaginary GF to Belize, but I am leaving with my Family this Saturday for a vacation to Turks & Caicos. At my age, wild nights of sex in the Caribbean are not much of a guarantee, but the thought of it keeps me going o:-)

Pools of other men's cum from the bukkakes done to her while she pegged you

Nice. Going to Providenciales? Staying on Grace Bay Beach?

We are doing an all-inclusive at the Beaches Resort in Providenciales. It's an expensive trip. It's my wife and I, my 2 sons and their significant others and my Mother-In-Law (who is an awesome Lady).

Have you ever been? The beach is amazing. Typically ranked top 1-3 in the world. Not a ton to do there on the island but that’s the point. Horse back riding or a boat excursion to iguana island is fun though.

My in-laws celebrated their 50th Wedding Anniversary down there in 2013. We absolutely loved our visit and vowed to come back. The water is just absolutely amazing. We'll be doing lots of snorkeling on this trip.

Tell me more about Iguana Island. Is it a day trip? bars, restaurants, beaches or just a walking tour to see the iguanas and sea life and then head back?

How many guys have turned that cum dumps vadge into a bowl of hungry Jack mashed potatoes?

That’s the New York City vacation mom paid for.

Headed to Placencia Belize for NYE
 

Iguana island requires a boat trip. If one wanted I think you could even kayak there from Leeward Marina but our boat just picked us up on the beach by our hotel. It’s completely uninhabited, except by a unique species of iguanas only found on a few places such as that island. What we loved about it is that they take you to these islands and areas that are completely uninhabited and unspoiled by anything. Look the same as they did 1000 years ago. So lots of good shelling also. The one we did was a half day, four hours I think and included a few islands. It’s a fairly short boat ride so you get plenty of time to explore.

They dove for fresh conch along the way and prepared it along with rum punch for a snack. They gave the conch shells to whoever wanted them so we got a couple. We did snorkeling but I can’t recall if it was the same boat and excursion. We also did parasailing which I bet the young people would enjoy.

No one asked to see her Sarah Jessica Parker looking face or your 400 pound ass

Thanks for all the info, Brother!

You guys are hijacking Cave Te'os thread here.

Crave Johnson

Coincidentally, I've been considering a career change into the profession of beach ratings judge.

Good luck. It’s all about who you know. They don’t let any old schmuk walk on the beach all judging and then write about it.

No problem. I’ll be interested in how that all inclusive is. I know it’s super expensive as we had looked before but on a place like Providenciales it might be more worth it than other places because there aren’t tons of other restaurants or things to explore besides the backyard of the hotel at the beach.

You coulda done that at a Days Inn.

So not one post from Belize though?

Why would anyone post while on vacation?

Unless, the vacation sucks, someone else is flooding your SO or waiting for Western Union from mom?