Agreed. I don’t fawn over the tall, skinny blonde look like a lot of guys do. She’s got a pretty enough face, though.

I’d recommend “22” if you’re looking for something a little fun and upbeat. I’d recommend “Style” if you’re into slower songs where she flexes her vocals with a falsetto.

Like most modern music, it probably won’t blow you away, but she has certainly mastered the art of churning out the pop hits, which is respectable in my opinion. Plus, I believe they say she writes all of her own music.

True LMAO

And mullets. Don't forget the Tennessee Top Hat.

It's true, they do say that.

Taylor bout to have a bone bruise from Travis’ cock hitting the inside of her ribs

****in' Jabroni (Taylor's Version)

Good for Travis, but remember that her music is still for chicks and gay guys only.

Thanks. You called my bluff so now I'll actually have to listen to some songs.

I wonder what the title of her song is going to be after they break up.

"Hurtin' Knee and a Squirtin' Spree"

If Kelce is happy with that skanky ho, then I am happy for him.

Ahh HELLL NAH.

TWISTED, teach this foo'.

Move it in move it out, shove it in shove it out disco lady

https://youtu.be/qOPYn1l1pvw?si=cvqgBSVqNkP1P5yC

notch meet belt... Kelce rules.

YOU GOTTA FIGHT!

FOR YOUR RIGHT!

FOR PUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYY!

Twisted is gonna come in here and kick all your asses and imma enjoy every minute of it. Watch....any minute now.

You try to **** with T-Swift, you get the wrath of the Swifties, the most hardcore fan base on the internet.

Just like soccer.

aaannnnnny minute now.....

If she has as many sticking out of her as she has stuck in her, she would look like a porcupine, lol. Good for Kelce in all seriousness, what a life he gets to live.

I'd say theres a 0% chance this lasts any significant amount of time, but if he gets to smash her for a couple months its all win for Trav

Got another one, Twisted.

C'mon, baby.

Someone throw down a George Brett Statue right quick.

My girlfriend was a Swifty circa 2012 when he dropped her album Red so I know a bit more than most dudes in their 30s about T Swift.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

Wife and I were bored AF, getting high the other day.

So we flipped on YouTube and went through all of the most popular pop icons to see who's pulling in the views.

Going down memory lane there, it's amazing how many hit songs she has that you just straight up ****ing forget about.

BTW, according to our stoner research, the order as far as we can tell goes:

1. Beiber
2. Shakira
3. Swift
4. Eminem
5. Beyonce

Let's get it on

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That's a pretty high profile list of Eskimo Brothers.

I wonder if she ****ed one (or all) of the Haim sisters…..

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Oh, she's beautiful. But I like brunettes with big brown eyes and huge racks, and she's definitely not that. If I was Kelce I'd be on Joy Taylor like a cop on a donut.

Lasted about a minute. Not horrible or anything, but not for me.

This makes total sense, Taylor Swift is already a regular in Lawrence, KS as her best friend went to school there.


She'd join Chiefs Kingdom in a minute.




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the signs were there

Classy gal. If she ever went to Como she'd be stabbed by a homeless junkie within minutes.

Well....if Twisted wasn't preoccupied listening to his favorite playlist, "Swifty Jamz 2023" while preparing for tonight VMA's, he'd totally be in here kicking all your asses right now.

And i wouldn't stop him either.

You guys got lucky the VMA's are tonight.

I think Twisted needs to get in her just to kick your ass.

Why? Im no swifty hater. I'm all for team Swifty.

It's YOU guys who are gonna get his wrath.

You accused him of watching the VMAs. By the way, couldn't help but notice you were right about them being today.

Taylor Swift gonna be there tonight....gotta wonder if Kelce will be in the building.....

Just gonna leave these here.....

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Was wondering the same. Would explain this story breaking today.

If he is then it's official: We're getting a Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce break up album.

And you know what? Im going to listen to it too. HA.

This must’ve been what caused the knee injury. Girls weaken the knees next thing you know you have a hyperextension.

Taylor Swift is the biggest musician in the world and i wouldn't recognize her voice if it came over my TV speakers.


Am i the boomer now?

I give her credit for writing her own music. Which for the most part seems to be a lost skill for artists these days.

It all sounds like the same song with a few exceptions.. Can't stand her music but she seems like a good person..

Turn up your hearing aides, Gramps!

Go back a couple posts and watch that vid of her, while imagining her porn face as she's getting pounded.

Better or worse than bro country??

https://youtu.be/FY8SwIvxj8o?si=-IsONN8G8O_bWSN4

Am I really watching Taylor Swift win a VMA music award? Just did. Didn’t see Trav.

I don't know, Detoxing. I just celebrate her entire catalogue and think she's a real sweetheart. In a battle royale with the Cardi-Bees (shout out Ms Detoxing) and Minajettes and Swifties, I'm throwing down with the latter.

But if you don't find her attractive? I can kinda see that. She's not quite my cup of tea either.

But she's definitely the classiest woman Kelce has pulled and would be a good influence on him. And if she helps the Chiefs, I'm all for it.

And Fraz, thank you for being cooler in this thread. It's noted and appreciated, old fella.

same, the only thing I've ever seen her do was that clip on that award show where Kayne West ran up on the stage screaming that beyonce had the best video of all time.

Ahem...You mean Bardi Gang (Cardi B) and The Barbs (Nikki Minaj).

Swifty is fine, but if you ever try to rep The Barbs my wife will probably send a severed kitten head to your door.

Lol, im not playing either.

We're on the west coast so the VMA's havent started yet. But my wife will be hate-watching tonight because it's being hosted by Nikki Minaj.

How do you get Kelce on a reasonable contract?

He dates one of the richest women in the world. I think its perfect!

Gisele is worth 400m.

At the end of the fiscal year Taylor Swift will be a billionaire if she isn't already. And that's just guessing by earnings but her dad makes a living in investing so something tells me she's crazy wealthy.

Joy Taylor could get it. She’s on the older side and unmarried, though, so I’d imagine there’s something wrong with her. I’ve also noticed that her weight seems to fluctuate a lot. Possible red flag there.

Did you try 22 or Style?

You ain't nothin but a travador

Braggin all the time

You ain't good lookin, you're a travador

Braggin all the time

You'll never MVP

And you ain't the tightest end

If Jackson is a fan he’s probably in heaven right now

She sure looks good in the pictures/clips I've seen. But I don't exactly pay attention to what she does. Don't even know what show she's on these days. Always looked hot as hell though. Just saying she's right in my dream woman wheelhouse, and Taylor Swift isn't.

Style, I think. That's just not my kind of music. I'm a child of the 70s.

And again, get off my lawn.

More interested in Travidore’s knee injury. Hope he can shake it off.

Guy I went to high school with was the main love interest in one of her earlier music videos.

He didn't play because he had a sore dick.

Whatever, If he is NOT ****ING the shit out of her this post is WORTHLESS!

olivia rodrigo is hotter and makes better music. she's mahomes and taylor is brady.

LOL at the people saying they haven't heard any Taylor Swift songs. She has been pumping out music for 15 years or so.

Wonder if her music will suffer for this, after Kelce gets done with there’s gonna be an echo…

I don't know the Kiss army is a pretty rough group I'm telling you.

Didn’t Travis just announce his pending marriage to the long time off and on girlfriend, Nicole?

Have they already broke up again?

Obligatory, is that you BRC?

They broke up like a year ago.

She’s pregnant with his kid. So if they were broken up at the time it was a Netflix and chill thing?

Internet says 6 months ago. How many times have they broke up and got back together?

Not into pop music and Swift but if it brings her fans along it’s just more popularity for our favorite football team.

Maybe. But are we sure that's not Josh Allen's kid? He's a serial impregnator, ya know?

Yeah I think the whole kid thing is bullshit.

Not sure were you are hearing she is pregnant. I tried to find anything on that. Only thing I saw was his ex talking about being single and childless.

I wonder if Trav requests to be alone on Friday night?

Yeah, so what? I primarily like rock, and the advent of grunge was the death of rock, and that was over 30 years ago now. So that's 30+ years of me listening to stuff that's 30+ years old and almost nothing else. I couldn't name a song by Justin Bieber, either. The only Lady Gaga songs I know are from A Star Is Born or the new Top Gun movie. And when it comes to most of the popular singers now, I don't even know their ****ing names. And I'm fine with that.

I've probably heard some of her songs in passing at one time or another, but paid no attention to them. I just filter that stuff out. Also, my hearing sucks. That helps, too.

He doesn't need her. Focus on football man. We'd probably already have a dynasty if Patrick stayed away from Brittnaaay.

Women make you weak theory?

I am interested in your theory that Brittney make us lose those two AFCCGs and the Bucs SB

You’re a ****ing moron. Jesus Christ.

Wat