Now eat that bug!

Is that Kirk in Generations? LMAO

Picard.

It's actually one of my favorite scenes in any Trek movie.

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Was there ever a doubt who would be chosen? Paris Kardashian never had a chance against the meetpeeker.

http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.c...-off-16x9.jpg?

LMAO

This is a classic American success story. A chubby little street urchin steals an apple from a grocer. He is beaten. He comes back a few days later and steals another apple. He is beaten again. The same thing happens every few days for an entire year. Eventually the grocer gives the kid a job sweeping the floors, just to make him earn his apple. And then ten years later, the kid owns the store and it has 600 branches across the U.S. and southern Canada, and he spends his free time being a male model and having sex with women he met on the Internet.

Had I been asked to compose the final roast I would have written some elegant prose about previous years posting records, beard growing contests, weiner watching, taking laps around a parking lot, play by play of the globe trotter gang bang on his sister, tortured birthday free childhood and then expanded with visualizations of the caterpillar becoming a butterfly. I'd then end with a photo of the latest download into my toilet server.

You can still do so. Technically an official roast hasn't been written yet.

SNR deserves as much love as ChiefsPlanet is capable of giving. Even if that borders on rape.

I do believe this is the single greatest effort anybody's put onto this board with the best results. This even tops Gif'd Up.

Much love, SNR. That was genuinely an incredible performance. Rest, my friend. Even God took a day off.

Nice roast, asshole.

10,000 hours

x1000


and the outcome was just

Back in.

Okay, so who are the top snubs?