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Tribal Warfare 08-01-2008 06:58 PM
Another thing to add, try to have fun on the date too, you're trying to live it up.

Donger 08-01-2008 06:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4884571)
I said:

"Hey Jenna, this is Clay, the guy from the stupid dating site. Just giving you a call to see if you wanted to do anything tonight. Let me know. Talk to you later."
Why would you say something like that?

Donger 08-01-2008 07:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4884584)
In other news, she has nice tits:

http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/6...4232203in4.jpg

In related news, I love to e-stalk.
Too bad they're fake.

Hammock Parties 08-01-2008 07:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4884597)
Why would you say something like that?
I don't know. I think it's kind of dumb. I didn't say it in a hateful way, more of a playful way.

DeezNutz 08-01-2008 07:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4884571)
I said:

"Hey Jenna, this is Clay, the guy from the stupid dating site. Just giving you a call to see if you wanted to do anything tonight. Let me know. Talk to you later."
STFU

Good grief.

Tribal Warfare 08-01-2008 07:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4884598)
Too bad they're fake.


who cares, if he gets to touch'em then good for him!

DeezNutz 08-01-2008 07:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4884598)
Too bad they're fake.
No.

Bwana 08-01-2008 07:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4884571)
I said:

"Hey Jenna, this is Clay, the guy from the stupid dating site. Just giving you a call to see if you wanted to do anything tonight. Let me know. Talk to you later."

Dude :hmmm: See bold lines, tell me how you can improve.

blueballs 08-01-2008 07:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4884593)
The dating site was stupid.
it's training camp
the pads are on

bogey 08-01-2008 07:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4884571)
I said:

"Hey Jenna, this is Clay, the guy from the stupid dating site. Just giving you a call to see if you wanted to do anything tonight. Let me know. Talk to you later."
You're going to be just fine.

Hammock Parties 08-01-2008 07:02 PM
"Hey Jenna, this is Clay, THE STUD MUFFIN FROM YOUR DREAMS. Just giving you a call TO SEE IF YOU WANTED SEXUAL PLEASURE TONIGHT. Let me know. Talk to you later."

Quote:
Originally Posted by bogey (Post 4884609)
You're going to be just fine.
Phew.

Actually, saying "the stud from the internet" might have been kind of funny. No?

Donger 08-01-2008 07:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4884599)
I don't know. I think it's kind of dumb. I didn't say it in a hateful way, more of a playful way.
Just masturbate, seriously.

DeezNutz 08-01-2008 07:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger (Post 4884611)
Just masturbate, seriously.
Especially before going if she agrees to meet you. This might help you avoid jail time.

Mr. Flopnuts 08-01-2008 07:04 PM
Next time at the very end add, "Don't bother calling back if you don't suck dick." Let me know how that goes.

Hammock Parties 08-01-2008 07:04 PM
OK, since Jenna's getting railed by some other guy right now I'm going to dinner with Nick. Talk to you pillowbiters later.


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