Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11665215)

Hah.

Alright, guys. It's bad enough he got dumped by a hog. No need to rub it in his face.

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 11665380)

Which is why you should never date fat chicks. They're just as likely to break off a relationship as skinny and/or hot ones, and it's extra humiliating when they do so.

Originally Posted by DiaperBoy27 (Post 11659588)

I know this thread is typically for "did you get your dick wet" comments, but my ex is driving me nuts. She ended it a few weeks ago but it was kind of mutual - we had been fighting constantly.

Now she won't leave me the hell alone. I blocked her from my phone, facebook, and ipad. This angered her. Now she is sending emails to all my accounts saying I was the best, she can't believe its over, she will never love anyone like she did me, she wants to run to me but can't. All ending with "sigh, goodbye". This is utter insanity, but always gives me the impression she wants to work things out, and then suddenly reinforces the breakup.

Its almost like she can sense I have a date tonight and wants to screw with my head.

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11624507)

I recently saw a girl I used to have a thing for when we were teenagers. It was from way back when I lived in another state so we've barely talked and haven't seen each other in about 5 years or so. She's got a boyfriend who she has a child with and they live together.

I had been up there for a few days and we saw each other a couple times. Nothing happened.

About a month after I came back home she called me randomly one day and told me she had just found out that her boyfriend had been cheating for months, at least. She went on to basically say that it was really hard for her not to "do anything" with me while I was up there and that she wouldn't have stopped herself had she known prior to me leaving.

It's important to note that this conversation took place about a month ago.

................... She's now engaged to be married to the guy.

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 11665380)

Which is why you should never date fat chicks. They're just as likely to break off a relationship as skinny and/or hot ones, and it's extra humiliating when they do so.

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11665428)

LMAO

We're just ****ing with you, Billay. Take the stick out of your ass.

Originally Posted by Billay (Post 11665426)

I forgot this is CP where everyone bangs 9s and 10s

Originally Posted by Billay (Post 11665437)

Lol I'm at work dealing with angry people today isn't a good day. I do appreciate your comments though makes me feel like I settled and can do better.

Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 11665458)

Not a knock on you, brah, I just hate fat chicks.

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11665475)

Why? did you get Billay'ed by one?

Originally Posted by Al Bundy (Post 11666182)

Dating a fat chick is like riding a moped, it's all fun until your buddies see you on one.