Yes, it does.

I've yet to get tired of it.

I don't know but I would love to find out

No, it doesn't.

Stop wearing such tight jeans

Yes ma'am.

awesome.

Jared who??

Uh...most of are 14 year old boys.

I think it would get old if you had a SO you were dedicated to.

:whackit:

We have a stage 5 clinger here Jared.

Is that like a dingleberry?

Do girls get those too??

Depends on how much they shave.

Did you not hear me? A stage five virgin clinger, lets go Im going to start the car.

Not really. But I'm getting really fucking tired of homosexual men hitting on me. Really very tired.

did you buy the wrong t shirt??


again

Quit winking at them.

:rolleyes:

Hopefully Allen has a misogynistic streak, and will perform the "G.I. Joe Headstomp" on this twat.




Die already.

You must be fairly attractive. Hot wife, hotel receptionist, and now gayhomoqueers?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh. Yeah, that might be it.

Is that directed at me?

My aunts used to say that I "was too pretty to be a boy" when I was growing up. Of course, they are all skanks.

Now why would I roll my eyes at anything you said......:D

Because you're a fucking idiot?

I saw a picture once, before he took it down......not bad...but not a babe.

whatever you say, pretty boy........:D

I've never posted a picture of myself here.

Do you look anything like your wife?

No.

Damn, cause word around the bus station is she is friggin crazy in the sack.


ROFL

That's nice. I don't understand how that has anything to do with me not looking like my wife.

Great. Other than my wife, I'm hit on by homosexual men and reeruned, female, nipple-tweakers.

I certainly do attract the finest people.

I am not reeruned.

Nipple.

You've never hit on me.

www.kodesex.com

How yoooou doin'?

I'm fine thanks. A little hungry.

Well DUH!
 

But seriously, some of these posts are REALLY REALLY funny. But I'm a guy.

I've got something for you to eat.

TOO EASY.




please don't hit me, baby. it was a joke.

Mike Jones.

WHO

Mike Jones.

Ohhhhh, grandma.

I'm in the mood for Chinese. Cheese Crab Wontons sound good for some reason.

No baked beans?

Depends upon in whom's mouth they reside.

This thread runs parallel with bad acid trips.

Mike Jones.

On the low, 281-330-8004.

Can't call now. Busy flossin'.

WTF is going on?

We now know that the Bob Dole eyebrow thing is for convenience. Not fame and fortune.

I'ma stay puttin' it down til the end.

Lane switchin sippin that purple drank

For the ladies, baby.

I talked to Jared the other day, and he said he would rather not me post pictures of us on this board.

Hopefully he finished up that sentence with "And now, go die".

Uh-huh

He didn't really care if I told people I was going out with him, but he just doesn't want pictures on the web of me and him.

I think that it's probable that you have caught a sliver under your flapper, Ms. sexychiefschick.

FAX

Phobia, is that you?

Fixed your post. :D

That stands to reason. If I were a Chiefs player, I wouldn't want photographic evidence floating around the web that I was banging a chick from Independence, either.

Wow; fifteen posts and eleven red squares. :shake:

What is that supposed to mean?

You have posted, now, 16 times; and you should check your rep.


In other words; I've never seen anyone with as much negative rep with so few posts.

I really could care less what people think about me. I just thought that you all as Chiefs fans would like to know and talk with someone that is dating Jared Allen.

That's funny.

There were pictures of Jared Allen piss drunk with something written on his chest at some country music concert last year.

But he doesn't want pictures of you and him on the net?

And I'll stand by what I said originally. Girls who date professional athletes, don't go broadcasting it to strangers.

Go away stalker.

Uh - because this person has been trolling the board for a while now. It's a dude.

Why do you people keep saying that? Who is this other guy you keep talking about?

Ummmmmmmm, ok.

I'm dumping all of my Sprint stock, asap.

Your and idiot.

HELP! IT'S HATT MELM!

Your and idiot? That makes no since! Sound like your the idiot, and I'm the one going out with Jared Allen

I don't know what the big deal is...I mean, I didn't brag when I went out with David Hasselhoff.