Today I met a really attractive girl at the gym. That happens all the time. The skill is listening to your higher self and following that. I was able to listen to my higher self go "Go talk to that girl and introduce yourself" Then I was able to ignore the feeling of dread that comes with 1: An attractive girl 2:Girl with a guy who looked like a UFC fighter around her. 3: She had headphones in and I walk up mindfully like a cool person who roll up on. Remember 99 percent of life is just act as if. Fake it until you make it. I tapped her and got her attention. Introduced myself. She hopped off the machine she was working with and she talked to me for a bit. I made good eye contact and once she gave me some rope to work with I was able to chat for a bit because I am not a complete werido. I didn't transition to a number or anything like that but the skill you are looking to build is that voice inside your head that tells you when and what to do to allow you to be a bad ass. Then doing what that voice tells you to do. Deal with the outcome. I don't get many girls but I can break down how to cope with situations

Your story is fake but if it were real id kick you in the dick. Head phones on means = don't bother me

Nah I'm out of the game lol I've had a gf for about 1.5 years now she's great.

Naw. Everyone wears headphones. How would you ever talk to people if everyone wore headphones.

Moving in with the GF 4/1

How ****ed am I

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I'm actually looking forward to it, because she has all the qualities of a good homemaker, but doesn't want kids, which means I get to reap all the benefits of her domestic talents.

It's good to be the king.

Of course she says that. She’s not living with you yet. But once she sees your domestic qualities, things will change. She’ll begin tracking her ovulation cycle, unbeknownst to you. She’ll entice you into unprotected sex when she’s prime. She will have conveniently stopped her birth control at this point. The seed will plant and your life will be over.

/The End

The scary thing is I can't even get a vasectomy the easy way. I have to go into a hospital to get it done, have real surgery and shit, because of my undescended testicle.

I wonder if it would be worth it.

PS - I paid a dude $40 to grab my nuts and tell me that.

Well, you don't get the V without discussing it with her first. Then yes, it's worth every damned penny.

How thin are the walls? Have you heard her dumping out yet?

Hard to say since I've never lived in the place.

I'm pretty sure she's taken a shit over here before.

I've both farted in the same bed with her and belched in the same car with her so I think it's love.

Love is brushing your teeth while she's on the pooper :)

We will have separate bathrooms.

Do you have a man cave?

My office, sure. Three bedrooms was a requirement.

Need space for the little ones. I get it.

He would spawn a Lil Chiefy

JFC

Virus plowed any sluts lately?

Took a few years off from college and am back now. Lots of eye-candy but JFC I forgot how insecure college aged chicks are.

I've been living with my girlfriend for almost a year now but the last girl I ****ed had the fattest ass eevvvver. It was incredible.

Gee , Surprising !

Yeah , and I didn't even know what I was doin ! ROFL Easiest $40 ever.

Douchelord sues a woman after a first date. lmao

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lol dude got stranded

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Lulz he got off cheap

Will cost him more in court fees. Then he's got to collect. Good luck dude.

Good for him. **** that dirty ****.

He sounds like a low key homo

DATING IS FUN! HE DID THAT ALL WRONG!

I'm thinking about rebooting my online dating profiles. Help me think of a good username.

RickNinePlus

BigCuck

I used to have a POF profile with a picture of Matt Cassel.

The username was "CheckingItDownToFuk"

Did chicks ever message?

I remember that. You actually had some girl trying to get laid all in your DMs, IIRC.

A couple. It was amusing.

Im gonna make a fake dating profile sounds fun

Don't do that. It's hella lame.

Being on an online dating site is lame

I've finally moved into dating single moms. Having the best time dating actually. Been pretty fun.

LMAO

Have fun at soccer dude.

Not if your good at talking to the ladies. It's always an adventure. I've had some fun times!!

It's easy to bang women on there but never found quality dating material. It was always some insecure chick talking to 10 different dudes tryna play games. I enjoy meeting people IRL.

I hear ya. I met my lady on Tinder that I've been dating for a year and she's cool as can be. She succumb me with the "yellow fever" lol

That.

Every relationship I've been in has been through IRL. And completely organic. I have never sought out a woman. They've always just fallen out of the sky for me. Not often so no bragging going on here.

Yeah but where do you meet women in real life besides bar's or churches or some shit?

You meet them IRL. Duh!

Women do all those things. Even online women.

I met my GF of 11.5 years at a club. Turned around and there she was saying hi to me.

Through friends, gym, hobbies, work, etc.

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A man's gotta do, I suppose..

that meme lowkey sets black culture back 20 years.

fight me if you disagree virus.

fite me m8

How so?

Tig ol' bitties.

#whitesplaining

Ha funny this thread just got bumped. I got dumped by a women I've been with for nearly 2 years. I haven't been this depressed since I lost my mom.

Sorry to hear billay.

It will get better

OK, I'll ask. Why did she dump you Billay?

Bet it was your fault. And I hope you are thinking about that now. In fact, look back at all your failed relationships. Are you the common denominator?

Go to the gym!

One door closes and another opens.

Our relationship got a little tough this past winter when I was having terrible anxiety/panic attacks. Fast forward a few months later her depression had gotten bad and last night out of the blue she told me she wanted time to herself while she adjusts to the medicine and deals with her depression. I asked if there was anything else she said that's it. After we took a break aka broke up she got home and sent me this long text about how she loves me. I of course didn't respond.

Step 1: Have friends with single hot friends

Step 2: Talk to said hot friends

Step 3: ??????

Step 4: Profit!

Why are you having panic attacks?

I'm not now that I've gone on medication I had "health anxiety"

Don't text it out... call

Get a bang maid.

She was probably getting plowed by another dude unfortunately and wants to test the waters with it.

I'm goin no contact bruh

Sorry for your troubles. More than likely she was gaslighting you, making your out to be the problem, instead of being straight about her own shady bullshit. Sorry, but it's probably true that she was up to no good.

Yeah, I would know. Just caught my now ex in bed with her chiropractor last Thursday. I knew something was wrong for at least a month. Something told me in my gut, a deep nagging pain to go home that day, in a monsoon. She tried to keep me locked out via the deadbolt, but garage door opener came in really handy. I dropped some personal bombs on her for a couple of days after, told people that needed to know what she was up to etc. Then I ghosted. Been a week now and I'm free of her self absorbed bullshit and well on my way back to me. It's funny how stupid she thought I was. ****ing idiot. I wished her good luck in finding someone that would accept her and her intolerable 40# ball and chain.

PS- Thanks Stevie Ray.

JFC walking in on it would be pretty brutal

Wow thats awful and im sorry to hear that.

Sure she could be banging someone else but I dont get hst sense. She has been depressed randomly crying and isolating herself from everything except me the past few months. She just started taking medication and isnt sleeping or eating so I think theres more to it than just "I want to **** someone else"

I don't know..that sounds like a guilty concious billay

Damn, sorry to hear that, bro. Those gut feelings, though. They're rarely ever wrong.

So what's the plan? Any chance you can forgive and try and work it out? Or are you just done?

Done brother. So much disrespect and zero ****s. You cannot tolerate that shit for even one second. I know who I am, and what I bring to the table. She will never be worthy of that. EVER. I can't have that in my life, that level of whoredom and low life behavior.

Listen to your gut fellas. Pump and dump should be your MO, until proven worthy otherwise.

I hear you. Just figured I'd ask because sometimes it's hard to let go. I get that..

Get out there and get your noodle wet. Best of luck to you. Keep us updated.