From KissingSuzyKolber.com:

LMAO

It's too long, Mr. hometeam.

We need to supply them with small, digestible tidbits of information (much like the major media outlets do). The average person has an attention span similar to the size of Pioli's humility.

What we need are little factoids that have shock effect and spark their emotions. Then, over time, these tiny, itsy-bitsy, little sparks will eventually combine into a raging, hellish inferno that will evolve into a conflagration that burns the very flesh off Pioli's evil bones.

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Welcome to the new age of media. YOU are the media.

It's true. And we should always keep in mind that, with great power comes great responsibility.

For my part, I shall forever keep these words near to my heart ... even as the Arrowhead CIA guys come for me during the night.

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Just for the record... we are pretty good at teh internets.

OMG this x100000000!!!!!! :#

That alone is enough to be on notice.

Someone tweet this shit.

The Star says it wasn't Pioli's fault, though. He was new on the job and had to fire and/or ignore all the Chiefs scouts until they vacuumed the stairwells.

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BTW, someone should send this link to Schefter, Mortensen, or Clayton

Holy shit.

This is unbelievable. You guys are the ****ing bomb.

This would be awesome if this hits NFL Live or Sunday gameday countdown

I already have.

Quit sending tweets and start sending me trade offers.

:D

how about Mark Schlereth, he'll love to kick one in too

If you do, please just ask them for their help. Writers like that. They really do. It demonstrates respect and acknowledges their hard work.

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