LOL. It didn't make it in the 30-second version. Blame the director. He was FRENCH!

Tiny you need to put those fukered pictures of your face back up. Those were entertaining.

I always thought the Junior Investment Banker was hotter.

SHE WAS. SHE WAS A GOSH DARN FREKIN NUGGET!

But we couldn't put a fat chick with a femullet in there. I would have been a PR nightmare.
Plus, too cliche' Too easy. Like saying Huard has no long game.

So we made her personality the unattractive thing. But, yeah, she was damn fine in person.

The dancing hottie wasn't so bad either, She was a model.

BTW: the lyric ws originally

...a buzzkill mortgage banker...


but the lawyers thought the term "buzzkill" implied overconsumption and made us remove it.

Didn't you do some of the Happy Cows commercials?

Yeah. The one where the cow goes into the sprinker, it goes slo-mo and Styx "Lady" plays.

My buddy is the VO at the end who says "Great Cheese comes from Happy Cows. Happy Cows come from California...

He made like 40 grand the first year. Bought a WICKED RV with the dough.

Titty ****er, donkey ****er, monkey ****er, douche!

I was at a company that licensed music for some of those commercials. The best (which never aired) had two cows talking and admiring a female's "breasts".

One of the cows said "Hey, check those out!"

#2 said "Fake".

Where the hell did this come from?

Hell if I know.

What is the meaning of this rubbish?

I wish I went into advertising, but I'm not creative enough, live in the midwest and didn't have a degree, so I was fuuked.....


I didn't know tiny did wingman. That's freakin funny.

That was one of the first, and best.

Two bulls are talking..

"You're from out of state, right?"

"yeah"

"THe women are different out here.

"how come"

I dunno, all the grass adn sunshine I guess...whoa!"

(cow goes walking by. Medium shot of her udders)

"Those are real!"

We ended up having to run it with "Hey, do you work out?" at the end, but we have it with the original line too.

can I have a job? I'll move to CA for a job there.... I would be a long shot, and a hard sell to your boss, but what do you say?