Damn close.

LMAO

49.

Ug. Ly.

I saw every one of those 49 shots, and let me tell you, he looked like a 20 handicapper out there.

I don't know if he hit a single drive in the fairway, and the one good look he had at birdie (17) he three putted from 8 feet.

I can't remember the last time I saw a professional golfer have two triples in the same round, much less two triples, a double, and FIVE bogeys.

Dude shot a 49 with a birdie and nine pars.

Talk about scrambling some ****ing eggs...

8 straight holes of bogey or worse.

I walk off the course if I play like that.

I just used this app today on my phone called "how far am I". If you have a gps android phone it is a must have and its free. You can even add your own data. It tells you how far you are from the center off the green on each hole and surprisingly accurate.

After two early bogeys, Tiger has found his swing. Two birdies in a row, and now 15-20 feet for eagle.

Tiger proving this week what I've always said: Hank Haney is a complete ****ing moron.

Tiger bogeys 8 to go back to +4, and Phil is making a mess of the 1st after a perfect drive, an overly conservative approach, and an abysmal first putt.

Casey imploding on the 2nd hole. He has a 12 footer for a 6.

Phil's distance control on his irons has been awful on these first two holes. He's always been a poor wind player, and I think that the increase in wind is ****ing with him.

McDowell birds again. -5

Mickelson finds the sand and he's got a tough up/down. Another nice pay by (A) Langley on 7.

Mickelson is absolutely killing himself.

He needed to be at least -1 for the round through 4 holes and -2 through 6.

He'll be lucky to make it through 7 at E

7 is almost impossible right now.

Hey William,

Did you ever get your clubs?

Hey Poulter. Shut up and play.