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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 4635735)

Anybody know who the poster is who FAX dubbed Black Jack Sausage?

Black Jack Savage? who was also believed to be John Matrix if I'm not mistaken

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Originally Posted by RockChalk (Post 4635761)

Black Jack Savage? who was also believed to be John Matrix if I'm not mistaken

Yep. FAX changed it to Sausage. I think both are Hamas Jenkins.

dtforever +3

You're all on the right track on the River Falls shower, but I'm holding out for the whole story....

Packfan was indeed asked by titus "Packfan, what is an H-back"...and he couldn't answer.

The Okoye 8x10 stiff was indeed a moment of conversation.

Bonus on the words about yourself.

Wecome to the light above the rocks.

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Originally Posted by dtforever (Post 4635619)

I'll throw my hat in for a couple of these, but am too lazy to use the search function, so I will just go from memory:

If I am not mistaken, this had something to do with someone showering in the stall next to Danielle in the UWRF dorms during training camp. Can't remember who, and what the joke was, but I remember it being funny as hell.

The question was asked, and I didn't see an answer, about what position packfan was asked to describe, but never could. Answer: H-back.

And just to throw one out there myself: I am still waiting for my autographed Christian Okoye 8x10.

For the bonus point - Grew up in South Central....Kansas. Been a Chiefs fan forever. Now live in Lawrence. I get to a few games a year. The Chiefs won the superbowl 5 years before I was born, and I fear they will not win one until 5 years after I die, but oh well, I'm too old to change teams now.

chiefwiggum +2

Nice job on the homework.

Stumppy has indeed brought 2 ladies to the board which have brought us entertainment.
bucsgirl did have a fued with the badgranny and that was fun.

The best 2 threads in my recollection were bucsgirl showing back up after an absense saying "i got my settlement, I'm coming for my stuff in storage"...which Stumppy had sold.

Badgranny made a thread about some new swinging dick she had found for her birthday to irriate stumppy, and she was dogpiled....Phildo made a joke about her titan dildo...as she used it said "sometimes it says titan.....sometimes it says titanic".

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Originally Posted by Chief Wiggum (Post 4635646)

I'm not getting shit done at work today because of this stupid thread. With regard to Stummpy (actual user name Stumppy):

Stumppy seems to have brought a few people onto the Planet, but I believe the two in question are Bucsgirl and badgirl. Bucsgirl is a TB fan (Big surprise, I know) that dated Stumppy back in the day; they eventually broke up. One of Bucsgirl's most famous posts (from this thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=100646) was this:
Per Simplex3 in that thread with regard to joining the scout.com/titans BB,"Maybe she thought she'd enjoy the Titan's board because that's what is written on the side of her favorite adult toy?" Phobia added, "Sometimes it says Titan. Sometimes it says Titanic." in reference to her....special place. (Also called a "canyon" in that thread.)

Unfortunately, badgirl really messed with Stumppy's head and he gave up all his possessions to live in a van down by the river or harvest sheep or something...

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 4635257)

A subjective question for the Lurkers.

What, in your opinion has been the single most brutal beatdown during your Chiefsplanet Existence? What is you most "holy $h@t did he/she just say that" moment?

Veterans can participate here.....we're looking for defining, "holy shit we'll talk about that in 3 years" moments.

I would like to spin off this.

What are the greatest obsessions in chiefsplanet history?

I'll name some of the objects of obsession, just to get it rolling...the posters involved should be easy (and findthehootie's boner for Long doesn't even rank):

Gannon
Gunther
Phobia (think about it...)
Copyright
Guliani (cross lounge test for the noobs)
the LJ draft pick
GM
etc....

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Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 4635828)

What? No mention of Bobby Sippio?

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Originally Posted by SEKChiefsFan (Post 4635928)

What? No mention of Bobby Sippio?

Sippio, Huard...borderline...more group delusions than personal obsession....

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Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 4635828)

Gannon
Gunther
Phobia (think about it...)
Copyright
Guliani (cross lounge test for the noobs)
the LJ draft pick
GM
etc....

Gannon - memyselfi
Gunther - Gunther_Fan?
Phobia - Tom Cash?
Copyright - Fire Me Boy, Hamas Jenkins (plagiarism)
Giuliani - recxjake
GM - recxjake

The Food groups of questions. Who is associated with each of these? Poster and or famous people

Jalepeno Cheese Balls

PIE!

I'm thinking Arby's.

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Originally Posted by Cankerskull (Post 4635961)

Gannon - memyselfi
Gunther - Gunther_Fan?
Phobia - - ahem, shut your mouth -?
Copyright - Fire Me Boy, Hamas Jenkins (plagiarism)
Giuliani - recxjake
GM - recxjake

all correct except for

Gunther
Phobia (this may be vague, but I'm thinking of a specific, oft banned, poster)

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Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 4635977)

all correct except for

Phobia (this may be vague, but I'm thinking of a specific, oft banned, poster)

Same that is posting tonight? A smoker?

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 4635975)

PIE!

KCJohnny (If Marty Chokes)

Not sure about the Arby's, except that Lattimer/Bootlegged had a roast beef sandwich as his avatar.

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Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 4635977)

Phobia (this may be vague, but I'm thinking of a specific, oft banned, poster)

Are you talking about Thom Ca$h, a1na2, ChiefsExpress? I typed his name, but forgot about the board filter (Tom Cash) :)

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Originally Posted by cjrr (Post 4635663)

A squirrel !

Wow only 4 posts and this lurker knows this, a true lurker, give him a point Iowanian.

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Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 4635828)

Hint I feel honored.