Haha. I did.

Woops!

He was reported. The modbots had no choice but to "take action".

Zach edited his post.

He hasn't moved that fast since free pancake day at IHOP.

Reported.

Yea, I'm the hateful one :rolleyes:

I was very much involved in the Denise polls. And in fact one of the driving forces behind the last one. I know perfectly well how things worked in the old days. You are talking out of your ass.



If I were not ignorant of the situation I would not have asked. The reason I asked was so that said ignorance would be no more. But you would rather be a dick and play games. Feel free to fuck off, I'm finished with your whiny ass.

Montreal has assholes.

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You just reported a post that had nothing wrong in it.

Do you think the mods will take kindly to you abusing the report system?

Jensen isn't part of the "inner circle". Hootie was right about there being an inner circle. He was just wrong about what it is. The inner circle is clearly the people who orbit around Frazbob's fatass.

I was actually reporting Pat's modbots post. I find it offensive to robots.

Borussia Dortmund. One of the best supported clubs in the world. Too bad about the shitty euro music that seems to come with all their videos. LMAO

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But yet, everything I've said is true. I can't say that I'm sorry that your attempts to drive memyselfi off this site despite the fact that she didn't do anything banworthy didn't work. I voted against you.

I'm not playing games. You're ignorant because no one can give you an answer to the question. It's not your fault.

I'm not rehashing that issue here. However, your attempt to turn this place's brushes with democracy into something more than it was is completely untrue. A community driven site yes but, also still very much a dictatorship. You make it sound as if we voted on everything, and that just is not the case.


Apparently you can give an answer and refuse to do so. This, dickhead games. So, once again, fuck off.

Hey Pat, since you're a stickler for the rules you are more than aware that if a previously permabanned user is found to be back, the mod team at any time for any reason can nuke the account. That's been clear in the rules since the good old days. That right there is plenty. Now, back to what I've been doing the rest of the day. Reading, and not posting in this thread.

sometimes you want to go
where everybody knows your name
and they're always glad you came

Poor widdle native, playing the victim card.

WHY IS EVERYBODY ALWAYS PICKING ON ME????? :deevee:

This thread is nearing strangest thread ever status...

That rule was added fairly recently, actually. Not saying I disagree with it (it was probably obvious to some extent anyway), but it hasn't "been clear in the rules since the good old days." I believe it was added during one of Joey's recent bans.

After catching up in this thread, it's somehow gotten even worse.

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Thank you. I tried.

patteeu hosted a successful strife fest.

native and I were the guests of honor.

Ok, question:
If someone is "permabanned," why, if that person is found to be back, is the person not immediately nuked instead of what appears to be 'nuked at the discretion of the mod team?'

Just wondering.

Benevolent and forgiving dictators.

Historically, it was because the person had managed to fly under the radar with a new account and get along just fine prior to being "outed".

Well, doesn't that describe Hootie?



LMAO

Because middle aged dudes with goatees feel more powerful if they can just drop the hammer whenever they want to pull rank.

Yep, pretty much.

WOW That is awesome! Thanks Rico! And I did make good on that. I am a Chiefs fan. PBJ

Indeed. I would run this place like ****ing Stalin.

The mean version.

Oh stop it. It has nothing to do with frazod.

:D

I chuckled

;) You know I like ya, Setsuna... If I didn't, I wouldn't have tried to roast ya. I'm glad you didn't take it to heart, because I wasn't intending to make you genuinely upset or anything.

You did make good on that, eh? Awesome, way to go, dude.

Is this supposed to be some kind of insult?

These shitfests always roll back to this question... if what you assert were actually true, then why are you and patt still here?

Absolutely not. Insulting you would be disrespecting a mod which would get me banned. The only way to get away with disrespecting a mod would be if you called him a spic. (Racism is okay except against blacks. Slurs against gays are okay. Same for Jews. Muslims are kind of a gray area. It's okay as long as there aren't any Muslims in the thread. If there are, you have to sort of pretend to veil the bigotry.)

Because you've overlooked the rules we've broken just like you don't for hootie.

I've personally banned somebody for racial slurs against kc native. You and patteeu must not have gotten that memo because I missed the thread with all the righteous indignation and the "Phobia is so mean" commentary.

I'd reckon you're inner circle.

LMAO Dear lord their are some sandy vaginas this evening.

Wasn't this thread originally supposed to be a ranking and not a roast?

Oh, it's rank.

:)

What are people complaining about anyway? Also I'm growing one of those mustaches that curl up at the edges. And just to make sure people know. I'm black.

Rollie Fingers mustache.

His son lives in Burlington, IA of all places for some reason. Rollie Fingers makes his way to Burlington all the time...I'm not real sure what the connection between he and Burlington, IA is, but it's weird.

Are you khans adopted son?

He probably was in a porno in that city. Holds fond memories for him.

ROFL forgot he had one of those. And no or he wouldn't have allowed Joker to be drafted.

This evening?

Thread sucks since Hootie was banned. Dammit Phobia!

So, who wants to go fishing with Patteau?

Relaxing!

I enjoy fishing and I like pat.

He would talk your goddamned ears off! No thanks.

I GOT JOKEZZZZZZ SUN

I enjoy listening. Personally, I think its an underdeveloped skill for most people.

Not that I am proficient at it.

Go fishing with rico.

LMAO

We would be able to talk about wrestling for hours, so that would work.

****ing right. Never would cast. As a precondition you'd have to read his 350 page "ode to the gill people"

No, I don't make it sound like we voted on everything. In fact, I've been clear that that was not the case. My posts have been accurate.

I'm not going to hold your hand for this. If you haven't figured out what's going on by now, I think it's hopeless.

I'm also for clear rules and for applying rules equally instead of having rules on the books that you can use on posters you don't like but waive for everyone else. Not to mention the fact that I think Hootie's previous bans (at least the one's I've been aware of) were bogus to begin with.

I know vailpass has been sent away for it before and I'm not at all surprised it was you. It just goes to show how inconsistent you are.

It's only 8:00, pat. You really should pace yourself.

I won't speak for Saul, but I haven't broken any rules.

Can we do another 10 K? ROFL

Surely with all of the talented paparazzi members around here, this thread is just about to take off. After all, It's not like hootie and I carried the thread while a bunch of others sat around and bitched (while adding nothing of value themselves).

Jensen shouldn't have been surprised someone reported him, by the way. He was being a douche. It's one thing to type the N word to make a point, but he was quoting people that didn't say anything racist and then typing, "Yeah, lets get all those stupid ****ers!" and stuff like that, as if they had made racist comments.

Bitching is CP's MO. Hey, I started and updated the damn thing forever...I deserve a little credit. Sure, I suck ass as a roaster, but if I wanted to do that it would have been my Top 101.

But you two thickskulls keep insisting that I ban people I don't like. I don't really like either of you. Why aren't you banned?

YOU ARE TOO AFRAID OF THE SEVERE REPERCUSSIONS THAT BANNING THEM WOULD BRING

DICTATORS FEAR THE PEOPLE

I think the obvious answer is that you actually like us.

I WAS THE ONE THAT REPORTED HIM FIRST!!!!!!!!!!/bugeater

I'm not a bad guy to go fishing with, homeslice. I've got some good spots. A lot of you probably think I am some sort of giant, yippy chihuahua who won't shut up in person...which isn't the case. At least, I don't think it is.

Speaking of fishing and turtles, I am scared shitless of snapping turtles, but we have had some fun times fishing those things out of our pond. Hell, we caught one that weighed 50-60 pounds one time. I remember when we got the hook out of his mouth, my dad put a thick branch in front of it's nose and the thing snapped it right in half like it was a twig. It was crazy. And all I could think about is if I were skinny dipping and a snapping turtle decided to snap at my penis. I think I have enough gerth, to where it wouldn't be snapped in half like that wussy-ass branch, but the damage would probably still be catastrophic.

Short. Succinct. Then you had to go rico.

You just can't help yourself can you? Still, that was a single paragraph story, so that's impressive. :evil:

I nearly made this same post



It was a short story because most of it was about his penis.

Whatever man - a box turtle could snap that thing off

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That made me chuckle.

Haha.

But dude, the shit was crazy.

Then when I got inside, I googled some shit about snapping turtles biting people and read this story about this dude in Australia who got his penis bit by one. The snapping turtle didn't end up biting this guy's penis off (props to this guy's penis, I guess), but it did end up clamping and locking it's jaws and wouldn't release itself from the shaft of this Australian man's penis. They ended up having to pry the snapper's jaws off this guy's penis with a crow-bar. I can't imagine ANYTHING that would be more horrifying than that. I've been scared shitless of snapping turtles ever since.