McDowell, you insanely lucky mother****er.

:shake:

What do you mean "I took a chance"? That was a shitty yank.

Nobody wants this.

Phil hasn't hit one shot pin high today. Not one. He needs to focus less on trying to hit his irons farther than anyone, and more on controlling his distances.

Bye, bye, Phil.

This has been a really disappointing day. The Open is always a war of attrition, but this has just been awful golf.

It's amazing that Phil is that good and he didn't hit one iron worth a shit today. His iron game was ****ing pathetic.

Lot o' squares on Johnson's scorecard today.

I like this Mcdowell guy, seems pretty personable

At least the Frenchman didn't win.

Good lad, that McDowell. Good lad. Even though he's a Northie, I'll bet him and Padraig tip a few tonight.

Good short interview on The Golf Channel with McDowell's father.

Father: "Yer some kid" I says to him. And he says back to me: "Happy Fathers Day, Dad".

Do you think Tiger, Phil, and Ernie would have been happy if you told them on the range they could finish at 283 and won outright?

What a shitload of fail.

I got my first hole in 1 yesterday!!!!!111!!

Congrats!

What was the distance, club and bar tab following the round?

(Assuming you know the tradition of the guy scoring an ace buying drinks for all)

102 yard par 3 into a stiff breeze with a Callaway X22 Tour P Wedge, I hit it about 7 feet past the hole and sucked it back in. My tab was $267.

I was playing in a 4-ball match, we were down 4 entering hole 11. We came back to win 1 up.