Hope your kid is okay, O.

Pick forthcoming.

The Washington Redskins select Kenny Allen, P, Michigan.

Here is the Redskins haul draft the 2017 Saccopoo CP Mock Draft;

1)(17) - Jabrill Peppers, S, Michigan
2)(49) - Raekwon McMillan, LB, OSU
3)(81) - Taylor Moton, OL, WMU
4)(114) - Demontae Kazee, CB, SDSU
4)(123) - Amara Darboh, WR, Michigan
5)(154) - Howard Wilson, CB, Houston
6)(201) - Josh Dobbs, QB, Tennessee
6)(209) - Stevie Tu'ikolovatu, DL, USC
7)(220) - Aaron Jones, RB, UTEP
7)(235) - Kenny Allen, P, Michigan

The one pick I'd do differently would be to take Wormley instead of McMillan in the second round. After the McMillan pick they signed FA LB Zach Brown.

As always thanks to everyone for participating in this endeavor.

The Tennessee Titans select, Chad Williams, WR, Grambling State

Could be a steal small school WR with tremendous talent.

With the 237th pick in the 2017 CP Mock Draft,

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers select Vince Biegel, LB, Wisconsin

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Well, I was planning on selecting between two other positions with this last pick, but Tampa does really need a SAM and I was surprised to see that Biegel was still available when I was putting in my pick. I was negligent at center but my guess is the guy I was going to draft here will make it to UDFA so I'll justify it to myself that way. otherwise I'm pretty happy with what I came away with for Tampa. I do wish I had takenMarcus Williams in the third, I guess my brain didn't even register that he actually made it to my pick there.

Well shit; I missed that Denver still had a pick in the middle here; I hadn't done much figuring I'd have till the back of the draft. Stand by; gotta figure some shit out.

Wow didn't realize he was still there great pick

The Broncos should've signed Ryan Clady so they could draft David Njoku and stayed the hell out of this OT class, but since Elway sat ass all off-season and left a gaping hole in the area that could easily be the weakest in the entire draft class, he was left scrambling and never really hit the sweet spot on the TE in this class.

So he's going to have to gamble on a raw, looks like Tarzan and plays like Jane kind of player - the Broncos select Darrell Daniels, TE, Washington.

Just a hell of an athlete but may never have the 'good weight' or desire to be a real TE; more of a red-zone kind of #2 TE and pure pass catching threat. Though in today's NFL, somebody like that can get quite a few useful snaps.

A disappointing 'settle' at such a deep position in this year's draft, but still a lot of raw talent to work with here.

Yea same here. I thought he was already gone.

Hopefully Dorsey and Co. show up to the draft with a spreadsheet.

Sometimes I feel that by the 7th round, they're doing the same shit we are.

"Oh hell, I haven't looked at this thing in 3 days and everyone I can remember actually being good has been gone for 15 picks. Uh...who ran fast? Or is plummeting because he punched a nun? Let's take one of them..."

Lol yep. I picked my fast running nun puncher 5 picks ago xD

When I was researching Davenport I remembered Wheeler (crazy) and Sharpe (blind).

So when picks came up later and my board had been picked clean, I just went to verify that crazy and blind were who I thought they were and made the pick.

I'd have gone back and found "shitty 3-cone" had he not been taken. I pretty much just vaguely recall scrap heap players that I moved on from for some reason or another and see if they're still bouncing around.

It's funny that I was gonna take Williams and now news that he's having a workout with chiefs.

CP collusion

Awful. As a TE?

Easily the worst pick in the entire draft.

New England's celebrity draft picker is about to enter the room.

SHOW US YER TITS!!!!

For New England's final pick, our celebrity draft picker will make the pick remotely via the World Wide Web. A faculty member at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and a fellow at Harvard, he is not formally a citizen of Boston, but we're the Patriots so we don't really care about following the rules. This fellow is widely recognized in Boston as the third-most accomplished denizen of Massachusetts after Brady and Belichick.

We bring you, Tim Berners-Lee, the man without whom this mock draft would not be possible!

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In response to popular demand, he will also be accompanied by the New England Patriots cheerleading squad.

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Berners-Lee unbuttons his shirt, but finds this to be an odd request.

Berners-Lee types in the following:

"With the 7-239 pick in the 2017 annual NFL player selection process, the New England Patriots select..."

Then the cheerleaders step in with a sexy dance number. This takes a few moments. Berners-Lee waits patiently for them to finish, realizing that his invention will likely allow him to see most of them naked at some point. He smiles.

"The New England Patriots select Lorenzo Jerome, S, St. Francis."

The cheerleaders do several high kicks and Berners-Lee smiles knowingly.

New England really should have drafted that Buchanan kid from Miami (OH) on the offensive line, but we have the luxury of having no needs given Tom Brady's holy presence on the field. So we drafted a low-risk, high-reward player who could potentially be a playmaker for us.

New England had no picks in the first two rounds, so we were a bit challenged on high-impact picks. Nonetheless, we're happy that we filled some key areas: pass rush specialists, a potential 1st down running back, safety help to build for the future, and some help in the receiving game.

72. New England - Rain Man, S Josh Jones
96. New England - Rain Man, Cooper Kupp, WR, Eastern Washington
131. New England (from Seattle) - Rain Man - James Conner, RB, Pittsburgh
163. New England (from Denver) - Rain Man - Ejuan Price, LB, Pittsburgh
183. New England - Rain Man - Ifeadi Odenigbo, DE, Northwestern
200. New England (from Indianapolis) - Rain Man - Cole Hikutini, TE, Louisville
239. New England (from Detroit) - Rain Man - Lorenzo Jerome, S, St. Francis

Can we get this over with boys? We completely stalled

As a final shoutout to my friend Saccopoo, the Miami Dolphins select Harvey Langi, ILB, Brigham Young.

RIP my friend.

I was kind of hoping we could add some more rounds. Maybe go up to 12 like they did back in the 70s or so.

I like the cut of your jib, sir.

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It was a need pick that I've never seen play live.

Trusting Mike Mayocks eyes on this pick. He has him rated as his 5th best OT.

Trust me, I wanted to go in another direction, but supply and demand dictated that pick.

I'm going to go ahead and assume that O.City would like some help on his Giants pick as well. Who wants to make the pick?

I'll also notify that staylor that he's on the clock

Giants could still use basically any defender save outside corner or strong safety. Can't pick, driving

PM please

The New York Giants select Delano Hill, FS, Michigan

Sending PM to Ash

Thanks! Allowed me to save my guy so Pittsburgh would hopefully have a shot at him :D

I aim to please

There was a guy maybe two years ago who organized a preference-choice system of UDFAs following our mock. It seemed like a lot of work, but it was kind of interesting.

I think the problem was a lot of it was based on luck, since your ability to select your guy came down to whether or not you played the market correctly. If you really wanted an undrafted kicker, and your team didn't have a first dibs spot, you'd have to rank the kicker above some really good players that you would prefer to have instead of the kicker.

Also, not everybody submitted a list, so some teams got UDFAs while others just had nothing. And some guys had UDFAs that everybody had already picked, so they ended up with like, one guy

The Houston Texans select Matt Dayes, RB, NC State.

Indianapolis Colts:

1(15)- Haason Reddick, LB, Temple
2 (46)- Kevin King, CB, Washington
3 (80)- Demarcus Walker, DE, Florida State
4 (121)- Marcus Maye, Safety, Florida
4 (137)- Jeremy McNichols, RB, Boise State
4 (144)- Adam Bisnowaty, OT, Pittsburgh
5 (158)- Carroll Phillips, OLB, Illinois

Overall, I think Ballard had a pretty solid debut draft which will allow them to take over the division finally. Wanted to grab more OL, but felt there was too much value at the picks I went with.

OL needy teams are definitely kind of sunk this year. It doesn't help that the Colts haven't even touched OL in free agency, so Andrew Luck may just have to try to survive one more year until he has a season where his head does not get taken off.

That's a pretty solid draft. I have a feeling we're going to be saying that to a lot of drafters this year.

Houston Texans:

1 (25)- Garett Bolles, OT, Utah
2 (57)- Davis Webb, QB, California
3 (89)- Carlos Watkins, DL, Clemson
4 (130)- Anthony Walker, ILB, Northwestern
4 (142)- Josh Reynolds, WR, Texas A&M
5 (169)- Jonnu Smith, TE, FIU
7 (243) Houston- Matt Dayes, RB, NC State

As I was drafting this team I was pretty discouraged of how my picks were going because I felt they were more need-based than BPA, but overall now that I'm looking at it I'm liking it more than I thought I would. Bolles is going to be huge for them and Webb could be a guy O'Brien would like to use. Wish I would've pulled the trigger on a true NT earlier but I think Watkins can be pretty versatile among that line.

I wouldnt be surprised, soooooo much talent in this draft. Would be hard for a team to go without landing at least one multiyear starter this year. I keep trying to tell my buddies about it, but they're still going to be shocked at some of the names available day 3.

Ok last pick made the


Tennessee Titans Draft:

Jonathan Allen, DE, Alabama

Zach Cunningham , ILB, Vanderbilt

Tanoh Kpassagnon, DE, Villanova

Eddie Jackson, S/CB, Alabama

Stacy Coley, WR, Miami

Brendan Langley, CB Lamar

Ricky Seals-Jones , WR / TE Texas A&M

Chad Williams, WR Grambling State

Overall I like my draft some players were picked right before my picks. Which sent me scrambling but the overall potential and promises of this class if off the charts.

I did a good and shitty job for the Broncos, if that makes you feel any better.

I really like my 3rd round for them (love Jaleel Johnson) but am pretty unimpressed otherwise. Probably jumped the gun on Jones; just didn't take into proper account how deep the CB class was.

For a draft as deep as this one is, my Broncos haul is going to end up at C- or worse on further reflection.

The Oakland Raiders select Dan Skipper, OT, Arkansas

Pm please

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We all wait with bated breath to see which training camp scrub will be fake selected by KC!

The Kansas City Chiefs select Austin Rehkow, punter/kicker, Idaho

This is definetly an outside the box type of pick I'm comfortable making at the tail end of the whole draft.

This kid is a damn good punter that had a really nice average over the last 3 years (almost as good as Colquitt) and here comes the fun part...

He was 26/29 on FGs last year, so he would fill both kicker and punter spots.

That alone would save KC 6m in cap space this year and it would also open up an extra roster spot to carry an extra player they would otherwise have to cut.

So, I think it's worth the move to save 6m and have an extra roster spot.

Hand this kid to Toub and lets roll.

Yeah it kind of stinks unless most people submit a list...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...A#post11438052

Here is a look at the Bills draft:

1.10 Mike Williams, WR, Clemson
2.44 Teez Tabor, CB, Florida
3.75 Dalvin Tomlinson, DT, Alabama
5.156 Chad Hansen, WR, California
5.171 Erik Magnuson, OT, Michigan
6.198 CJ Beathard, QB, Iowa

Please tell me that his middle name is Healey.

Here's the Cowboys draft. They have too many lower end picks and will need to make some moves since most of these guys won't make the roster.

1.28 Derek Barnett, DE/OLB, Tennessee
2.60 Jourdan Lewis, CB, Michigan
3.92 Dede Westbrook, WR, Oklahoma
4.133 George Kittle, TE, Iowa
6.211 Matt Milano, LB, Boston College
7.228 Jessamen Dunker, OG, Tennessee State
7.246 Austin Carr, WR, Northwestern

Homer pick here but I think this guy is an NFL tight end just played with an absolute shit QB.

New York Jets Select: Cethan Carter,TE,Nebraska

Somebody's going to take this shrimp midget. I don't think it will be Pittsburgh, but it would be interesting to see Todd try to fit this little shrimp into the offense on 3rd down. He seemed to love bullshit like this with McCluster and others, so I don't see why he wouldn't have a good time on this.

He might weigh 175, but it's a HEAVY 175...

Pittsburgh selects Donnel Pumphrey, RB, San Diego State

Pittsburgh's draft:

1.30. Carl Lawson, DE/OLB, Auburn
2.62. Adam Shaheen, TE, Ashland
3.94. Jalen Myrick, CB, Minnesota
3.105. Davon Godchaux, DT, LSU
4.135. Taywan Taylor, WR, Western Kentucky
5.173. Connor Harris, ILB, Lindenwood
6.213. Avery Moss, DE/OLB, Youngstown State
7.248. Donnel Pumphrey, RB, San Diego State

Yuck. I didn't win any drafts with this one. I'm pretty sour on my first two picks, really liked what I did in the 3rd and 4th rounds, and I thought I finished strong on some players that have real potential to stick on an NFL roster instead of get washed out.

I don't know what I was thinking with the Lawson pick. I had my eyes set on Barnett and Watt so freakin hard that I convinced myself Lawson was an okay 2nd prize to one of them, but man, he's looking like a pretty big reach now. And while Adam Shaheen has potential to be a really great pro, I don't think taking him in the 2nd round is going to give me all of the value I thought I could get out of him.

At least my crap draft came at the expense of a douchebag team.

Thanks for helping me out there at the end guys. Things are calming down now around herr, but sick kids are scary.

Thanks to all.

I 'bout grabbed Pumphrey for Denver but had already taken Williams and see him as almost exclusively a 3rd down back.

It's a nice pick this late; he'll make a team and provide a little value in a RB rotation somewhere, IMO.

With their last pick, I hope Denver takes Simone Biles, Olympic gymnast. I bet her three-cone time is really good.

I see her as a viable alternative to Pumphrey, too.

With the 249th pick, the Atlanta Falcons select, Montae Nicholson, S, Michigan State

31. Atlanta - Taco Charlton, DE, Michigan
63. Atlanta - Montravius Adams, DT, Auburn
95. Atlanta - Ethan Pocic, C, LSU
136. Atlanta - Jordan Leggett, TE, Clemson
174. Atlanta - Fred Ross, WR, Mississippi State
249. Atlanta - Montae Nicholson, S, Michigan State

Pretty happy with the draft for Atlanta, I especially think the defensive players could all contribute in a major way very quickly.

Detroit Lions Draft

21. Detroit - Marlon Humphrey, CB, Alabama
53. Detroit - Jarrad Davis, LB, Florida
85. Detroit - Juju Smith-Schuster, WR, USC
127. Detroit - Wayne Gallman, RB, Clemson
165. Detroit - Jerod Evans, QB, Virginia Tech
205. Detroit - Riley Bullough, LB, Michigan State
215. Detroit - Najee Murray, CB, Kent State
250. Detroit - Cameron Tom C Southern Mississippi

Cincinnati Bengals draft

9. Cincinnati - O.J. Howard,TE, Alabama
41. Cincinnati - Jordan Willis DE Kansas State
73. Cincinnati - Chidobe Awuzie, CB, Colorado
116. Cincinnati - Charles Walker, DT, Oklahoma
138. Cincinnati - Jalen Reeves-Maybin, LB, Tennessee
153. Cincinnati - John Toth, C, Kentucky
176. Cincinnati - Fish Smithson, S, Kansas
193. Cincinnati - Tanzel Smart, DT, Tulane
217. Cincinnati - Jordan Morgan, OG, Kutztown
227. Cincinnati - Isaiah Mckenzie, WR, Georgia
251. Cincinnati - KD Cannon WR Baylor

Really nice sleeper. I like Cannon a lot.

Zach Pascal, WR - ODU

Special teamer but will make a team somewhere.

PM sent...

DJ's left nut is either dragging or he never received the PM from DJ's left nut.

I blame DJ's left nut

DJ's a goddamn liar, I never got a PM.

Mr. Irrelevant:

Jayon Brown, LB - UCLA

I have no idea what we'll do with this guy. A smart DC could use him as a rich man's Daniel Sorensen or a poor man's Wesley Woodyard. He timed poorly at the combine which is odd given his play speed. He sure looks the part of a good cover 'backer and if he can get up to 230-235 lbs, he can play in the league.

Like Pascal, he has an excellent chance of sticking somewhere as a special teams standout. I just really wish he'd have gotten that 40 time down to the 4.6 range.

My Broncos draft is a great big pile of **** all anyway so I can't claim to care that much.

**** you all for participating this year. Have a nice life.

I feel kind of bad for not drafting Collin Buchanan with my 7th-round pick for the Patriots. He was my guy until the last moment when I switched, and then the poor guy went undrafted. That's got to be a blow.

But then again, I've heard that sometimes 7th-rounders would be better off going undrafted if there's free agency interest in signing them. They can go to a team that has more need. So maybe Collin will be okay.

SNR and Pest thanks for running this thing and updating it for us!

I almost took him instead of Pascal but decided that I wanted to add some athleticism to the roster so I went with Pascal and one of the rangier under the radar LBs available in the later rounds.

I think Collin will land on his feet.

Thanks for running this, you miserable, condescending ****s.

See you next year. :)

I win the draft if I don't have Reuben F'n Foster on the Chargers. :P

Next time I'm drafting you an OG in the first round!

You mean if you pay attention and don't miss your 12 hour pick window ON THE FIRST FREAKING DAY you win?

Thanks for letting me join again guys. Always a pleasure.

Probably would have been a better pick, to be honest haha.


If I wasn't sick as **** and doped out of my mind in the ER until 5 AM that day, I probably would have been ok.

Thanks guys for letting me part of this.

I'm very happy with this haul of talent I got for KC. Most needs are filled with great options with high upsides.

27. Kansas City - BossChief - Pat Mahomes II, QB, Texas Tech (highest upside QB in draft)
59. Kansas City - BossChief - Tim Williams, DE/OLB, Alabama (big time pass rusher)
91. Kansas City - BossChief - Marcus Williams, S, Utah (best center fielder in the draft)
104. Kansas City - BossChief - Rasul Douglas, CB, West Virginia (most ints in college football)
132. Kansas City - BossChief - Eddie Vanderdoes, DT, UCLA (was a monster before injury)
170. Kansas City - BossChief - Blair Brown, ILB, Ohio (#2 rated ILB in PFF)
180. Kansas City - BossChief - Mack Hollins, WR, North Carolina (ran a 4.53 while pulling a muscle, a flyer that has 4.4 speed with a 6'3" 225lb frame)
216. Kansas City - BossChief - Joe Williams, RB, Utah (4.4 speed game breaker upside)
218. Kansas City - BossChief - Ethan Cooper, OL, Indiana, PA (on most sleeper lists, very versatile)
245. Kansas City - BossChief - Austin Rehkow, P/K, Idaho (only missed 3fgs all year and has been one of the best punters in the nation.)


Thanks, again for letting me participate and drafting for KC was fun, thanks for the opportunity!

That makes me feel better.

So what now? Do we shuffle teams and start over?

Well, in recent years some of us have been waiting until the draft occurs, then we compare our value with players drafted.

For example, BossChief got Mahomes with the 27th pick. If Mahomes goes at 12 to the Cardinals, BossChief gets 15 points. But then if his awful Rasul Douglas pick (taken at 104) goes at 134, he loses 30 points. If a player you picked goes undrafted, you just call him the 254th pick, even if you have multiples.

It's inexact, inaccurate, and generally not a very good way of determining who actually drafted the best, but it's an easy and somewhat fun way to talk shit with each other. I think that's usually why we do it.