Rad, not you d-man.

I'm guessing he's been doing a little of this today already:

:BLVD:

Your nose is so far up Kirstie's ass you'll be sneezing corn for weeks.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...tar2859_17.gif

I'd bet there are several guys around here that would pay good money to do that.

And don't worry, I'll get back on her as soon as I get off your mom. I'm only 15 or 20 back in the line right now. Though I am behind redrum's mom still.

This is one weird thread.

Did you really just resort to a "your momma joke"? :shake:

I gave up on it 200 posts in.

Any chance of a quick summary since then?

I'm busy today. It's all I had time for. I'll come up with something better later.

You probably haven't even gotten to the really good stuff yet.

I know what Kirstie's nipples look like.

Are they the soft pink variety, or darker in color? And are they long? I love long, dark nipples.


Guess I'll have to dredge through this monster. I'm a sucker for boobahs.

This is one..and probably the only...time I will agree you are right. But I already said that posting that pic was a HUGE mistake. I only posted it to prove who I was to a few doubters and you can see what came of it. Stupidity on my part. Some people were just born to be jackasses.

I've posted pictures on here before, and had a few people have their fun, it's all good....

don't let it bother you and it goes away, still though; are those your feet?

And I still don't care.

I'm on your CPiggy, aren't I; dammit simplex!!11!! :cuss:

Chiefaroo You are one sick, pathetic bas****.

Say, does anyone know if CrazyCoffey is still around?

Go ahead and spell it, there are no filters for that one. Bastard. See?

Who?

Did it install Ok?

present and accounted for!

Horton?

CrazyCoffey. I haven't seen him around since I finished CPIggy. :shrug:

Oh well.

I haven't done it yet. I'm at work.

4321

Are you still walking in a sniper's wonderland?

All the more reason TO do it. Keeps down the dipshittery.

You'll have to install it on every computer you use. Sadly I don't have any ability to modify the code on the board.

You realize, I hope, that if you make any money from those shirts I'm entitled to a cut of the profits. I want at least 50%.

Hehe. Wondered how long it was going to take before you caught on.

Nah, they bailed around lunch. We had some really good plans, though. The best idea we had was to just walk out into the center of the court yard with our hands behind our heads, kneel down, then slowly lay down face down on the ground and see how long it took them to get to us and ask what the hell we were doing.

I'm guessing they wouldn't be amused and I probably wouldn't have been home anytime tonight.

If he made any money from those shirts it would be the first money he'd made this year. He'd also owe some to Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the phrase.

LMAO

Well...I've always been a Cowboys fan but I'm a little embarrassed to admit that at this point.

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You are a beginner with photoshop, aren't you?

What? I've heard "I'd pee in her butt" WAYYY before Parker and Stone used it.

2/3rds of the guys are kissing Kirstie's ass and forgetting she's a clock hoochie. I think her spawn has taken control of their minds. Or it's possible this isn't her.

The end.

Or maybe some of us are laying off so that she'll stay and we can torture her slowly for years. "Death by 1,000 cuts", so to speak.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_by_a_thousand_cuts

How about she posts a pic of her face next to a CP screen?

I don't think she'd do it just for the fact that someone will photoshop a dick on her face. Not that I'm giving anyone ideas or anything. LMAO

You are exactly right. I'm not giving anyone anymore ammunition.

In case you're wondering, Kirstie, this is what male locker rooms were like in high school.

Welcome to the Planet. Trust me, whatever you say/do on here WILL be used against you. Believe me, I know.

Did I ever guess your bust size, luv?

At least I am not the only woman here.

I think so.

Kirstie, I really don't believe Donger is a pervert or anything. He's open to talking about all kinds of things. Humor him, and he'll humor you sometime, too.

Not even close. Feel free to contribute to threads not about you as well.

No, he seems ok. I've had guys I know ask much worse.

they already have pictures of you, take a quick snap of your face by the computer screen and then we will know you are really who you say you are.

not that THAT matters......

I have on a few. The one about the woman killing her baby in a microwave really shocked me. And I looked at the hot guy pics but didn't comment....too many.

Great. How long before these females band together and start changing things around here? I'm guessing the colors will be the first to change.

It doesn't really matter. People are going to believe whatever they want regardless.

I was thinking a light pink and maybe lavendar?LMAO

I know, everyone already knows that a much better idea is to leave them in the car on a cold night.

:thumb:

If its anyone on this forum that knows what she's talking about regarding the people that post here, its Luv. Listen to her. She knows what the Fook she's talking about.

This chick is gonna have her own smiley here soon, I can see it.

**** you, Kirstie. Get the **** out of here.

:rockon:

Thanks. I would hope Im worth more than a your momma joke. At least make fun of my manhood or something.

Oh and you obviously have never seen my mom...

Option 1: Now how are you going to sell her a premium membership to WPI with that attitude?


Option 2: FYP

Yeah, it's a serious risk any time you use the "on your mother" joke.

Why am I suddenly reminded of the bumper sticker "Don't steal, the govt hates competition"?

What's wrong C.E. is she taking all the attention away from your "shocking news", and improbable trade rumors.

You can safely use it on Kirstie. I saw what her mom looks like before she set her myspace to private... :drool:

Did she insult your manhood or something?

For some reason it doesn't surprise me at all that you would say that. Please tell me you don't have children.

That would be a petty insult since his manhood is petty in size in every way.

I withdraw the question. No one with a brain would have your children.

I am staying....mainly because I know it irritates the piss out of you :D

Have you ever seen any version of the movie "JackAss"?

This place can replicate some of that dumbassery in wrting as you can recognize from posters here.


Actually he just likes the attention. You are taking some from him so his going to get "HIS" no matter what. You can see why he is still a virgin? ;)

You should read this blog every morning. Show it to your children.

http://whatikilledtoday.blogspot.com/

And the point of that is?

I do they're in the car waiting for me.

I notice your message above your avatar.

Do you know what the difference between a Bitch and a Whore is?

That is exactly how I see him. There is probably more than a dozen reasons he is still a virgin.

A whore sells it.

There wasn't room for the whole thing....
If you think I'm a bitch...you should meet my mom LMAO