Originally Posted by Donger (Post 15649770)

Will not.

Originally Posted by neech (Post 15649752)

True, they go back and forth all the time. I think they are lonely people and need someone in their miserable lives to talk to.

Kind of sad actually.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 15649786)

Hi, I'm Donger. I don't believe that we've ever interfaced. It's nice to e-meet you!

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 15649507)

I'm not sure that pat knows what the word "immortal" means.
It also seems like the kind of thing he'd be willing to argue about for weeks on end.
Probably only rivalled by Donger in his capacity to bicker about semantics and meaningless minutiae for as long as you could take it.

You were sort of funny sometimes and mostly better than most with your leanings.
RIP

Originally Posted by BleedingRed (Post 15649790)

When you say you are Donger, do you mean the person or persona?

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 15649786)

Hi, I'm Donger. I don't believe that we've ever interfaced. It's nice to e-meet you!

Originally Posted by neech (Post 15649800)

Yes we have its been awhile but we have.

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 15649793)

Yes.

Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 15649575)

LMAO

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 15649805)

I see. Sorry, but it must have been very unmemorable.

Originally Posted by neech (Post 15649819)

With you? Yes it was, watching paint dry is more entertaining.

Originally Posted by neech (Post 15649819)

watching paint dry

Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 15649831)

I'd rather watch flies ****

Originally Posted by BleedingRed (Post 15649836)

I personally enjoy Donger's posting style.

Originally Posted by tooge (Post 15649791)

Bickering about semantics? Oh, the irony. By immortal, he means that there are still TV shows decades later covering DB Cooper and his mystery is written in books that will go on forever. You are a D bag man

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 15649517)

I can't help but wonder if this is related to pat's recent embrace of Judaism (as seen in his avatar) and he's decided to disregard trivial things in favor of devoted study of the Talmud.

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 15649653)

How many scantily clad pictures of women will I need to post to get this thread to 1000?!

Originally Posted by TLO (Post 15649760)

1000 posts eh?

Should we make this happen??

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 15649878)

I like watching spackle dry, if it's the kind that is pink when wet and then dries white.

Originally Posted by BleedingRed (Post 15649836)

I personally enjoy Donger's posting style.

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 15649937)

I think women are the key to a happy life. So lets get to a 1000 using scantily clad pics of their beauty..... but keep the pink part in NSFW tags...............
https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qim...fea94b2f0.webp

Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 15649952)

This is going to take forever at this rate.

Masks don't work

Change my mind

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 15649931)

In case you don't know, I did that. I can't even remember why. Something about being oppressed like the Jews.

Kind of funny that he never changed it back, though.

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 15649931)

In case you don't know, I did that. I can't even remember why. Something about being oppressed like the Jews.

Kind of funny that he never changed it back, though.

Originally Posted by wazu (Post 15650047)

His avatar had still been the kid with the flag, right? Might be worth changing it back for him if he's leaving forever due to health reasons.

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 15650128)

the nicest thing i will say about pat is that I am now adding a +1 to the post count

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 15649937)

I think women are the key to a happy life. So lets get to a 1000 using scantily clad pics of their beauty..... but keep the pink part in NSFW tags...............
https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qim...fea94b2f0.webp

Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 15650133)

Technically it's +2

Originally Posted by notorious (Post 15649674)

Pat never reduced himself to insulting others. That shows a lot of character.

Have a good life buddy.

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 15649616)

Blow me. Why don’t you depart. Everyone hates you.


As for Patty, I think he’s had health issues in the past so I’d imagine that’s why.

Originally Posted by cosmo20002 (Post 15649902)

I know what immortal means and I know what he means, nitwit.
JFC, you're a high-strung moron.

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 15650124)

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 15650124)

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 15650173)

I'm really learning a lot about golf in this thread. I never really thought of it as something that would increase my heart rate, but it is.

Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 15649937)

I think women are the key to a happy life. So lets get to a 1000 using scantily clad pics of their beauty..... but keep the pink part in NSFW tags...............
https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qim...fea94b2f0.webp

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 15650206)

Originally Posted by BigBeauford (Post 15650221)

It's pretty insensitive posting holocaust photos in a thread where the OP has a star of david.

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 15650206)

Originally Posted by Pawnmower (Post 15650206)

Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 15650225)

I would like to know who this is and would also like for her to sit on my face

Originally Posted by HayWire (Post 15650236)

What brand of putter is that?

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 15649485)

Seriously, I am.


I know what you’re thinking. Maybe I got annoyed by something someone said. Maybe after two Super Bowls in a row I’m satiated on the Chiefs. Maybe I’m going to prison, or joining Dick Cheney on a barnstorming tour, or maybe the antifreeze actually wasn’t a good idea and I died.

The fun of a farewell forever thread is not in knowing the reason. It’s in not knowing, and the mystery behind the disappearance. MrBlond is legendary not because he was here or because he left, but rather because of how he departed. He was DB Cooper jumping out of the Chiefsplanet plane and disappearing into the night, and with that act he became immortal.

It is now my time to parachute from the plane, and I can assure you that I will not return. It would be enjoyable to become an unsolved Chiefsplanet mystery in the process, but I can’t do that to you. It’s cruel enough that you will no longer get to read my thoughtful prose and learn from my wisdom. I can’t allow you to speculate forever about what became of me, and to always wonder if that guy with the fake glasses and mustache sitting next to you at the game is me.

So I’ve instructed one Chiefsplanet member to reveal the mystery. If this thread ever reaches 1,000 posts, that person will share the reason. But until then, you will have only my boarding pass, a flight attendant’s vague description, and 110,871 posts to remember me by.

Farewell, Chiefsplanet!

(Sound of wind rushing past an open passenger cabin door.)

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/k6vVWIVDGqk/maxresdefault.jpg

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 15650226)

You like the fatties there Canada?

Originally Posted by BigBeauford (Post 15650274)

I like women who look like they could carry a child.