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RobBlake 08-17-2015 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Predarat (Post 11665239)
Whale, Hippo, Elephant Ass, Fatty Toad, Wal Mart Cart Rider, Blimp, Lardass, Hogbeast. This is ChiefsPlanet, we can think of even more then that.
Streetbeast, straight outta insulin, sack of fat, stretchy skin..

Discuss Thrower 08-17-2015 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11666271)
I've never received a mind-blowing blowjob, even from a fatty. The blowies I've received have done the job in getting me hard and generally feel good (obvi, my dick is in a chick's mouth), but I can't even come from them unless I make an effort.

What am I missing out on?
It's a difference from finishing via raw dogging it.. That's for sure. Not any better or worse, but popping in a girl's mouth is a pretty good feeling.

KCUnited 08-17-2015 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11666271)
I've never received a mind-blowing blowjob, even from a fatty. The blowies I've received have done the job in getting me hard and generally feel good (obvi, my dick is in a chick's mouth), but I can't even come from them unless I make an effort.

What am I missing out on?
They've gotten lazy because there's obviously dudes out there that will date them just for hanging around.

RobBlake 08-17-2015 05:08 PM
ROFLROFL
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Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist (Post 11665071)
FYP because fat

ThaVirus 08-17-2015 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 11666279)
They've gotten lazy because there's obviously dudes out there that will date them just for hanging around.
LMAO Billay's ****ing up the program.

ThaVirus 08-17-2015 05:15 PM
Back when I was 18 I had this little Puerto Rican piece that LOVED to give head, although she wouldn't swallow. I swear that girl would suck my dick for a half hour with no breaks. I'll never forget one time we were just laying down watching TV and out of nowhere she's like "go shut the door and take your pants off". I was like daaaaamn, homie! Shit's. About. To. Go. Down.

She loved to give head and I loved that but the fact that she could slob on my knob for 30 minutes is probably a good indicator that it wasn't the best head.

RobBlake 08-17-2015 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11666294)
Back when I was 18 I had this little Puerto Rican piece that LOVED to give head, although she wouldn't swallow. I swear that girl would suck my dick for a half hour with no breaks. I'll never forget one time we were just laying down watching TV and out of nowhere she's like "go shut the door and take your pants off". I was like daaaaamn, homie! Shit's. About. To. Go. Down.

She loved to give head and I loved that but the fact that she could slob on my knob for 30 minutes is probably a good indicator that it wasn't the best head.
did she get the ball sack tho.

ThaVirus 08-17-2015 05:19 PM
Nope, no ball play. You know those Hispanics don't like hand sports.

Discuss Thrower 08-17-2015 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11666302)
Nope, no ball play. You know those Hispanics don't like hand sports.
None of the girls I've done stuff with are down with sucking, licking or even cradling the balls. It's a ****ing crime.

ThaVirus 08-17-2015 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 11666307)
None of the girls I've done stuff with are down with sucking, licking or even cradling the balls. It's a ****ing crime.
The extent of their ball knowledge probably ends at "that's their most vulnerable body part".

I bet most are too scared to even branch out to the sack in fear of hurting us.

Discuss Thrower 08-17-2015 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11666314)
The extent of their ball knowledge probably ends at "that's their most vulnerable body part".

I bet most are too scared to even branch out to the sack in fear of hurting us.
I got my last girlfriend to caress my nuts post coitus at least twice. She got pissed any time I plied for it afterward.

ThaVirus 08-17-2015 05:26 PM
Hah.

Idk. I've had my balls sucked once. I can't say I see what all the fuss is about.

Titty Meat 08-17-2015 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 11666145)
Bet ya billay either didn't tell his buds about her or never let them meet her.
Correct about never meeting them

eDave 08-17-2015 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11666302)
Nope, no ball play. You know those Hispanics don't like hand sports.
Mine did. She really like my boys slapping her eyelids too. Miss her sometimes.

ThaVirus 08-17-2015 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 11666326)
Mine did. She really like my boys slapping her eyelids too. Miss her sometimes.
Ah, the ol' Arabian goggles, eh? She sounds like a keeper.


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