CISO is leading our portfolio overall ,up 24% since 4/1

Looking at buying AMZN or GOOG on a dip and before the split, for a long term position in an IRA.

Which one would you choose?

NAIL
AAPL
MARA

I set up a watchlist of the FAANG stocks 1/1/2018

Here's their total returns for the period 1/1/18- 4/7/22

FB 26.17%

AMZN 171.26%

AAPL 306.07%

NFLX 88.19%

GOOGL 158.5%

I think AMZN is about to be hit with a massive spike of costs increases related to labor

I'm not sure what is bleeding more today, my portfolio or my ass

Discounted profit vouchers today

Tell your whore to use a smaller strap-on next time

You would know from experience. Thanks for the pro tip.

LMAO You guys

I'm selling my lake house at Lake Texoma and thinking I can buy 5 AMZN, 5 GOOGL and 20 TSLA with the proceeds. After the splits that should land me 100 shares of each. My only dilemma is leaving APPL out.

It's 7 hours away and my wife is unable to travel and I can't leave her alone so just **** life.

I'd be willing to go down there and keep an eye on it for you......Buddy, pal. I'd stay all the way through pre and post spawn.

It must be great being a hog farmer...

Is that the house of the Three Little Pigs? :p

Maybe, but my hunch is that it can't hold a candle to being a retired hog farmer.