Probably way more.

I'm good with catching some of the runoff.

Possibly, I've always been a bit more of an ass man but I'm not going to frown while gawking at a primo rack.

I've discovered that everything south of the equator is too humid for my tastes.

When you post it reminds me.



It's probably time for a gummy!

The older I get I find that I can do without the humidity.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">BIG NEWS: Taylor Swift and Patrick Mahomes&#39; wife Brittany “hit it off” and had shots together at the Travis Kelce party, per TMZ. <br><br>“Our sources say the two chatted a ton at the bash ... and at one point even took a shot together”<br><br>The two plan to keep in touch, and will be… <a href="https://t.co/NLc8T2UWwM">pic.twitter.com/NLc8T2UWwM</a></p>&mdash; MLFootball (@_MLFootball) <a href="https://twitter.com/_MLFootball/status/1707456570303643770?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">September 28, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

In the interests of my professional success, I'll make sure to post more.

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I'm not helping this thread go away but I'm thinking there's going to be a lot of Travis and Taylor Halloween costumes out there this year.

There are no accidents. If it happens it was fate.

5MG's each?

Pffff not worth the effort.

weed makes you horny?

High definition sweets.

No. No it doesn't. If anything, weed is a cock block because it makes you lazy.

ESPECIALLY edibles.

Well...

I guess you shouldn't smoke when ****ing Detoxing.
But it's delightful.

Maybe a bit, but damn stoned sex is pretty epic.

This shit has gotten so ridiculous it's circled back around to funny again.

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Im high every night. ****ed last night while being high and a little tipsy.

Stoned sex isn't far from sober sex. Drunk sex is better. Mixing the two is the best.

Sex on shrooms or molly? Now we're talkin'.

Drunk sex means more outrageous sex.
Stoned sex is feeling everything sex.

I don't have time for that when I'm drunk.
Take your pants off.

That's Starfish sex.

ThaVirus is black!

****!

LMAO

ROFL

Eh. Kinda.

I think that's a you thing.

Even DJ Akademiks getting in on it....sheeesh.

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DJ Akademiks with the receipts:

Since Taylor Swift:

400% Spike in Kelce Jersey Sales
383K IG Followers gained by Kelce
63% Jump in female viewership
#1 rated NFL game of the week despite being a blow out vs the lowly Bears
3x increase in Chiefs web searches
3x increase in chiefs sales on Stubhub
Most Chiefs tickets sold in a single day since start of the season.

Sorry Philfree and the haters, deal with it.

Fine. I'll sticky it since you insist.

Just don't smoke if you want to keep it up.

This 100%, and although I'm guessing meth is the best in this department, I'd never try it because my dick and I would love it too much.

Uhh i dunno.
Meth will make you **** anything.
Anything.

Right, and if I'm willing to **** a Thanksgiving turkey, the meth is doing its job.

Im an avid, daily smoker and have been since my early 20's.

I've bought from trap houses, pyru bloods, medical and recreational dispensaries, home grown, and humboldt private reserves and shit straight across the border. I've had every tincture, concentrate, hash, edible (gummies, liquids, chocolates etc), flower and preroll under the sun.

I've smoked it from a pipe, a bong, an apple, a soda can, a gravity bong, a volcano, a Puffco the list goes on and on.

I've eaten it, smoked it, dabbed it, vaporized it.....

So it's hilarious to me when people try to come at me like i don't know what i'm talking about.

The Bradshaw part at the end is ****ing hysterical.

Jfc put your resume away
You should know better than anyone it affects people differently. Enjoy the cock block.

Travis Kelce could earn up to $10M thanks to ‘Taylor Swift effect’: sports marketing expert

The fringe benefits YES!

Shit just got real!

Results: We analyzed results from 216 questionnaires completed by people with experience using cannabis with sex. Of these, 112 (52.3%) said they used cannabis to alter their sexual experience. Eighty-two participants (38.7%) said sex was better, 34 (16.0%) said it was better in some ways and worse in others, 52 (24.5%) said it was sometimes better, and only 10 (4.7%) said it was worse. Of 202 participants, 119 (58.9%) said cannabis increased their desire for sex, 149 of the 202 participants (73.8%) reported increased sexual satisfaction, 144 of 199 participants (74.3%) reported an increased sensitivity to touch, and 132 of 201 participants (65.7%) reported an increased intensity of orgasms. Out of 199 participants, 139 (69.8%) said they could relax more during sex, and 100 of 198 participants (50.5%) said they were better able to focus. Of the 28 participants who reported difficulty reaching orgasm, 14 said it was easier to reach orgasm while using cannabis, but only 10 said that sex was better.

****, this slaps. Reminds me of a Bowie song or something. This might be a good one for NY, too.

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I'm just being real about it.

If i'm high, i mean like REALLY high, such as a good edible high, all i wanna do is kick it, munch and either play a game or watch TV. My girl is the same way. A real high just makes you lazy.

If i really wanna ****, i aint taking an edible that day. I'll smoke, sure, because like i said a standard weed high is barely a notch above sobriety.

Smoking a J or some bong rips won't stop you from ****ing. But a REAL high will knock you on your ass so you don't wanna leave the bed. It makes you lazy, and that ain't just me talking, that's pretty damn well known.

When you've been working all day, high off your ass now and got a face full of doritos and ice cream, aint no one thinking about ****ing.

None of that changes anything about what i said.

I work consistent 16-20 hour days and your definition of a real high has no place in my life.

It means that once again, you're in the minority.

LMAOROFL

We probably should revisit the "do you eat ass" thread to try and class up the joint a little

Have you changed your stance?

Nah.

Most of my friends smoke weed too. Only on Chiefsplanet do i read stories about how amazing weed makes everything.

In reality, it's barely a notch above sobriety.

Which is part of why it is so universally accepted now. Because it's NOT a big deal.

Nothing like being high on a shroom trip. Nothing like E or cocaine. And sex after some good whiskey is simply better.

Sex on weed is a little better than sober sex, sure. But it's simply not a sexual drug in the way many other substances are.

Well hopefully the nih calls your friends.

Don't care what the NiH says.

NiH also says weed causes hallucinations LMAO

Do you go around telling your customers that weed causes hallucinations? Didn't think so.

Cool.
You also don't care what the people who responded said.

You really only care what your friends say.

You know the best Rain Man advice right?
Surround yourself with people who are better.

Like i said, do you tell your customers that weed causes hallucinations?

No, of course you don't.

Because there's ways that the medical community reports things in their isolated studies, and then there's ACTUAL user experiences.

I can't imagine you'd ever describe your high as "hallucinating" yet that's exactly how it's described medically.

We all know you belong to the Cult of Weed. You've made a career out of it.

GoChiefs asked an honest question. I gave him a real, honest answer from an avid user who's NOT part of this Cult of Weed that you are, that proclaims that weed is the best thing ever made for everything ever in life.

So again, CLAY, no don't go seeking weed as a sexual stimulant. ESPECIALLY if you're not a smoker. Just go to the bar with your girl, have a few drinks. You'll have way more fun that way. Trust me.

I'm becoming bored of all this weed talk.

Why would you want to be so mean?

If you want more T-Swift coverage, have you watched the video i posted?

Apparently Heinz is releasing a special ranch ketchup combo because Taylor was eating chicken with both. My news feed which has mostly been chiefs stuff now has a lot of Taylor stuff.

I wonder how Mahomes feels about her encroaching on his ketchup game.

Sorry to derail. Here you go:

What Taylor Swift Did Before Watching Travis Kelce's Game Proves She's Doing Her Best To Impress

Taylor Swift is not wasting anytime getting to know Travis Kelce and that includes getting close with his family.


On Sunday, as everyone who has internet access already knows, Swift watched Kelce and the Kansas City Chiefs win against the Chicago Bears from a luxury suites at Arrowhead Stadium alongside his mom and others in the Kelce inner circle. But the latest information about what Swift did before the game really proves that she means business.

In footage obtained by Daily Mail, Swift was seen the Kansas City Chiefs tight end’s home with his family and friends on Sunday before the big game. Yup, that means that the “Anti-Hero” singer had even more one-on-one time with the Kelce crew before cheering him on.

In the video, Swift exits her new beau’s $1 million mansion with a group before boarding a party bus that took her and the group to the stadium where they then enjoyed the game from VIP seats. Reportedly, there were also two unmarked police cars stationed outside Kelce’s home while the singer, 33, was there.


“Travis wasn’t at his house, but it was filled with his friends and family,” a source told Daily Mail. “He has a personal chef and several friends from high school and college who use his place as a crash pad whenever they are in town.”


Sunday was Swift and Kelce’s first public sighting together since the 33-year-old NFL star made a very public pass at her via his podcast in July when he expressed interest in giving her his phone number.

After Kelce put on a good show for his love interest with a 41-10 win against the Bears, he and Swift were photographed leaving the stadium in an open-top car before enjoying an intimate date that didn’t sit well with some fans.


Swift and Kelce broke the internet with their date and it’s pretty much all anyone can talk about — even Kelce’s ex-girlfriend who shared a stern warning for Swift. But Kelce still appears to be looking forward. On a recent episode of his podcast New Heights, Kelce praised Swift for showing up to the game and impressing his loved ones.


“I just thought it was awesome how everyone in the suite had nothing but great things to say about her — the friends and family,” he said on his podcast. “Shoutout to Taylor for coming through and seeing me rock the stage.”

Nobody did that.

Now back to TS+TK!

What in the **** is this threadm

It's all your fault. Look what you made me do.

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Swifties arguing about the benefits of weed

Just watch the ****ing Taylor Swift video, goddamnit.

We all believe you get lazy.
No one here is arguing that it happens to you. All I've done is express support for you.

:LOL:

It's ok we can be friends again. SWIFTIES UNITE!

Gotta disagree about alcohol over weed for sex, stoned sex is the best by far IMO... to me you just feel everything on a much higher level with weed

Nonono sweetie we made up, get back in the car

LMAO

Weed gets me horny as shit, but so does Adderall. Sex on weed is bomb, but so is sex on addy.

SHUT UP AND WATCH THE ****ING TAYLOR SWIFT MUSIC VIDEOS.

Sex while high is the shit. I can't remember the last time I had sex sober. Just not the same.

Which ones? I love her. Last Great American Dynasty and The 1 are my shit right now.

No we didn't, wait until you see my other post in Clays thread...

My apologies. Just trying to re-rail after de-railing.

ALL HAIL TELCE!

Detoxing and I made up.

Your I love you I hate you I hate you I hate you I love you thing doesn't really damage my soul.

I have nothing to add, I just thought it was funny that this post was submitted right at 4:20.

Went down the Bart Baker parody rabbit hole. Miss when YouTube was more edgy

Taylor Swift noods!