Fisting seems nice. Very classy.

Test came back negative :hail:

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13 days total. The first four were great we spent a lot of time together, then she went to work at her second job, and saw her ex, left with him, and spent the final ten days lying about having not spoke to him, ****ing him, and being distant and distasteful around me. I asked her even when she said she wanted a real relationship, Are you ****ing sure? Are you positive you're not going to change your mind tomorrow or later this week? she said absolutely not. lmao got outta there.. unfortunately that means I am currently homeless.

Find you a hog rebound to shack up with until you get back on your feet, Joey.

So, I, uh, have some news. I'm not getting married. However, I did take a home pregnancy test two days ago that came up positive. Appointment with OB/GYN later this month to make sure, find out how long, etc. No caffeine, no drinking, more water, same exercise, started a prenatal multivitamin... Being pregnant after age 35 can prove to be more difficult. I guess we'll see.

Not interested in abortion?

No. We 're both excited (and super nervous). We were going to start trying next year (I'm not getting any younger). I've just had some "symptoms" that had me wondering, so I got one and took both tests that came in it. He's already gone to the library and checked out a couple of books...lol. We've learned that those who have been on BC for a while can sometimes show a false positive, so we're not making any major announcements until after my appointment.

Congratulations, luv.

Think about naming the little one ThaVirus. It's got a nice ring to it.

I have a girl's name picked out that I like, but we haven't even started on names yet. One step at a time...lol.

Wow, congrats.

Good ****ing Christ GifHorse. Don't be crass.

We're you on the pill?

HELL YEAH HE DID

(Congrats, though, if the appointment confirms it! Even if it turns out to be a negative, the two of you will be a hell of a lot more knowledgeable on the topic when you're ready to go for it. :thumb:)

Yeah, except mine for last month got stolen out of my car. I went ahead and just waited until this month instead of trying to get more for last month.

How Luv Got Her Groove Back

Wow, congratulations Luv!

You are a waste of space, GoChiefs.

Good luck with everything!

Sweet trap you set there

Congrats and GL

It's really ****ed up that our society has been set up such that people shouldn't be parents until their 30s but biology dictates that women have optimal fertility and newborn health for like a ten year window starting in the mid-to-late teen years.

In the unlikely outcome of me getting linked with a lady my age in the next two years, I'mma have the awkward suggestion that we snowflake some embryos to stave off the risk of birth defects because I have no business being a parent until I'm luv's age.

And he totally fell for it....

Don't make me sound too old...lol. I'm 38. There are risks, but the percentages are pretty small at this point.

Keep your values to yourself.

No, I don't think I will. What you said was stupid and callous, even if in jest.

Congrats!

Only because of your narrow-minded values. Abortion is an option for many in the case of accidental pregnancy.

Let's all not go there. M'kay?

:LOL:

Congrats Luv. However it turns out. :]

When they told me I was high risk because of my age, I'm sure my "no ****ing way," was heard in the lobby.

Everything will be fine. The hard part is over. :). Congratulations, it's pretty much the best feeling in the world and I know you'll enjoy every second of it.

And it was clear from luv's post to which you responded with your stupidity and callousness that she didn't intend to abort.

OK. Have a GREAT DAY.

You too, prick!

Not generally when the couple is in a long-term relationship and the reaction is "we are so excited!"

Gender prediction?

You plant the seed SR?

meeting a woman who is sure in what she wants is such a rarity.

got offered from a friend to be a bachelor at an auction for charity lol. Not sure if i want to do it. The lucky woman/shebeast gets a drink and a dance lol.

RobB is goin hoggin fellas

Thanks all. I was going to start a thread, but, like I said, we're hoping that my appointment later this month tells us is was not a false positive. Once we find out when we're due, we'll be making a bigger announcement.

We just need the date of your last period please.
So we, well... I, can poke you with cracked nipples and episiotomy stories.

If it is still positive after the doc visit, congrats luv.

Luv's appointment isn't until later this month.

Milf hunting seems nice

For you older guys. What do you do when a woman you loved with all your heart informs you that she is seeing someone else? :(

find some sleazy bitch to bang

In my experience, they normally drive by my house multiple times a week. Flip shit about it to everyone who will listen. Make shit up to make themselves feel better. Cry. Call her crying. Post hilarious desperate shit on her facebook page. Use the kids as a way to see her. Cry some more. Beg like there's no tomorrow. Make empty threats. Stalk her. Drive by my house some more. Repeat any or all of the above until something changes.

The one time it happened to me I crawled in a cave for a couple months and came out leaner and meaner and slayed ass for a year or two, including hers, until life went on. Good luck with your journey!

It don't help much. But thanks. I'm so depressed. I'm not going to do any of that but get drunk. Which doesn't help but get more depressed.

Were you married alanm? Kids?

Feel better bud

Sorry man...nobody deserves to feel that way. It will be tough, but here's my advice: go begin work on that thing that you've been wanting to do. Go bulk up, go lose weight, take a class in that thing, whatever. Give yourself reason to believe again that you're the ****ing man despite the unfortunate shit that you've been put through.

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Canofbier has it. Just focus on you, as cliché as it sounds.

Work and stack some paper. Work out. Find things to occupy your free time. Learn to be comfortable alone again.

It'll hurt for a long time and you'll think about her often but, after some time, one day you'll wake up and realize you've moved on.

good question, my wife just left me out of the blue so i feel ya. Gym is a good friend.

My roommate's girlfriend just left him as well. Apparently she just said she wasn't happy anymore. Bam. Four years down the drain.

Love hurts.

Ding Ding Ding. And you'll still think about her from time to time. That's just how it is. But always think back to how you're feeling now.

rather work on it, which in retrospect is probably an easy fix if a little patience and work is put into the mix.. they rather leave and do it all over again.. the art of loving falling in love

I'm kinda dreading this day aswell, I've been with the same chick since I was 16 (21 now) we are still going good but Shit people
Change everyday so who knows

Yep. We touched on that a bit in the "open bar wedding" thread.

Women like to be made to feel special. They want that fairy tale they've read about their entire lives. They're entitled little bitches that think themselves princesses.

be on your toes my friend.. thats all i gotta say

add into the fact that some have daddy issues *mine* then that shit is astronomical in the level of illogical actions and choices.

Oh, that's prime "wake up one day and call the whole thing off" age, too. Chicks that age are trying to find out who the **** they are. As much as they don't like to admit it, they crave strange D. Watch out for your cornhole, bud.

Jk.. Love her and love her hard. Leave nothing to regret. It's a great feeling, to be in love.

How long were you guys married? Got an my li'l Blakes running around?

would be 3 this year in two months..and one. Been separated almost a year and zero contact *i stopped tryin to talk to her since april* and she seems to be in no rush of papers cause i've heard not a peep from her.

Sorry to say but the deck is stacked against you. It may work out great (and I hope it does), but it's more difficult to have a lasting relationship when it starts off that young. At 16 you don't know who you are yet. Hell, at 21 you probably still don't. You're still growing, maturing, and gaining life experience.

Going to have to agree as strongly as I can here. In the modern world this is what I would call a recipe for disaster. As sweet as the fairytale of you two being together forever might be. The reality is she probably has dudes hitting her up left and right online and in person. Curiosity, due to the sheer number of options, almost always wins out. It's gotta be tough on you also.

I'd tell any dude to have fun and date different girls during his 20s and look to lock something down at 30-40 that is 5-10 years younger than you. There is an unbelievable power shift when you turn thirty that is worth waiting for and if you take care of yourself, build a career, and live in a larger city you will have all the power.

Take it from a late thirties dude who just got asked for my number by a 23 year old last week.

Be careful with that. Last year my GF of 8 years decided she wanted to end things, I coped by getting drunk every night to feel better. Mornings got worse and worse, 4 months later I was being checked into rehab and pretty much on suicide watch.

Keep telling yourself that she doesn't want you anymore and there's nothing you can do to change that. Nothing at all. Think back to all the little signs that she was pulling away, they were probably invisible back then but clearer now. If you don't accept that its over and that you are now a single man, you will just torture yourself (that was my biggest mistake).

Make a list of all the things she did to treat you badly or that you didn't like about her. In your case, obsess on the fact that she didn't even have the integrity to break up with you first, she cheated on you instead. Replace the longing and flow of good memories with anger and bad memories.

Get out and meet people - not just women and not just for sex/relationships. Just get some friends. They are invaluable.

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Also, block her on everything, especially "instant" communication like texting and facebook (those make it way too easy to send something one of you doesn't truly mean).

She will likely come back when times are tough, but not for you, just for the familiar support.

Sorry to hear that, hombre.

Why is it that men are so much worse at dealing with breakups? Probably because we don't talk about our emotions as openly. We're more likely to internalize everything.

I was reading the other day that suicide rates for men are something like 3:1 as opposed to the rates for women. We joke around about pussification here on the Planet but maybe we should pussify our culture a bit more in certain aspects. There shouldn't be anything wrong with a man expressing his feelings and emotions. Sometimes a good cry is just what you need.

Good luck man. For me, that chick married my best friend ~6 months after we split. Thank god I was able to use the buffet of girls at college to cope or I might have went the KC Native route. The guys who knocked them up were the only ones to survive the flip that switches in their heads in their early 20s, and that was probaly mostly because they couldn't afford to run away and guys with money at that age weren't interested in dealing with their heathens. Many of them are finally calling it quits now that they're in their 30s though, so who knows.

Fun world we live in.

Dad always said, "Tell'em all you love'em, but don't get married until after 30!" LMAO

I can't speak to the whole suicide thing, but the theory I have is that women deal with breakups better because they can get attention without trying. Its tough for a man to get rejected by someone close to them and then go risk it again with a stranger. Women however can go out and have someone flirt with them just for being there. It might not lead to love or sex, but it reminds them that they have options. You don’t see the guys who get all the girls moping over a breakup very long, and women without a ton of options take breakups as bad as anyone.

In my case I like to blame the booze and the hope that the relationship wasn't over yet. Once I was sober for a few days I realized how idiotic I was being.

Booze will never you bro. And it doesn't ever ask for child support or alimony.

Yes and no. Women attempt suicide like 3 to one towards men last i looked. Men were twice as likely to do it.

basically women do it for attention.

So do men.

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She's allready texting but I'm not responding.