OMG ZACH? Aren't you from Springfield?

It's Zach I tell you. He's pretty popular around here and he did say he would be keeping his eye on this one.

What say you Zach?

Fess up.

Where can I order my "I did Zack's Mom" t-shirt?

Or "Zack's Mom Thinks I'm Hot".

I pointed out earlier, Zach had a cat when luv first mentioned that MooosMILF was someone's mom.

_______

luv - Moving on. Why would I want someone who's dating his friend's mom, anyway? That's just not right.
Zach - What the 'frack!!'
luv - Oops. I promised not to get more personal. My bad.

Yes but apparently this "son" is a popular member of THIS site AND lives in Springfield.

(Zach)
Location: Springtown

Awesome. Mooo is Zach's MILFHUNTER.

Ouch...I can't even imagine...

Zachary's mom has got it goin on
Zachary's mom has got it goin on
I know I might be wrong but I'm in love with Zachary's mom

Zach's mom and Mooooo...

http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/155...kmonkeytn0.jpg

(cookie if you know the movie)

I love that video... Kitchen Strip pole... gotta get one installed..

Do me, Moooooooooooo...

http://img415.imageshack.us/img415/1998/stm37ho3.jpg

Good GAWD!

ROFL

Spanking the Monkey

I knew it would be a race between me and Baby Lee.

dammit.

Oh damn!ROFL

And GoChiefs helped

http: //img72.imageshack.us/img72/1552/caveatspankmonkeytn0.jpg

Link again, plz.

Damn.
I wouldn't have needed that for that freaky-ass movie.

That movie is screwed up. The main character tries to hang himself with a belt jammed in the top of his door.

Still doesn't show up right...hotlink it.

Haven't seen it. Is it freakier than Ken Park?

It's not even close to Ken Park.

Everything is implied.

It's still a mind****, tho.

Evidently, GoChief's idea of a 'cookie' is copulating with your parent.

rep: GoChiefs **** your mother...literally

I've never heard of that one.
It's just freaky in a guy and his mom are bored so they end up boning-type of way.

It would be even funnier if Moooosgirl was Packfan's mom

That's pretty bored.

who cares...I mean really, the son has done nothing wrong..

Other than having a nasty old skank as his birthing vessel, no.

But, you wouldn't know anything about that, right?

out of the 200 or so members logged in, it's you that responds..always you....:banghead::banghead::banghead::cuss:

So, no one else has ever responded to one of your posts? I find that to be unlikely.

It would be absolutely perfect.....close down the internet because it can't get any better perfect.....if Moo was boning redrum's mama.

ROFL

The sheer awesomeness of the thought is blinding.

you know what I meant...now go away..

I would consider it. Tell me, what was your grandfather like?

gawd dayumn luv!

you should have just rubbed yer muffin...you wouldn't have to type so much!

I can't believe I just read 20 pages back-to-back!!!

ROFL










:spock:





Ah, crap. Now that he's a mod....he'll probably lock down the thread AND ban me. Damn.

It's been nice knowing ya'all.......:(

That would be some funny chit.......ROFL

yes, I am about to be banned from yet another Chiefs site!

Will this thread ever go away? :shake:

Where??

If I may ask, why are you so interested in her grandfather?

hahaha....

I havent been to the planet much due to our recent Moooove to our new house.

But seriously, I could tell Moooo was a dumbass after his first couple hundred posts his first week on the planet.

Sorry Luv. heh. At least you got laid.

Am I the only who still likes Mooo after all this?

He's probably your idol. He's getting laid and you aren't.

I don't idolize anyone for the amount of sexual intercourse they have.

I don't hate the guy....he didn't do shit to me.

What he did was take advantage of a situation to shoplift a piece....he's not alone in the act.

I wish he'd just show up and say "yeah, so what"....and explain the "I'm sensitive and don't even really prefer pussy, but I haaaaave had the same old lady girlfriend since I was too young to vote, and prowl the interweb for ladies on their deathbed who want to have sechs.

I think its far more pathetic that his mom...er gilf won't let him play online. he's grounded.

Yeah....well, it's for one of two reasons:

1. You hope he can give you lessons on bagging a babe.

or

2. You are dreaming of partaking of the Moooojuice yourself.....

Which is it?

(You like how my "outings" have become more subtle of late....heh?)








jk, Clayton. :p

Hahahahahahaha

I just like Mooooo's style. He's not judgmental and he seems to be a whole hell of alot smarter than pricks like Skip Towne and wild-ass noobs like Mecca. He's laid back and relaxed. He'd make a great President.

He deserves some PIE.

Sounds about right. SONNY YOU STOP THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes ma'am. Mooo is a funny duck but he gets waaay more pussy than Gochiefs.

He got some. Some Aussie style Roast Beef Pie........

Anyone who hasn't lied for a piece of arse at some time in his life, didn't want one bad enough.

Dykes like Rikki Lake and Rosie O'Donnel get more pussy than GoChiefs....come on, Skip. :shake:

I don't think I could lie. That's wrong.

I just love how you question my intelligence. I'll blow your doors off on any IQ test you choose. I suspect you know that. In the first place I would have to spot you points since I have an education and you do not. You are a drop out. Don't forget it, punk.

Damn. You are gonna inspire a sequal called, "The 50 yr Old Virgin" :shake:

Ellen Degenres too don't exclude anyone , because it wouldn't be fair LMAO

women do it too.

Girdles, makeup, stuffed C-cups....say they've not got a boyfriend when they do...

My favorite one was "I don't know whats gotten into me...I never do this"

Bill Gates was a drop-out Skip.

Relax...

Good point. Except I was thinking of Fugly chicks I wouldn't touch with Clayton's dick....

Ellen? A six pack and a couple of Jagershots? I'd be buying her Gatorade, and being real sensitive with her, man....recruiting her for the "home" team.":hmmm:

Do you have an e-mail address, Skip?

Here's the test.

http://www.iqtest.com/index.html

Same with Michael Dell.

George: Yeah, fun. IQ tests are totally bogus. They prove nothing.

Elaine: You'll do well, you're smart.

Jerry: No see, he's not smart. People think he's smart, but he's not.

Elaine: What did you get on your SAT's?

George: It varies.

I've sent Skip the link via PM.

The challenge has been thrown down.

Potential - Drive = McDonalds night shift manager (or Randy Moss, depending on Genetics...)

You are a master of doublethink...

Interesting...

Anyone know how accurate this thing is? :hmmm:

Depends on the type of test and how you feel about what determines yer' smarts...

I've already taken the test, and have a screenshot of my score.

I'm guessing Skip doesn't know how to take a screenshot. Heck, I'm guessing you can't even take screenshots with WebTV.

So he'll probably lie about his score. I don't really care whether that happens or not.

But Skip...take your test, and post your IQ score.

Then I'll post my screenshot.

Her girlfriend is Portia DiRossi.
She can stay on whichever team she prefers...so long as I can try out with the team.

Bad example...

Skip might not even be able to receive his IQ score. Do you have an e-mail address, Skip? Does that 'feature' come with WebTV?

I was surprised. Because my strength is verbal....and this test didn't emphasize that much.....

I can't believe this goddamn thing is still going. :shake:

Wow, are we going for 1500? I never thought this thing would make 200.