:D I did no such thing.

A fifth wind?

I'm assuming that you have the link to it.

No biggie, i just been around Claythan enough to know he was going to bomb out, big time. And that he just loved getting all the well meaning people on this board to try and help him out. In vain, i might add.

He knew he was going to pound his pud that night. I guarantee.

Even now, he thrives the attention, even if it means getting no pussie, isn't that sad?

If true, it's very sad.

Best idea i've read on this thread for a while.

Dude, please. I would leave Chiefsplanet for months if it meant getting laid.

I don't believe you are a virgin but enjoying playing the card. I doubt there are many virgins your age. Those that are have religious reasons or mechanical deficiencies. I honestly believe that you like the added attention.

Yeah I should just not talk about it and weep in the corner instead....

tell 'em you might get a sympathy F.
so they can say and see that they de-flowered you:spock:

I find that most chicks aren't into de-flowering dudes. Don't say anything about it.

I guess that was a 70s thing.....

Inebriation: Yes.

Mood: Depressed.

At least you didn't start 30 threads. You've improved.

GoChiefs liking attention? No...say it aint so. I don't think I believe him either. Is it really true?

A 27 year old dude could fall out of bed and stick his woohoo in some girl's waawaa in Houston. I had to beat them off with a stick while living there. I was unable to ward off the advances of Pink, however.