How do I date a guy at my work without my co workers finding out?

Tell him you'll suck his dick somewhere besides work !

Forgot I took several anti inflammatory pills today. Rolled my ankle the other day at work.
Went and picked up my kid from work. On the way home I decided to fart at a red light.
Oppps!!!!
That was the longest 4 mile ride ever.
Now I have a rolled ankle and shat shorts.

Have a great and poop free day people

Party City had a cute little setup that I saw today

See

I only peed but it was a peaceful little P

By the way sorry about the picture if it's showing up sideways for you all I'll get it corrected when I get home

Just bought a modest position in the company. (PRTY: NYSE) Once word gets out that SR used one of their restrooms, the stock is going to skyrocket. Thanks SR. You’re the bestest EVA!

I'll second this. Kohl's is the most pleasant shit out of any of the department store shitteries.

The color of the floor leaves an ambiance that relaxes the bowels for a quick and clean drop
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One time I took a shit at Popeyes. The toilet was broken and didn’t flush. There was already some in there but I had no choice. That bitch was well above the water by the time I got done.

Chicken tenders were great as usual tho.

Are you not tall enough to use the sink?
People have to clean that shit up, you know.
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Beautiful looking spot to take a shit, SR

BRB, I'm leaving my house to go find the nearest Kohl's to shit in.

Thank you!!!

Seems like an appropriate place to put this.

https://www.kake.com/story/46513185/...dle-of-a-store

Did u moan when you wiped your ass?

Bitch mixed up some dingleberries
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She, and I am using that term loosely here, was just trying poodazzle the wigs.

Who doesn't????

It was nice getting to the thread so fast all I did was typed 'shat' and my cache handled the rest and then it was just a quick click!

Anyhow I find myself stranded out in the wild having to poo again and I'm near Kohl's if there's any drastic changes in the decor or shape I will be sure to send updated photos!!

The shape of the restroom or the shape of your poop?

If you travel in China, there are no toilet bowls in many places.

Just a small porcelain hole in the floor.

You need to practice your squat and shit technique long before arrival or you will make a ****ing mess all over including your clothes.

It is an art form. You need to squat REAL LOW.

It went away. I think I'm good on waiting till I get home thankfully

Sounds like a shit hole of a country.

I'm taking a poop in my home bathroom right now! I'm thinking of some improvements I could implement. Heated toilet seat perhaps? Relaxing low volume pooping music?

SR, could Billay use the Kohl’s bathroom to suck off a tranny if he’s in a pinch or is he better off doing that in an Uber?

OP is gayfer

I have some Kohls cash laying around. Yeah, sorry about the humble brag. Should pry go take a shit there see what all the hype is about.

I thought that's what Walgreens was for???

Everthing is Kohlsher.

I don't normally post from my phone but I just type in 'shat' and it takes me directly to this thread through my cache, anyhow check out this little number at a Mediterranean restaurant in Johns Creek Georgia gorgeous Ensemble don't you guys think?

It looks/seems nice!

How did it smell?

It's funny you ask they had a masculine cologne scented hand soap it was really nice and distinguished again funny you ask. It's like the Twilight Zone rn!!!

It doesn’t show the shitters, Red
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How is SR not dating one of the Kardashians? Sexy posh bastard! :grouphug:

My favorite place to shit other than my own work is probably HyVee. The one in Overland Park has its own individual stalls and it’s magnificent. It’s quiet, the wood doors are bulky. You can even have sex in there if that’s your style. But I prefer a nice quiet peaceful shit in a individual stall at HyVee. Glorious.

Anyone ever came at a retailer?

Macy's. Twice.

Mannequin was ****in' the right way.

Why do they call it a Mannequin? Is it a he-she?

SR where do you stand on those turbo charged hand dryers in public bathrooms? I despise them, myself. I'd rather walk out with wet hands than use those things.

KOHL'S FOLKS!! LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Ok...so...I'm afraid to ask but I need to know how do you not make toilet contact. Not that there's a problem in there but in case you need to shat in someplace less sanitary...?

Oh, and btw, I'm really tempted to make this a sticky thread.

Yes please!!

How many Imagine Dragons songs do you hear on average at each Kohls trip?

Target has some nice bathrooms.

So does Love's Travel Centers.

Whatever It Takes

Incredibly inviting

Anyone shat at a Macy's or Nordstrom's or Saks Fifth Avenue recently?

Wondering how nice those high end places terlets are.

Sigh of relief as I scroll down and see it's only a picture of the sinks.

I could poop AND jack off in that beaut!!!

Whoaa...... which sink did you poop in

Offer still stands

Two cheeseburgers at Culver’s, and I can release my bowels quite peacefully in that scenario.
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Toilet ring wrappershttps://www.webstaurantstore.com/ima...13/1916269.jpg
Also known as butt stickers.

Now I want you all to look at this cute little rig!

Can somebody follow the URL I'm driving on 285 rn

http://poetreecafe.com/?utm_source=g...edium=referral

Does it look like the decor transitions okay from the bathroom to the dining room, seems like a seamless Decor Style!!!...?

God sakes man don't do something foul in there, it's a place that keeps a Poetree.

Sign me up for the "Dumpling Kalgooksoo."

I'm pooping right now!!! I'd like to wire in some soft volume background music to the light switch. Maybe a dimmer switch for the lights. Very relaxing.

cute little setup!

Goldberg's deli Marietta Georgia

Something I posted in another thread:


I should have mentioned it in the Simply Red thread, but last Friday morning I pooped at Target and it was wonderful! The place was very clean, smelled nice, had fresh rolls of TP, and the stall had ample room to manuver. However, it was at 8:30 in the morning, so it had probably just been cleaned and hadn't been used much yet. A late afternoon visit may yield less than desireable results. I do give my experience there a 10/10 though - would poop again.

ass gasket

Thank u!

Tried to take o poop at Khol's today, but they were closed for the holiday. I thought about pooping on the sidewalk, but then I remembered I don't live in California, so just pooped at home instead.

Some thoughts:

1. I'm pretty sure I lost 2lbs at least unleashing this beast.
2. My exhaust fan sounds nice.
3. When trying to flush the first time, the poop didn't even move. I was afraid I broke my toilet. Made some progress on the second flush. The 3rd flush finished it off.
4. A complete and total clean breaker!

Frank Clark gots to be giving Kirk Cousins a run for his Kohl's Cash given his Chron's and all.

Now here I am, in the office bathroom again.
There I am, up on my crown
Here I go, bout to drop a load
There I go, flush it down.

Hall of Classics nomination

I have never taken a shit at Kohl's



I've only been there I think once and didn't need to take a shit.

This forum is severely lacking a good dose of off-season Simply Red.:(

If you’re in Kohl’s, you make yourself shit.
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Sometimes I go to Kohls not really knowing why and after a minute or two of walking around realize I need to drop some dumpage

It always feels good to drop a Ubeja Vontell at Kohls

Fixed

I shat in my bed last nighr.

Maybe I should call Johnny Depp

I urinated at the Simi Valley Wal-Mart this morning.

The restroom was relatively clean, I would give it about a 6.5 out of 10. I didn't notice anything erroneous...like a random pubic hair on the wall for example.

When I was mid stream, I noticed an individual flushed in one of the stalls. I'm assuming it was a #2, as there was a faint odor of feces in the air. Also, this individual neglected to wash their hands. Obviously, if that was an employee it would be contrary to company policy...but most likely it was a customer. I'm hoping I didn't finger any product that he touched with his unsanitary hands.

Otherwise it was a relatively good experience. There was some random graffiti etched into the urinal. I really don't understand why you would mark your gang territory on a urinal or toilet, but then again I'm not in a street gang.

Wal-Mart
255 Cochran St
Simi Valley, CA 93065

Thank u for the review

Title: A Memorable Experience: Pooping in Kohl's

Rating: ★★★★☆

Review:

If you're searching for an unforgettable adventure, look no further than the unique experience of pooping in Kohl's. While it may not be the first thing that comes to mind when thinking about retail destinations, sometimes life surprises us with unexpected twists. And let me assure you, pooping at Kohl's is an adventure like no other.

Firstly, let's address the ambiance. Kohl's, known for its well-designed stores and pleasant shopping atmosphere, sets the stage for an unconventional bathroom experience. The cleanliness and maintenance of their facilities are generally commendable, creating a comfortable environment for your bathroom needs. However, one should bear in mind that unexpected situations can occur, much like my own encounter.

Now, onto the main event—the bathroom itself. It's important to note that my experience may not be representative of every Kohl's location, but it did add a unique chapter to my life's story. Picture this: entering the restroom and finding chaos reigning supreme. While it may seem daunting at first, it's a testament to the resilience of both the store and its patrons. In such moments, one learns to adapt and make the most of the situation.

Embarking on my mission, I discovered that amidst the tumultuous mess, there was a silver lining. Finding a spot of relative cleanliness and conquering the challenges posed by a distressed toilet bowl became a personal triumph. It taught me resilience, resourcefulness, and a deep appreciation for the everyday heroes who tirelessly work to maintain order and cleanliness in public spaces.

To my surprise and relief, the efforts of the janitor did not go unnoticed. Witnessing their swift response and dedication to restoring order was truly remarkable. It's a testament to the unseen efforts of those who work behind the scenes, ensuring that our experiences remain pleasant and enjoyable.

While this may not be the conventional way to review a bathroom experience, it highlights the importance of empathy and gratitude. In the end, pooping in Kohl's became a lesson in resilience, an unexpected adventure that turned into a remarkable story to share with friends and family.

So, if you ever find yourself in an unexpected predicament while shopping at Kohl's, remember to approach it with an open mind and a sense of adventure. Embrace the unexpected, learn from the experience, and appreciate the unsung heroes who work diligently to keep our surroundings clean and pleasant. And who knows, it might just become a story worth sharing for years to come.

So much love for CP. :thumb:

DROB shat at SoFi Stadium today. Ran backwards into the toilet after wiping and tore his scrotum. Will see a specialist on Monday.

ROFLDon’t know wtf this means butROFL
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