:eek:

If you don't have a problem with it why did you bring it up? You aren't nearly as smart as you envision yourself to be. Let's go back to "which one" like you had multiple degrees. In reality, you only have one. A worthless one at that. Maybe the rest of the Planet is buying your ignorant shit but I'm not. You're turn.

I knew a bar fight would break out in this thread.

ROFL

Doesn't work that way, I'm afraid. I aced my entry exams and was then told that "unless you're a minority or a female, we're not hiring." Since I'm neither, I didn't get in.

Probably a good thing in retrospect.

That's as good a story as any. Hahahahahahahahaha.

I merited degrees in all those fields. Do you know what that means?

I brought it up because I find you amusing, then and now.

So, proceed, you worthless piece of plebeian shit.

No don't get all pissy because I exposed you for the phony you are. Can't we just all get along? Hahahahahahaha!!!

It's the simple truth. I was disappointed, nonetheless, but it was probably for the best considering.

Is this you '****ing with me' or not? I can't tell.

and whats wrong with that screw them bastards they are always out to get me

:shake:

It would help if you didn't break the law....

so i like to smoke a little pot, im not gonna go out and kill some one or rob some one or go dig up some broads grave and rape her

Smoking pot? Who the hell cares? As long as your'e not gonna go out and kill someone, rob someone, or go dig up some dead chick and **** her to death, whats the story? Why the anger?

Would the illegal part be the digging her up or the ****ing her part? Vivid imagination ya got there.

im not angry im just against cops, all they do is harrass me, a few summers ago i use to have cops follow me home almost every night, if it makes any difference i dont mind state troopers as much, but local cops can eat Moooo shit and die

you obviously been spending to much time in this thread, go and fine the thread some one started yesterday(i believe it was by chagrin) where 3 dudes were arrested for digging a grave and were about to rape some girl that died a week earlier

My bad. 9:30AM meeting. I need to get to bed.

:) Actually, both are against the law. At least in CA they are. Not to sure of the laws elsewhere....... :hmmm:

That cracks me up, really.....if I run into a cop, I will let him know of your struggles..... :)

consider yourself lucky that you don't live in JC

Bunch of ****in Nazi dicks like that cat that shot Foley

Hmmmmm.......Mer/Katipan is gone; and Brian is offering this tid-bit? :hmmm:


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:p

short version please.

Mooo's a playa with a North American Cougar for a girlfriend.

But was it fun. Can you give us the Penthouse letters version please.

See? None of you can find a picture.

Mooo and Luv hooked up. Luv wanted a relationship. Mooo led her to believe he was single. Mooo is fuckin' a MILF. Luv got very, very hurt. Mooo hasn't been able to locate his balls. Mooo's MILF posted and has more balls than Mooo. Luv and the MILF have kissed and made up. Mooo still hasn't found his balls.

I want to see Mooo's MILF. I love MILFs. My next door neighbor is MILFtastic. I want to bang her in the back of her SUV.

And, we are still awaiting those pics...

Bd your smokes are full and im in a hurry. - i have tech training in dallas for a while and then ill be out in the field.


take care bro

matt

From the nature of this thread and her ability to forgive mr. moooo, I got a feeling she is not a milf, but more like an old skank.

Is this the pic you were looking for?

<i>go dig up some dead chick and **** her to death,</i>

Just being technical but if you dig up a dead chick it would be rather hard to **** her to death being as she's already dead. Or is this some kind of George Romero style of dead chick?

*somewhat confused*

Wow... I missed that.

skank is possibly more accurate.

I missed the luv/MILF reconciliation. I gave up on actually keeping up with this thread about 5 posts into it, because I knew it was going to go to 1000 in no time.

If most guys are dicks, what are most women? :rolleyes:

Wow this thing is still going?? Wow, breakup of the century. This is bigger than Nick and Jessica, Brad and Jen, put together.

Just think, one of your group is my son....
 

Funny, isn't it. Maybe you should all be trying to figure out which one of you is my son. He told me this tired subject was still going on. Don't any of you have a life? And no one cares about your opinion of what I might or might not look like. I've never had a problem getting men. Must be the experience that comes with maturity. Something none of you seem to have found yet.
Have a happy time trying to figure out which one is my son. He seems to be quite popular.

Is it Skip Towne?

I bet you're hot. Seriously. I love MILFs. SHOW YOURSELF!

I might be mistaken, but the conversation seemed to turn away from you. Good to see you didn't approve of that.

And they are off again!!!!!

http://www.iecc.com/xochi/images/sto...icon-green.jpg

Is it mooo?

You and just about every other woman in the entire world. The question is can you close other women.

Damn this is still going...Pull up your skirt luv bend over and take it like a hoo... Run moo u coward... BOOG....

apparantly you care or you wouldn't keep coming back to rant and prattle about how this means nothing and we are all such losers and then in the same sentence throw out an invitation for us to guess at how proficient you really are at "getting men" and then really fuel it by tossing in the "experience" comment. You talk about luv being a stalker and yet you supposedly log on to this site under someone elses name and lurk....you, my dear are directing your anger in the wrong direction. Although as much as I admire you getting over mooo's indiscretion you really need to get over your little spitting at luv thing. As she has said more than once she was lied to and didnt know about you. She isnt the one you need to be attacking you lurking little mattressback. In the words of the great Carminy....OFF YOU GO!!

in a PM this morning, MOO said "midget fists"


















blatant falsehood...but funny, none the less.

Did his business just go over $1 mil in revenue for the year?

Should he be proud that his mama is a craddle robber. Even prouder that his mother is humping one of his Pals. Nothing like being the coolest trailer drama mama in the park.

All it took to get your man to cheat was a request for gatorade. You've got no Kryptonite in that snapper, boss.

When Moo's testicles drop, have him drop in and defend himself.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Moosgranny,

To get even with ole Moo for dipping his gerkin into another picklejar.....you should let gochiefs try to dislocate your dusty uterus.

That'll show em!




AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall Aboard.....Next stop, 2000 posts

Like that's something to brag about. I've seen enough water buffaloes running around with kids to know there are guys out there that will **** anything.

Mooosgirl -

Am I a stalker because I found someone I liked who I thought liked me? Am I a stalker because I started a thread to vent? I've called him one time since I found out about you, and that was the other afternoon to call him an asshole for not being a man and standing up for himself. I sent you two messages that were not in response to something you sent me. Those were the very first two I sent you when I was trying to figure things out. We agreed not to contact each other, and we haven't. I haven't read all the way through this except for what you posted here yesterday. I can understand why you were pissed at me about starting this. It was immature. But how immature is it for you to be doing all the talking for your "man"? If he was half the man I thought he was, he would have had the decency to talk to me about this himself. I have no qualms with you. I may thinks it's sick to date someone young enough to be your son, but there have been larger age gaps in relationships. I don't know what you've been told, but I don't think it's the truth. Can we please just drop this now and move on? Jeez!

Hey all, I've been out for a whille. Did I miss anything?

I once dated a gal who had enough control of her keggle muscles to milk a......

luv,

Please do yourself a favor and forget about this skanky old windbag. You have no reason to continue apologizing to her for chrissakes. Evidently she doesn't give a rats about what her son (I mean boyfriend) does behind her back. Moo has no spine, that has been established and is the real issue. MoosMom/MoosGirl is irrelevant.

Wait... If her son is popular and he keeps informing her that it's still going on... I bet he's posted in here.

FWIW: I think it's stumpy's mom or Vanila Thunder.
Who lives in Springfield?

Yeesh... having your girl posting here is bad enough. But your mom?

Especially considering the circumstances.

I'd take that secret to the grave.

luv, I wouldn't know you if you were standing next to me at the quicktrip, but I can tell you that my opinion of you gets higher with every post I read. I am proud of you for the way you are handling this. I sense that I am not the only one on here who is in your corner.

I can see the post now..."Yeah it's my mom that has the 36 longs...and does school boys....."

Oh God, which one of these clowns is that broad's son? An furthermore, who really gives a shit either way? The guy cannot be "popular" here.

Its all coming together now!! Who is lurking in this thread, is a member of our group(notice she did not say poster), and has a "Mother" complex!!

Hey RedRum_69, your mom screws your friend mooooo who is half her age!

If this indeed the jilted party, this post is pretty sad. If indeed your son posts, he sure doesn't need the embarrasment of you coming in and pointing him out to the crowd. Mooo is probably gone from the site and your son won't be too far behind if you out him on this BB with the embarrasment that has followed for the last several days. The guy probably feels pretty bad about things as it is, he doesn't need piled on from the crowd.


Do your son a favor and quit mentioning his name until this blows over and you login with a new name that no one associates with Mooosgal.

Rebound Contestant #8...... Step right up!!!!

I figured it out. The mom wants to out the son. What current member here likes to "out" people? :hmmm:

Mr. Kotter? Would you happen to know? ROFL

UH.....PASS. Already have enough on my plate. :shake:
pretty funny comment though ROFL

Wow. You're really milking this thread for all it's worth.










(sorry if the joke has already been made. I'm fresh on the scene.)

Hey luv, can you sing?

Of course she can sing.

Sorry, couldn't be my mom. She passed in 1998.

I just figured out what this thread DOESN'T have!!!!

Shut up n00b!!

Well....now that you mention it... :spock:

Moooo is a apparently a boy toy....and MoooosGirl is a MILF....

And Springfield is a part of the Ozarks...according to some.

And Hillbillys live in the Ozarks. So mom and girlfriends are not necessarily mutually exclusive relationships.....

:eek:

Know what I'm sayin', Vern? :hmmm:










:p:p:p

See my last post....heh. ROFL

Luv, dont worry about it. This isnt about you anymore. NO need to post.

Moosgranny just made a post because it wasnt about her anymore and she is really liking the attention.

And NO people she is Not a MILF. Do hot moms really fall for Mooos "I'm pathetic" routine in the first place, let alone come and stick up for his lame ass? And on top of that let his actions slide?? C'mon Now

All the ingredients required of a Springer episode have presented themselves in this thread. The Planet Rocks!


But, by all means others continue. This thread is comedy...

chief2000?

Great, redrum had to rep me from this thread...it is a complete thread now.....

You are a female aren't you? No matter what you look like you can always find some one to "hook up" with. Looks has nothing to do with it. As a old friend of mine always said "just an ole wet hole, something to stick your di(k in!"

bill parcells?

I think it is Redrum.

The bastaige hit me too.

redrum:
Ive been with Luv and all i got was a cowbell and a free quart of milk




The guy has no conciencse (sp?).

ROFL