And the team song should be Jim Stafford's "Cow Patty."

Therefore, our uniforms should be all brown.

FLY: I will take on the responsibility of acquiring the cheerleaders attire. They will be so skimpy that even if our team is getting their butts handed to them, the fans won't notice and we will be able to keep the seats full.

If you use my suggestion and get the girls from that ranch of 1million$ near Warrensburg, MO...They already come with their own "uniforms"....which would be low maintinence...and we wouldn't have to pay them....they'll earn Tips, while also serving as beer vendors..

Iowanian: Not a bad idea. Anything so save a few extra bucks so I can keep up on the latest fashion with those suits walking the sidelines.

Did you get my Santa jokes?

bwana, yes I did....very nice.

I'm voting for 3D real tree Camoflage for team colors...the other team won't see you us coming, and I can use it on my days off..

Iowanian - I think those Warrensburg 'vendors' can only vend juice, at $10 a glass.

or so I've heard.

jc,

can't you bring your own "coola"?

I heard that you could.

May-be. In all actuality, its been nearly 8 years since I 'heard about' what goes on there. Livin' in St. Louie tends to send one 'east' rather than west.

WisChief-

Good point.

Allow me to present Packfan's "All Knowing Team"

1. Packfan
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.

xoxo~
gaz
trying to find someone who wants to associate with this team.<BR>

gaz, if i may contibute

1.packfan
2.broncofan
3.secret agent mike keck
4.holy moly, how could I forget...515

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Iowanian - re;#4 - that's your INTERPRETATION of which team I'd be on.

I'll go ahead and appoint myself league commissioner.

Add:
5. OVER HEAD
6. Hawaiian Boy (or however he spells it).
7. Denise from the "other" BB (or is that the 515 reference?)

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Clint--
Sorry . Packfan has that position.

Perhaps you could be like Gene Washington and hand out fines?

We still need another DT. Can you jump offsides every other play?

MM
~~Trying to find Clint a place.

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
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jc,

#4, "I" ???????