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Bowser 08-20-2004 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
Bullshit, Bullshit, Bullshit

I'm a fatass who used to have a lot of muscles. I got just as much fine tail as a fatass as I did as a lean hardbody. You just gotta find your niche with the ladies. Confidence is huge.

I will second this.

Roy, there are four rules.....
1) Look her in the eye. Always.
2) Listen to what she says.
3) Make her laugh.
4) Be yourself.

Follow these rules, and you are in! (pun intended)

And don't worry about how you look. You are not perfect, but I'm betting that she isn't either. There is a reason why she is coming to see you. Remember that. :thumb:

Phobia 08-20-2004 10:29 PM

Roy,

If all else fails, try gay.

Mr. Kotter 08-20-2004 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by morphius
Of course hanging out in the house with a three year old most of the time makes it really damn hard to encounter and women who might be intrested, much less working as a Sys Admin doesn't help either, cause there are maybe 10 hot SA's in the world and I have yet to meet any of them.

Saul is a SA....I don't know that I'd describe him as "hot," but he ain't ugly....

Oh, sorry....I'm puttin' the cart before the horse here; Saul is a guy...and he does have a girlfriend. :doh!:

Bowser 08-20-2004 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
Roy,

If all else fails, try gay.

There you go getting Anton all amped up!! For shame!

:shake:

Mr. Kotter 08-20-2004 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
...FWIW, if KCChiefsman posts anything in this thread you should do the opposite of whatever he says.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Bob Dole 08-20-2004 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan
Saul is a SA....I don't know that I'd describe him as "hot," but he ain't ugly....

Oh, sorry....I'm puttin' the cart before the horse here; Saul is a guy...and he does have a girlfriend. :doh!:

Bob Dole thinks ye protest too much.

Phobia 08-20-2004 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob_Damned_Dole
Bob Dole thinks ye protest too much.

He's just getting Anton amped up.

morphius 08-20-2004 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan
Saul is a SA....I don't know that I'd describe him as "hot," but he ain't ugly....

Oh, sorry....I'm puttin' the cart before the horse here; Saul is a guy...and he does have a girlfriend. :doh!:

Well, I have yet to have to turn down a guy, though it is a bit awkward catching them checking you out...

KcMizzou 08-20-2004 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by morphius
Well, I have yet to have to turn down a guy

Oh, hell. This is sig material.

morphius 08-20-2004 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou
Oh, hell. This is sig material.

Especially if I would have left out the "have to"...

Mr. Kotter 08-20-2004 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by morphius
Especially if I would have left out the "have to"...

That can be ARRANGED you know.... :)

KcMizzou 08-20-2004 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by morphius
Especially if I would have left out the "have to"...

Dammit. Somehow I just passed right over that.

morphius 08-20-2004 10:45 PM

Yeah, be careful...

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Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan
Saul is a SA. I know that I'd describe him as hot


morphius 08-20-2004 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou
Dammit. Somehow I just passed right over that.

Sorry to get you excited, but I'm more then prepared to turn you down nicely :D

KcMizzou 08-20-2004 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by morphius
Yeah, be careful...

Well, we all knew SD was an online cross-dresser. Most of us did anyway....


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