I've learned to dumb down my responses depending upon my target. I'll stand by that response.

I don't need a formula to count to 2.

She's not the mayor anymore. She resigned. I heard she didn't clean the dog poo out her yard either.Crickers rule, LOL! I haven't heard that word since I was a teenager. They still use it??

[QUOTE=John Matrix][QUOTE=John Matrix]I'm sure I'll get flamed on this board because I'm not part of your world class wrecking crew, but quite frankly, I don't give a fuck.




damn, whose the babe???:D

I bet that pic will make your mommy proud.

I can't believe I just spent 5 minutes reading a thread about some dickheads bag of dogshit.

I think it is funny as hell as you keep coming back on here for a validation that someone will talk to you... Obviously you have a problem with it by making fun of fat chicks and then posting a blog about it, and you keep coming back here even though you do not give a ****??? I think you have some social interaction problems...

Check the original post douchebag, that's not what I typed. Do you like to add extra letters to other people's posts as much as you like to jam anal beads up your chute?

Hang your head in shame Matrix for such a demeaning post.

Hang your head in shame.


Words of wisdom that apply to you.

Proverbs 26:11

"As a dog that returns to his vomit, so is a fool who repeats his folly."

And yet you feel the need to prove your point, and try and talk some shit to me. If I'm such a low life, why waste your time? I find you and those of your ilk to be amusing, but I put no stock in what you say. You worship a morbidly obese guy who moderates a message board about a football team. What are you, a janitor, waiter perhaps? I'm sure you are the bastion of the societal hierarchy, but more likely you just like to try and gang up on me cause I'm not one of Phobia's jag offs. But I'll say it again, I don't give a **** what you say, or what you think. I can dish it out, and I can take it to. I don't need validation from you, Fairplay, Phobia, or any of these fucknuts, but I'll talk shit with you until I'm blue in the face. I'm that goddamned stubborn, so deal with it. If you don't like it, then ban me, or shut the fuck up, cause you sure as hell aren't going to win this argument. If I want to bash people for being too damned stupid to walk on a sidewalk intstead of through grass in the middle of winter, then that's my decision, and I think that it carries some logic to it....pot, kettle, anyone?

Here's some words of wisdom for you, people who quote the Bible on message boards have about as much brain mass as that bag of shit I was hamming it up with.

Knight 1:1

"When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass."

And to you Phobia, Knight 1:2

"You couldn't lead a whore to bed."

If you all are so scandalized by my dastardly actions, then go join up for another shift of the neighborhood watch in your shitty little suburban lives, maybe you can get off at a PTA meeting where you try and ban a book because it might actually say something important about society.

I guess I forgot one important thing...most of you are products of a state that will fight to the death for 'intelligent design'...I guess the apples and the trees aren't far apart in that regard.

ROFL

My thoughts, exactly.

The theme of this thread thus far has been shit, man-breasts, my dick, and anal beads. I'm just sayin...

Your and idiot. And you're absolutely clueless. You actually think that you pose some kind of a threat or something to the people you're "arguing" with? They've dealt with morons like you for 5.5 years now. Me being one of those morons. Either A. You mature and realize how much of jackass you were and become a valuable member of this community or B. You fade out like the rest of the idiots who thought they were the shit.

Good luck either way.

Hall of Classics.

The question of the day is.............

I don't think I pose a 'threat' to anyone on this board, considering that this is an entirely electronic conversation. Perhaps that should be directed someone like Valiant who started talking shit last night like he just put down Bas Rutten.

So by maturity should I grow a salt and pepper mullet and a beer gut that looks like I'm nine months pregnant like most of these cyber-badasses, or should I cower in fear b/c a mod might, gasp, ban me?

You think I give a rat fuck about who they've dealt with in the past? Everyone seemed to think this thread was funny until Phobia threw a hissy fit. The rest of his Pals4Life simply joined in to help out their bestest buddy in the world, showing him that the true meaning of community is a circle jerk. So go towel the spuge off of your faces and go get your fucking shinebox, mo'fucker.

ahhh, is there more pictures??:D

No, by maturity, you should stop stereotyping people like a ****ing reerun that you are.

Nobody thought this thread was funny, not before Phobia got in nor after. Your original post just shows how much of a dumbass you really are.

The only cyber badass on this thread is you, intraweb thuggin4life n1gga!!!oneone

One of the things you don't understand though, is that people don't want to ban you because they're afraid of putting up with such an internet badass as you, they're just tired of morons like you and the annoyances you bring. Some (like Phobia, BobDole) think your stupidity is funny, others think it's annoying. I don't give a shit either way, I'm just trying to tell you how it is.

:eek:

I swear SlimShady is adopted and we've just discovered Tom Cash's real son.

ROFL

I don't care who you are, that there was funny.

What a stand up guy. Try to find a way to put the poop in the intake
so the house smells like poop.

Also you called your nieghbors next door bitches that you can't stand.

I think they made fun of you and called you a nerd and a pencil dick pathetic loser.

You know they were right so you hate them for that. Admit it.

And here I thought Matrix was trying to chronicle Taco's roadie to the AFC Championship game.

i would just jack off in their face wash stuff.

I have no doubt he hates the neighbor girls because they rejected him. My god, get a look at his pic. Can you blame them?

Classic. ROFL

Association with Phobia is not required to know you should wear a headband to cover the circumcision scars.

Where is our hero?

I have yet to settle on a hero. There are so many capable people on the board it's hard to decide.

Do you have someone in mind we could count on when the chips are down?
Someone who would stand up to the keyboard tough guys? Someone who would put the bulletin board dickheads in their place? Someone who would be.....well..... be our hero?

It looks like another psuedo intellectual got him nippows in a twist. Matrix seems to know alot of techniques to wipe man gravy off his face.

Your seats taken? Judging by your game I've seen here so far, I doubt if you could score with Maggie in the last scene of Million Dollar Baby.

I wonder how many copies of this dipshit have come and gone in the last 5 years?

All a eugenicist would need to do in order to convince society of his aims is to take a close look at about the last 10 fucko's to post on this board. One more time for the road, as I said last night, I don't give a shit how many of Phobia's little internet buddies flame me on this message board. If this is the best shit that you guys can bring, well then you can go fuck yourself. Iowanian, it doesn't surprise me that you would bring necrophilia into this post, I'm just surprised you haven' t found away to mention bestiality as well.

The pathetic thing about all you fucks is that you are an internet clique, a clique of people whose major reason for getting up in the morning would seem to be posting on this board.

How many copies have come and gone across the last five years? What the fuck are you all still doing here after five years? The fact that your lives have devolved to the point where you spend half a decade of your adult lives as potent, active members of this board is ridiculous. The way you treat new members on this board shows your own idiocy and lack of self worth.

A dude loses his cat, so you call him a reerun. He ****s up a term of internet slang, so you mock him over that. Is that all you pathetic fucks have in your life, that you have to give sh*t to people on this board b/c they aren't part of your e-posse?

This board is entertaining for a while, but after sometime I would gather that most people get sick of putting up w/ the jackasses on the board like most of you fucks.

The sad thing about this place is that I'll probably fade away in a few weeks or months, probably come back around for the draft to get more info, but you bad motherfuckers will still be here five years later, just like you were five years before. Fading away from this board isn't a sign of giving up, rather it's probably a sign of hope. Yet most of you obviously see it as some form of grave failure for the member to meet up to your 'standards'.

Iowanian, perhaps I should bow down to a man of your obvious infinite knowledge, a man who has belonged to this board since the fucking Clinton administration. You must be so much better than me because you're a Suburban Commando with a wife he hates and kids he can't stand. You must be king of the world, what with that avatar of a flaming keyboard and all. What a true badass.

If you want to take shots of me because of an intentionally goofy look I made during a photo, then that's cool, I have enough self worth that I can take it. I've seen the member photo's section of this website, most of you are charter members of the all-ugly team, so your attempts to put me down are a might like the pot and kettle, not that you are smart enough to make that analogy anyway.

I'll probably be out of here in a week, you'll still be starting sticky polls in leetspeak, eating takeout food in the ramshackles you live in. Here's a poll for you, you're all approaching middle age, your lives have no meaning and your jobs do nothing to create to the better good of society. What are you going to do about? Survey says you are going to post on a football board and try to prove how much of a badass you are by ganging up on a dude in order to protect your e-friendships. But that's cool, as I said, I can take it.

Enjoy the 9-5 grind for the rest of your lives you sad fucks...Good luck starting up those "civil unrest hurricanes" Iowanian, I'm sure it's a hell of a job you do there, bitch.

You'd better change your shoes.

I'm not sure what animal is responsible for the pile, but its apparent you stepped in a HUGE, steaming pile of Dumbshit.

Enjoy another year of Top Ramen noodles, courtesy of your mother's job at the Dairy queen.

Pardon me if I don't seek your autograph until you're at least working the late night shift guarding the airport parking lot with gary coleman.

Its more likely, that instead of being a "clique" the above posters just have the keen sense to identify dumbass easier than when you can't smelling you when you walk into a bar after your BRUTE bath.

If this was a gunfight, your smack would be a water pistol. Your momma should have sucked you out of her box with a turkey baster instead of letting a piece of shit like you into the world.

So, what you've posting is smack?

As stated before, I could eat a bowl of Alphabits and crap better smack than you'd be able to deal with, if your entire Dungeon and Dragon team were loaning you their smack pokemon.

If over estimating your own cerebral meanderings were cow feces, you'd be heaped up in Western Kansas stinking out a town unfortunate enough to be downwind.

When you find your candy ass, face down in a pile of dogshit, with a fat girl sitting on your lower back, giving your a camel clutch with the index finger fish hook after she crapped in her own hand, the muffled sound you hear in the breeze will be myself and I'm sure many other's who've come accross you(some probably literally), laughing .

If you need a wetnap, I'm sure you can snag one when you're unloading the boxes in aisle 5.

I'm just telling it how it is, you tell it the way you want it to be to keep your electronic delusions alive.

I love the fact that you assume that I'm a D&D nerd on here, you have 25 thousand ****ing posts.

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of a small mind. Your continued presence here (over the hump for the first decade :thumb:) Proves that axiom indisputably.

I think you state a pretty good case. I've decided to allow you to join my internet clique. We need more people like yourself in my clique. Do you accept the call to become a minion of Phobia?

Whatever makes you sleep better at night sally.

No, I'll never turn to the dark side. Even if it means this:

http://iolarte.tripod.com/galeria/palpat-4.JPG

:banghead:

This guy is every bit as dumb as he is ugly. If YOU were as ugly as him would you post your pic on here?

Well Beaker, I'll sleep just fine tonight, knowing that the last p@ssy you had your face in that wasn't paid for, involved your mother's cervix clenching your shoulders.

I do not see any females..

ok, i'm gonna go ahead and call this match before somebody gets hurt...

one party to this shindig is waaaay overmatched by the other...

it just ain't fair, i tells ya...

But yet you post all about this on your blog that was posted above... Aahah give me a f'ing break.. I think it would be amusing since we know the vicinity of where you live and your name if I go rub dog shit all over the cars in teh parking lot and fill the mailboxes up with it and then phone your landlord that some troglodyte came out of the complex fitting your so-called elitist ass discription and see how long you live there...

Man, this shit must turn you on.. Go back to your blog where you are king and everybody worships your ass in kirksville...

****ing D-bag...

oooh, oooh...

anal beads? :p :p :p

I thought this was another joke pic-Is that really you Matrix-holding a bag of shit???

Okay that is classic. That beats the Endnelt wet pants picture. Matrix and a bag of shit.

oh man, i've got to go with funny on this one...

perhaps he's a product of an illicit affair between tom cash and duhneese...

Beaker-lol, your best smack yet-those Alphabets must be working.

oooh, bestiality...

keep it up, big boy, keep it up...

If you don't want people to make fun of you, don't post a pic of yourself holding a bag of dogshit. I mean, what did you think was going to happen dude? :rolleyes: :shake: :hmmm: ROFL

finished so soon?

they have pills for that nowadays...

No probably just filling up another bag with shit for Phobs mailbox.

I hear they pay 2 cents a log nowadays.

I bet Dicksurfers cat is really in Matress's bag-Mystery solved. I just let the cat out of the bag.

Trying to make sense with you mongoloids is about as easy as trying to pry any of you away from this board for more than a day. I will say it once again, I don't give a shit what you say about me, you're all nothings, you know it and I know it. The only thing I feel sorry for in this thread is the world, not myself. I can take care of me just fine, I just wonder what this mass clusterfuck of posters on this page does for the average IQ and per capita income of the greater kansas city area. There's a reason why a lot of fans around the league think most Chiefs fans are stupid redeneck bastards, and that reason is the display you partial-birth abortions give them. I can't even imagine how much meth most of you dipshits have to cook up in order to afford your season tickets, but it's patently obvious that the fumes have gotten to most of you who couldn't follow a line of logical thought if it woke up and fucked your skank wives in their gaping gashes.

I realize that most of you are to failure what Einstein was to relativity, so if talking shit on a Chiefs board makes you feel like you have a little bit more between your legs than that 2.75 inches you're packing or a little more hope of success or meaning in your lives than the endless voids staring in front of all of you, then smile wide, because you must be very proud of yourselves.

The reality of the matter is that you're all a bunch of broke-dick clingons with about as much right to life as that bag of crap.

[QUOTE=John Matrix]

There's a reason why a lot of fans around the league think most Chiefs fans are stupid redeneck bastards, and that reason is........

[QUOTE]

The reason is, they see pictures on the internet of some of them holding big bags of dog shit next to their face.

[QUOTE=stumppy][QUOTE=John Matrix]

There's a reason why a lot of fans around the league think most Chiefs fans are stupid redeneck bastards, and that reason is........

Obviously you've never pulled college pranks on anyone, but that's probably a hard feat for you to aspire to whenever you flunk out during grade school.

And which one was the bag of dogshit and which one was Turdix?-hard to tell.

Hey everyone, it's Bill Shakespeare. Is Halfcan a mention to the half can of Zyklon B that your mother must have inhaled when she learned that she was impregnated from goatstock at the sperm clinic?

I didn't have to go to college to know better than to post pictures on the internet of myself smiling and holding a bag of shit next to my face.

There was a kid in grade school that always smiled like that when he got his hands on some shit. Don't know his name though. People tended to shy away from him.
But who am I to be telling you ? Heh.

Wow that is just unfunny and pathetic Dogshit. Why don't you make fun of my Aunt with Cancer again you fuggin moron. I mean, there have been some real losers on here, but never one so dispicable that he is proud of a pic of himself holding a bag of shit.

No wonder your neighbors hate you!!!!

You are a complete and total moron. That's unfunny and pathetic, yet your actions on numerous other boards should be lauded for their admirability. I'd wish for your demise, but I do'nt even know if the Earth should deserve the blight that holding your rotting corpse would entail.

I gotta admit, posters like this don't come along to often.
So relish the moment.

Remember back his post of crying because his bitch niehbors made him clean up his dogs poop.
Look back at his sad and pathetic pic of him proudly holding a bag of shit.
Recall how he whined that those college chicks give guys a bj yet won't even give him the time of day.
Be horrified that you conversed with a guy nicknamed 'The turd bandit'.
Next time you take a dump flush it down quickly or it could be snatched up for Matrix to be a source of his pride and joy.
Then have his pic taken with it only to be shown on message boards through out the land.

Beware that such a low-life creature out there does exist.

Hey Matrix...

Who is the bigger loser? A person, who has been a Chiefs fan for 20+ years, conversing with other like minded people through 5 seasons, or the New guy who shows up, and "doesn't care" so much, that whenever his feelings get hurt, he runs to not only post on the message board he's making fun of others for posting on, but makes a 2 page entry starting "dear diary".

You're pretty pathetic, and you know it, which is why you're so angry and have such a tough time making friends. I am beginning to doubt if the bag next to that beaker head you've got is actually full of dog nuggets, but its more likely that you're the inspiration for the South Park episode where you shove a sandwich in your head holster and cr@p out your mouth.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'm sure its difficult to pronounce.

I won't worry too much about my personal life, until the day I make a diary or blog entry giving a blow by blow arguement from another website.

Other boards? A complete and total moron-there is a word for that and it is John Matrix-also can be used to describe a useless steaming bag of shit. Why don't you go peep in your neibors windows again or stick your head in an oven. You will go down as the biggest lowlife to ever post on the Planet-and in only 300 post-quit an accomplishment for an illiterate inbreed C#cksmoker.

I thought you were out of college, now you are lying about going to college???

Hi, I am Matrix... I talk shit about my neighbors on the internet and I am a skeezy asshole and I admit it.. I do dumbshit things but I do not care what you think because you are all whitetrash because you post on the internet and make fun of me... I mean I do not care about you are this site, but I will keep coming back to show I do not care.. You all are a joke for making fun of me on the internet, I mean I do not make fun of people on here or have a BLOG about making fun of people on the internet... You are all redneck geeks for making fun on me on the internet, I mean Kirksville is 10 times better then KC...

Agian you are all trash and I do not care what you think...

love John Matrix...

P.S. I will be back tomarrow to tell how much I do not care, and talk about you on my blog where people like me...

I'll wager that Matrix gets laid less than a Dwarf in a full body goiter.

Matrix = Redrum :hmmm:

How does Turdix still have green dots, he should have little piles of dogshit.

Put the shit down their chimney. If they have one.

Nope

BJS
 

Who is Black Jack Savage, if I may ask?

I can't wait to read about some neighbor pulling out a shotgun and blowing her ugly puss face neighbors face off carying a bag of dog shit.

I couldn't resist...

I dont care how judgemental i sound...some people you can just look at & tell that they suck.

This guy fits the profile.

I agree

I'm just curious - WTF inspired you dredge this back up? :spock:

Another dogshit thread.

It was cross-referenced in another thread.

Popped back up here.....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=153744