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Zebedee DuBois 03-04-2024 08:57 AM

Recently watched it on AppleTV.
It was ploddingly slow. There were several references to his charisma - yet there was nothing shown that gave any evidence of that. Instead, it was uncharismatic.
The visuals were good.

Easy 6 03-04-2024 04:52 PM

Its frankly amazing just how bad this thing bombed, a Joaquin Phoenix and Ridley Scott historical epic couldn't miss, right?

The only couple of generally positive reviews I've seen are here on CP, what a massive bomb

lawrenceRaider 03-04-2024 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by mr. tegu (Post 17426824)
Finally got around to this one. It was not very good at all.

Total snooze fest.

With a decent editor, it could have been better.

MarkDavis'Haircut 03-06-2024 09:53 AM

How do you make Napoleon boring?

Fat Elvis 03-10-2024 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MarkDavis'Haircut (Post 17429683)
How do you make Napoleon boring?

You make him Josephine's simp and have that be the focus of the movie....

I watched it last night, and kept checking to see how soon it would be over.

Frazod 03-10-2024 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat Elvis (Post 17435068)
You make him Josephine's simp and have that be the focus of the movie....

I watched it last night, and kept checking to see how soon it would be over.

Figures. Gotta love woke Hollywood. Behind every great man is a woman who either (a) actively conspires against him, or (b) has his balls in her purse. Is "purse" still an acceptable word, or should I call it a "utilitarian handbag"? I'd hate to offend anyone.

As far as this movie goes, in the past I'd have been chomping at the bit to see a sweeping, historical epic done by Ridley Scott. But I thought the trailers were awful. Phoenix's bland, bored expression never altered. A bad sign borne out by the overwhelmingly negative reactions.

Also, **** the French.

DJ's left nut 03-10-2024 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat Elvis (Post 17435068)
You make him Josephine's simp and have that be the focus of the movie....

I watched it last night, and kept checking to see how soon it would be over.

{sigh}

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 17010835)
I know. But it's famous because Napoleon's exploits OUTSIDE of it are famous. Stand-alone, it's just another tryst.

So don't let it become the central tenant of a biopic.

If it's a movie about Napoleon, make it about Napoleon. Don't make it about Napoleon's relationship...oh, and there was a revolution and a couple battles and stuff...

Scott's usually pretty good about not overdoing that sort of thing, but the trailer makes me wonder.


mr. tegu 03-10-2024 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 17435248)
{sigh}


Haha that’s remarkably accurate. Guessing you didn’t see it?

alanm 03-16-2024 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Fat Elvis (Post 17435068)
You make him Josephine's simp and have that be the focus of the movie....

I watched it last night, and kept checking to see how soon it would be over.

I streamed it. I shut it down about half way thru it. I couldn't take it anymore. I can't believe how shitty that movie was.

BigRedChief 03-17-2024 09:53 AM

They ****ed this movie up big time. Phoenix and Scott historical epic movie, how could you fail?

It was so damn slow. Napoleon's life should give you enough material to make a kick ass movie. Scott made some bad choices. Could have been an epic movie.

KCUnited 03-17-2024 05:48 PM

Couldn’t hold my attention

*content spending the rest of the month watching future entry level employees chuck up bricks for their school of choice

svistop 03-24-2024 12:22 PM

Not a bad film. I watched it not long ago


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