Did she shoot her semen in your bottom?
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What the **** is happening
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What is this I don't even.
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did it have a gunt?
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Still less gay than the World Cup thread.
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WTF?
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And yet, oddly enough, not too drunk to remember every bit of it in vivid detail. |
Did it smell?
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We all can be duped but the second the dick popped through the barn door you run like the wind.
This reads like a post from the dude with the Howard Stern sig. Guy who has nothing better to do with the kiddo's at Chucky Cheese so he wanks off. Seems like was poster(Confused) hope i didn't get that wrong. |
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I'm coming to pick you up. We'll take my Lesbaru out hoggin. |
Did both of you came at the same time.
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Signed, Eddie Murphy p.s. I was just giving her a ride home! |
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And make 1 that we can use as a lure. |
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I banged a Sasquatch last night. Didn't realize it was a Sasquatch until we got back to it's cave. I was too hopped up on mushrooms to care once I realized it was a Sasquatch. Woke up this morning next to Jim Jones, and I was wearing a condom....
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I need to hem some pants. Does this seem right?
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It's pretty high risk behavior for a tranny to not talk about his twig and berries prior to actually revealing his twig and berries.
Do you think you just give off that much of a safe vibe? Or is it a gay one? |
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Jim Jones. Are you serious?
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So is this your coming out thread?
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I had no idea it was that kinda place....
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It would seem so. |
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I fudge packed a tranny last night. And he asked do you mind dick with your ass. |
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congrats on the secks
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Fortunately this is something that will never be on my resume.
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If anyone here is a fan of Breaking Bad, there was a pretty funny minisode about Hank hooking up with a tranny on his wedding day.
I can't post links yet, but it's on Youtube: Breaking Bad - Minisode 2 (2009) VOSTFR - Wedding Day Worth a watch if you missed it. |
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But, it just goes to show that good marketing works. |
Are there any other plants in north America?
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I'm surprised that no one has made an Ultra Peanut/ Psychosis reference yet
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But what if its true and he actually just found a big swing? |
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How many more?
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Who bought dinner? |
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I'm assuming most american hippies believe the Subaru they buy is made at the Indiana plant... Though that may not be true(not sure what they put out), it's understandable.
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Was Scott Pioli in town? |
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Like I said, marketing. |
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Also, filter evasion in the title.
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Rain Man, always asking the important questions. |
Why didn't you cut the damn thing off?
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Jim Jones did. Coincidentally, he ordered salmon but the waitress brought him coq au vin. |
When I was bartending, I had older woman ask me to come home with her, and if her son, who was seated right next to her, could join in.
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Ever see the doom generation? |
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"too drunk and horny to care" doesn't mean "I was so wasted that I had no idea what was going on" I was fully aware of what was before me, and at that point had enough liquor in me and had blue balls to the point where I was going to screw this hot she/he regardless. |
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"You're gun is digging into my hip"
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The penis was revealed. THEN he went down on you, and AFTER that you butt ****ed him? You butt ****ed a man? And now you're telling everyone about it? This is definitely a coming out of the closet thread. The man had tits, but he's still a man. You had sex with a man, and you've already said you don't regret it. It's only a matter of time before you come completely out of the closet and start sucking every dick you can. :facepalm: |
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But I bet that wasnt her son. |
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just got the tranny's facebook link. cringing so fukin hard right now looking at these pics. looked way more passable last night. still probably looks better than most of the chicks ive banged recently, but obviously a man if you are looking at her through sober eyes.
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First she told me he thought I was cute. Then she started hitting on me, and when she got drunk, she got down to brass tax. |
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MFer had a 5'0clock shadow. It was Hilarious. Oh, and let's see the pics, f@g. |
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