seriously, a guy was shooting potatoes in the air this afternoon in teh church lawn.

Potato season opened up last Thursday. But only for hash browns and baked potatoes. French fry season doesn't open until next week.


As another random thought, I wonder if there's some sort of prize for the 1,000th post in this thread.

yep...it sounded like a gun, but yet looked like a pipe with a plunger on the end.

Honestly, I didn't even know the potatoes were still migrating. I thought that usually happened later in the fall.

Who knew the CP twitter thread would reach 1000 posts?

I didn't.

What is church for if not for shooting potatoes in the air.
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999?

1000....yay.

1001

no, not quite as colorful. It was like white pvc pipe, only bigger, with what looked like a toilet plunger on the end.

I think you've got a nice board here, but it really needs some Favre threads. And maybe his picture as the logo. And maybe call it Favre Planet.

Why does today feel like a Wednesday?

Here's a random thought: merge up the 15 Favre threads cluttering up your first 2 pages, and dump all that shit into one single pile. :retching:

The mexican barber today had a GREAT BIG ASS. I had never seen her in stretch pants before. Guess she was showing off her HUGE ASS.

Where are the pics, you tease.

Dude it was like a nasty inner city ho ass. The kind that wiggles at 2 am trying to position itself for a blowjob. She wears too much makeup, too. Fits the part.

move over sham-wow

You guys, Nate Kaeding became a father today!

Does that make you an uncle?

...or an aunt?

Mike Oldfield is the luckiest musician in history....

A little server hiccup there huh?

Neil Peart became a dad again this week and was on the cover of a Motorcycle mag. He also got inducted into the Motorcycle hall of fame.

His old kit sold for 25 K at auction-what a steal.

Same shit, different day. :rolleyes:

hang in there-it will get better!!

just keep swimming just keep swimming

I knew it would itch when my taint hair grew back, but this is awful.

Hang in there... hang in there.

Thx! I'm having a drink now, so I should be feeling good soon.

ROFL

yep booze fixes everything-lol

have a great night

Only if it's the right type of booze and consumed in moderation, (which it will be). :D

G'night to u too.

Saw Friends earlier tonight. I want to **** Courtney Cox
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For the first time in at least 10 years I have a new desk chair.

I think my lower back just had an orgasm.

Super Thai Hot Thursday was delicious!

She's not my first choice from that show (that would be Jennifer Aniston) but I'd still hit it; she's looking a bit drawn and plastic-surgery-ish but the body's still not bad. She's got a new TV show coming out soon.

It's pretty Awesome, like DaKCMan AP.

Constipation

Something's up with my wireless router. Can't connect to it, but I'm on some unsecure network just fine. Grrrr....

Never mind. Problem solved.

Finally got around to watching "The Bourne Identity". Holy crap, what a mangled piece of shit film they made out of a very solid Robert Ludlum novel.

Also just watched "Napoleon Dynamite" for the first time. Hugely underwhelmed by it. Aside from reaffirming my slightly-bizarre infatuation with the strangely-cute Tina Majorino, it did nothing for me. Didn't find it funny, didn't find it quirky, didn't find it interesting or even remotely having a point.

the lesbians in the parking lot were back today

Did u get pics this time?

I weep during every Harry Potter movie. Some tears are for joy, others for sadness.

I didn't notice them til they were done and out of their van smoking cigarettes.... they're gross though.

Now I'm sitting her contemplating if I need to chase these kids skateboarding with their ramp out of the parking lot.

I wept because this last one sucked so bad. I can't stand having to watch it. It makes the last film look like friggin' "Citizen Kane"....

I just find it very hard to hate any Harry Potter movie.

I was really pissed that I missed the first couple minutes this afternoon. There's few things in life I like better than a dark, empty theater, me, some butterfingers, and Harry Potter. It gives me the warm fuzzies.

:spock:

http://www.njsweatsox.com/paul_reubens.jpg

Currently watching the Pats-Bengals preseason game, a barn-burnin' 3-0 heading for halftime, although the Bengals are threatening. Can we have Cassel back, please? Our backup quarterbacks suck balls.

change my avy

LMAO That avatar is definitely NOT in line with what one has come to expect of a big bad nasty kcnut.

just sayin

Large hot slick, soap lathered boobies

The Rockies game is now in the bottom of the 13th. I'm kinda bored and want to go to bed, but it's an important game, so I feel like I have to keep watching. :ZZZ:

Being "The nice guy" sucks.:cuss:

Think I need to go back to being "the asshole":evil:

Green Day's new single "21 Guns" is such an "All The Young Dudes" ripoff it isn't funny. I mean, c'mon, can't someone put four notes together in an original sequence any more?

My brain is full. No more room for information.

And they're still airing the Christmas-themed Enzyte commercial. Smilin' Bob in a Santa suit. Gotta admire a company that says, "F**k it, we'll save money, just run that Christmas commercial all year long."

Unrelated note: the mom in that rollover-minutes commercial, who keeps hounding her kids to use the old minutes? I want to shut her up in a particular way, if you know what I mean...

Hardly.

Just dump some of the useless shit......

FYI: I just rode past Arrowhead, it looks awesome. The k looks good too. Raining like a bitch though.
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I would **** the dogshit out of Julie Andrews.

http://members.lycos.nl/groothuizenh/44d04460.jpg

She was workin' that cute pixie-ish look in her heyday. The "Sound Of Music" version, I'd hit like David Ortiz on a lazy waist-high fastball.

Me: What if we find out we're siblings?
Him: Then we just won't reproduce.

oh.em.gee.

Watch your ass its growing ..

That's hawt!

Me: Hey, did you hear about Marshall f**king around in practice?
Her: Yeah, asswipe, there were nine threads about it. Now shut up and hump.

I'm typing on my laptop. In the bathroom. While taking a shit.

This is the life.

I assume your bowel movements have undergone massive transformations since your diet change.

Not really.

ROFL

I should get more fiber before I blow out something in my ass.

This music sums up how I feel about Saturday, August 29, 2009:

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While playing Madden career mode, something struck me: ever since the online subscription world was introduced, there's absolutely no reason why they cant have one CD they sell you, and then update graphics and rosters through service packs each year. Methinks there is SOMEHOW money to be made off of saving people from buying a $60/year game, but rather offering less expensive updates to the game.

Then everyone would have to go buy hard drives to contain all the shit.

I think it would be hot to have a three way with a college girl and her milf mom.
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I just pulled my trap doing pull ups in the park. I self medicated with gin.

Wondering if Know5hit will sign in after the regular season collapse of the donks commences.

Without stopping to rest? 10.

I have no idea what the bear thought he saw, you squeeky voiced wet end.

For those trying to kick the sugar in a soda, I highly recommend:
 

http://i27.tinypic.com/5l737k.jpg





EASILY the best diet drink i've ever had.

Putting cayenne in goulash? Killer idea.

Goulash is good fare. Today I also had scrambled eggs, a hot dog, and some popcorn.

45 minutes until SUPER THAI HOT THURSDAY!

Do you have a goulash recipe?